We continue to see Patel explaining his backstory as this time he sits with Asriel, the pair drinking bottle after bottle together.

Erik watches as Anderson kills the last Vampire while he cleans his sword from its blood.

Heinkel sighs. "I think that was the last one. Good thing too. I feel your running out of bayonets."

Anderson glares at the girl. "Care to correct yourself?"

"You're running out of bayonets, dumbass." Nelson says bluntly. "Now let's focus on the task at hand. Besides, you have bayonets for days."

Anderson nods. "Bayonets for days."

"Father Anderson... I believe I speak for all of us when I ask why did we go out of our way to save him and, this, uh..."

"Woman." Integra says seething.

"I didn't want to assume."

"I was actually wondering that myself. Alucard would've left Maxwell to die. As would Achilles. Probably after putting a bullet in his leg, too."

Erik scoffs. "You kidding, I'd do that."

Anderson stands in front of the pair. "I am a man of three things. God, Virtue, and disobeying that prat Maxwell when it suits me! "

Nelson hums. "And if we'd let the woman die we'd have been none of the three!"

Erik shrugs. "Fair enough."

"Wait, so... You just defy your master's order on a whim?" Integra asks.

"Explains why you and Alucard seem to get along so great." Erik comments.

"Sir Anderson and Sir Alucard really get along."

Anderson nods. "Aye!"

"Good god, it's strange to see this from the outside." Integra says,

After cleaning his blade from dust and finishing his explanation as to why he refuses to snap my fingers, Achilles looks up seeing a blimp with a giant Nazi logo on it. Oh, they're here.

"Unz Police Girl, let's zem have it." Achilles says grinning.

"24 out of 24, ma chère. You must be a bane to clay pigeons everywhere."

"Actually, if you wouldn't mind, mister Bernadotte... my name is "Sera's Victoria"."

"How peculiar. I was under impression by the rest of the staff that your name was "Police Girl"."

"Ha!" Achilles voice can be heard through the earpieces.

"You know what. Fine, Ma chére it is. Just pay attention for any possible incomin-"

"So, Ma chére, and Patel, tell me a little bit about yourselves."

"Wait, you're serious?" Achilles asks.

"As ever. Come now, we know s9 little about one another. And let's be honest. Zis may be the last chance we get to share. So you two. What was it like growing up in England?"

"I grew up in Leeds. Nothing happened." Police Girl says swiftly.

"Eh, sounds boring, bruv."

"Yes. It was. And you Achilles?" Police Girl asks gett8ng the attention off of her. "What was it like growing up under Sir Integra and Master?"

"Uh... depends on what you mean by growing up under them. I didn't join Hellsing until I was 9, so... there's that. I grew up in Newcastle. Moved to japan for a few years. Then Italy, and to the US. Met some awesome people. A boy named Daniel and his sister Lucy, their friends, Asagi and Faith. A boy named Alan, The Scientist AJ Mankoi. And some others. Joined Hellsing at 9 and have been working here since. I recently met a guy by the name of Asagi. Uh, he's unique."

"Unique how?" Police Girl asks.

"Let's just say, he's a teenage mercenary."

"Wait from ze Phoenix mercenary co. You met the head of them?!" Pip asks

"Yeah. His main team too. His girlfriend Enya, and some others."

Pip hums. "Well shit."

"Eh, it's not much. So, er, what about you?" Achilles asks.

"Oh, uh, in the French Countryside. With my Grand-père." He goes on to explain that his grandfather made him put a grenade in a classmates lunchbox.

The Police Girl reacts the worst. "Oh my god."

"Well shit." Achilles even recoils.

"Oh, relax. It was a flashbang. A little bit of tinnitus never hurt anyone. Now, how bout zhese Nazi fucks?"

Police Girl looks down at her weapons. "Well, I got a couple of grenades for them. They ain't flashbangs, though."

Achilles chuckles. "Ah, but they'll flash und they'll bang. Now hit em with your best shot. Fire!"

"Yes. Give them a proper Hellsing welcome!"

"So... a mountain of over-the-top violence, swearing and screaming?"

Achilles laughs. "Fuck, you know how to say it."

"Oui fucking monsieur!"

"Open fire!"

After she fires many shots into their blimp Achilles smiles and activates his radio. "Police Girl, dearie, I believe it's time to show zem ze goods!" She makes one more dramatic pose and crashes them into the ground as Achilles smiles from his window.

"And that is how the cookie fumbles." Pip says.

"It's "crumbles.""

Achilles responds first. "Oh, like London."

"Can you, uh, not right now?"

Achilles chuckles. "I don't give a fuck."

Pip speaks to the rest of the mercenaries. !Quick reminder to everyone on the ground floor. Zese are vampires. Much like ma chére, they won't go down that easy. And a night on the town won't woo zem over. You have to show zem that you care. Make zem feel like they're the only thing that exist to you in this world. And zen, when zey finally open their legs... give zem everything and leave nothing."

"Should I hold my position?" Police Girl asks.

"Nah, dearie. You've had your turn. Now give the men a shot at the top." Achilles and Police Girl hear an explosion and look out the window, Achilles smiling, as Police Girl runs by him. "Oh, they found the landmines."

"Oh my god, they planted landmines?! We walk our dogs out there!"

"Well, now we're killing dogs." Achilles walks with Police Girl as they keep going until they both see a giant Nazi vampire. "Wait a moment..."

