Lady: *waxing my eyebrows*

Me: TwT owie

Lady: could you open your eyes it's better for me

Me:*opens them*

Her breast be the only fucking thing in my face

Me:trying to look esle where* um...

My brain: Damn those some mighty fine T I t t y ' s

Me: ..... :] you almost done-

Lady: Um not yet no

Me: Okie-

My brain: hormones be high right now-