3rd Pov

Once upon a time in an apocalyptic world in some random bookstore, we can see 228,6 I'm or 7'6 tall and a large buff thing

The white monster looking was holding and reading a small book and turning each page delicately with its sharp pointy fingers

And then we can see a group of Normal humans looking at it

Normal male 1: " Watch out it's one of those monsters "

N.(Normal) Female 1: " What is that thing reading? "

N. Male 2: " It must be a blueprint of some kind of weapon that can track all live people so it can eat us! "

Meanwhile what the white monster was actually reading

White Monster: ( Yuri! Yuri! Yuri! yuri! yuri! Yuri! Let's goooooooooooooooooo )

Back with the groups

N. Male 1: " Look at that thing smiling he must have been thinking of a good plan to kill Human "

N. Female 1: " Fuck we're fucking dead! Shit shit shit "

N. Male 2: " Oh no! Stop cursing! Or he gonna appear! "

N. Female 1: " Who appears? God? Like fuck God! I hate this life! I hate this world! Fuck you! "

???: " Did I just hear someone say a curse word? "

A figure then appears behind the three people

N. Male 1: " Oh no it's Captain America!! Run! "

Venom Captain America: " It seems like I need to teach you how to use a better language "

N. Female 1: " Fuck you, Cap! This is an apocalyptic world good language doesn't matter! And you're not even a good person either! "

The woman screamed as she was dragged by her two friends

V. Cap A: " Now isn't it rude to just go away when I'm still not done talking and you know I'm pretty hungry right now "

And so the sound of ripped and torn flesh can be heard

Back to the bookstore

Now we can see a group of human who looks like thugs carrying Guns and Chainsaw

Thug 1: " Look it's one of those things "

Thug 2: " F we need to kill this GDMT before we can loot this place "

Thug 3: DM FG DMT F T S let me get some F GDM rest! "

Thug 4: " Why are you all using some kind of code words! I don't understand! "

Thug 5: " F boi are GDM SD or are you a RD "

Thug 1: " Boi you are new in this group I don't how you been survive alone for so long but it is a common rule to not curse in the center of the city "

Thug 4: " Why? "

Thug 3: " Because VCA will come and F Y P so much "

Thug 4: " Oooooh by the way why are we trying to loot a bookstore? Wouldn't a bookstore don't have any food and stuff? What are we searching for here? "

Thug 1 & 2 & 3: """ P Magazine, """ the said with a proud smile while giving a thumbs up 👍

Thug 4: " Wouldn't a farming or survival book be a much better choice but whatever just enjoy the little things "

Thug 1: " Great let's cut that thing head off so we can loot this place "

Thug 4: " Eh but isn't it a common sense to not try to fight this thing if you don't have to? And shouldn't we just go to another store? "

Thug 2: " It is a must for we have looted the other bookstore and run out of stress- relieving material this place is the last one "

Thug 4: " You know what F it I'm going to leave this group "

[ Thug 4 has left the group ]

Thug 1: " Alright bois let us start our quest! "

Thug 2: " Oraaaaaaaaa! "

Thug 3: " In the name of P!! Charge! "

Thug 5: " I want those flat chest megane girl! Book! "

But as they were about to hit and shoot the white thing it shoot out white tendrils blocking the attack, grabbing the guns, and the white thing choke one of them and roared

White Moster:
" Aaaaaaaarrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh "

Meanwhile the reason the white thing was screaming

Well, you see I was reading a nice yuri book until...

And you see in this apocalyptic world

White Monster: ( Noooooooooooooooooooo I need the next volume of this book! But... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa the author probably already dead!!!! )

White Monster: " Aaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhh " ( Noooooooooooooooooooo I want to read the next chapter!!! )

And so I decide to go berserk grabbing something while swinging it around and once I becak to my sense I realize

White Monster: " Oh sorry gentleman I did not see you guys and also may I ask did you seriously think you can cut my head off with a rusty chainsaw good sir? "

Thug 1: " Uh... No? But it's worth trying, right? "

White monster: " Eh... Whatever I'm not in the mood to eat an old man "

>And so I release them

>Heal them all fully that even their cancer is gone

>Doesn't elaborate why I heal them

>And leave

And so once I leave far from the bookstore

Chapter end

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I then suck in all those white stuff and show my true human self

Y/n: " Helloooo Readers! It is I the fully self-aware trap protagonist of this book! In another book, I would usually go by the name Y/n L/n but here I or maybe we go by Y/n Brock! "

The person said waving at the screen well I mean typing

Y/n: " And so let us meet our other commenter of the book my uncle Wade Winston Willson or I like to call WWW.Com and known as the Deadpool!! "

And so a person can be seen waving from the top of the screen

Deadpool: " Hello Readers! It is I the greatest Mercenary and also the very besssssstttt uncleeeeeeee Deadpoollllll! "

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

Y/n: " Please take a seat Uncle "

Deadpool: " Why thank you even though we are technically standing but let's sit "

Y/n: " And so what do you think of this prologue? Does this look like a good read? "

Deadpool: " I say it is not good at all! I did not even appear once! Or mentioned! "

Y/n: " That is true after all this chapter doesn't explain anything about what has happened to the world "

Deadpool: " We'll look like the story starts with a side story and not the main story "

Y/n: " I think this is supposed to be a chapter for a side or extra chapter like what the fuck Author why do you gotta tell the reader that their other self in this book is reading Yuri books! Not that it's a bad thing "

*Blaaaar*

Suddenly the wall at the end of the studio was destroyed

Y/n & Deadpool: "" In the name of Hot statute of Liberty what the fak ""

Someone comes in bursting through the studio's fourth wall and from the wall appeared

V. Cap America: " Hereeee Steveee~ "

Y/n & Deadpool: "" Kyaaaaaaaaaaa! ""

Deadpool: " What the heck! How did you get in here Cap!? This is the End credit studio!? "

V. Cap America: " I sense a disturbance and so I came to protect the children's languages "

Y/n: " ...... "

Deadpool: " Look at what you did to my nephew! He was so shocked he become a Manga! and not a Comic! "

V. Cap America: " But I must protect the innocence of the children who are reading this book! Wait reading...? What?... Huh? "

Y/n: " Oh nooo! He's gaining awareness quick kick him out of here! "

Deadpool: " Fuck! "

And so they grab and kick Captain America out of the hole it comes from

Deadpool: " Quick Y/n we need to tape this hole with Flex tape! A lot of Flex Tape! "

And so they spend their time taping the hole with Flex tape

Y/n: " Alright that should hold them from getting into the Studio "

Deadpool: " Yup and so this is the end of today's show! "

Y/n: " See you guys again in the next chapter! "

Deadpool: "Goodbye! "

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This show is brought to you by

Y/n as the reader self-insert

Deadpool as the best uncle

Venom Captain America as Venom Captain America

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A/n: And also as for a long time not updating u shall give you a pic of Trap Deadpool

Deadpool: " Wait what! Author, you can't do that "

Y/n: " Ah yes Negotiation "

A/n: Well reality can be whatever I want it to be*Snap finger*

Y/n: " Oh my... Uncle, I don't know you can be so Kawaii "

Deadpool: " Fuck! That shit is cursed! It is so cursed I might jerk off to this later at off-screen "

Y/n: " Wait what... Are you serious "

Deadpool: " Yes I'm as serious as when I proposed lady dead to marry me "

Y/n: " Oh neat "

Deadpool: " Also that's it! No more of this cursed shit! I'm calling this Chapter end! The chapter is ending now! "