Got these off Google

WARNING: I will get mad at whoever wrote these.

Answer along with me!

1. Yes. I can. I made a cake today.

2. Well, good for him. Did you know I've never had KFC?

3. Surprisingly, no, dumb*ss.

4. If such a thing existed, don't you think I would've by now so I don't have to listen your your stupid *ss questions?

5. Why, thank you. That is a question for the maker of the universe

6. Good to know you want me dead.

7. Who the hell is Nick Jonas

8. Oh, I'm sorry, is there anything wrong with that?

9. Why don't you jump off a cliff?