"Sainte putaine de merde!!"

Mercer looks back. "What?"

"Holy fucking shit!" Police Girl shouts.

"What she said!" Pip exclaims.

"Hahahahaha! Oh you've gotta be shitting me. Where's Alucard when you need him." Achilles says wiping away tears.

"I want to go back to the Middle East."

Achilles glances over seeing the Police Girl regain her self as her eyes turn red. "Hold on, did she...? Oh come on!"

"Open the doors of hell for me, Grand-pére! I'm coming home."

"As funny as this is, I don't feel like fighting them all by myself. So..." Achilles grabs his gun and take aim, aiming right for the bitches eye, he shoots barely missing, the bullet grazes her cheek breaking her illusion. "Nice try, cunt."

"Holy shit, my arms back!"

Erholtz let's our a massive sigh. 'Oh, thank god! I thought she was gonna crush me! With her giant v*gina"

Mercer turns to Erholtz. "Okay, What does your internet history look like?"

Police Girl walks up to Pip. "Mister Bernadotte, it was just an illusion like push-up bras or stilettos."

"Wait, you wear a push up bra?"

"She doesn't wear a bra."

"Oh, my god." Mercer says in the background.

One then breaks through the windows as Achilles' snaps his finger and a blade shoots out killing it. "Piss off you, Arschgeige!"

A second breaks through that the Police Girl kills pretty quickly saying a horrible insult. "Eat schnitzel in hell!"

""Eat schnitzel in hell"?" I ask her.

"Oh my apologies what would you have said?!"

"Ein guter Verlierer ist ein toter." Achilles responds in German.

"Wot?"

"You'll learn when your older. Or if you ever learn German. Oh, I've got another one "Du schläfst mit Schweinen und badest mit Kuhsheiße. Jetzt glaube ich, dass es Zeit ist, mit Würmern zu schlafen.""

"I have no clue what you said."

"Whatever, everyone back to work. We don't have time to dilly dally."

Police Girl scoffs. "Oh choke on a baguette of dicks!"

"Now listen, ma chére, Patel! We are in the thick of it. They are getting close. And we cannot pullout now. We shall continue to hold them off for as long as we can. But we need you two to flank them and-!"

"This is a reach-around joke, in'it?" Police Girl asks.

"Bon Dieu. I'm becoming predictable. Whatever, listen."

Achilles walks away. "Whatever, didn't ask, don't care, go fuck yourself. I'm gonna kill some 'em Nazi cunts."

He walks away until breaking into a full sprint. He finds a squadron of Vampires joking around eating. Achilles clears his throat before snapping his fingers. "You're in, my room." He snaps a second time and the swords all launch out of the walls impaling every vampire before they can even move as he turns swiftly and kill another three. He looks down the hall seeing more approaching. He grabs his pistol and race towards them starting a killing spree that to him has been the most enjoyable part of the attack.

Episode Six End.

It's been ten minutes, where the hell are the rest of them. Achilles thinks to himself. I can't end my boredom. He sighs dejectedly until one the floor above him, he hears gunshots and the Police Girl screaming.

"How's that for some salt!" She shouts. "Ugh! God dammit! What's the point of coming up with all these one liners iff'n they're already dead when I say 'em?!"

"To be fair, it wasn't really that funny dearie!" Achilles says from below.

"It's a matter of perspective, really."

"Whatever. Just get it over with."

Achilles then walks to the third floor bathroom and clears it out, unfortunately in the chaos, he accidentally forgot the support pillars were shit in this room and the third floor bathrooms are now the first floor bathrooms... that's fun. Exiting the restroom he turns the corner to find Human Resources in flames and the Police Girl standing there.

"Looks like Human Resources has been processed. I'd feel worse if they ever did anything g about all the sexual harassment. You know, you'd think you and Alucard were the worse, Achilles."

Achilles scoffs. "You kidding me, I've been here 11 years. I know who's the worst. Come on let's help 'em."

The duo start running down the halls, they stop as they turn a corner and start firing like crazy shooting the vampire Nazi dumbfucks.

"Wait a minute, I  recognize you." Achilles says chuckling. "Zorin Blitz. Shit, I though you were dead. Well, deader than you are now."

"Vell, Vell, Vell, If it isn't the loyal police girl."

Police Girl steps forward cocking her gun. 'All right, you know god damn well what my name is!"

"You're right, I do. But there's so much more I want to learn!"

She slams her hand on the floor as Achilles places a hand on Police Girl's and forces his way into her thoughts, using a skill Alucard taught him to use allowing him to counter magical abilities.

Achilles watches along with Zorin going through her child hood and her trauma.

"I see, so you're looking to become a police officer? Not surprising, giving what happened to your family."

"Ah, I see. Did something happen to Mommy and Daddy? Let's take a look."

A Headmaster sits in front of a young Police Girl. "The Sister here says you stabbed the boy in the eye with a pencil."

Young Seras stares up at the headmaster. !I'll stab your mother in the cunt!"

"Young Lady, how do you expect to be adopted if you continue this behavior?"

"I don't want to be adopted, I want your mothers cunt!"

Zorin grins. "An orphanage...? Oh, Zis is getting even better! Let's just dig into those repressive memories and perhaps ve'll-!" She accidentally cues up Sir Integra force feeding Seras blood from her hand. "Um... zis needs context..."

"No leave it here." Achilles says watching.

Zorin looks at him. "How'd you?"

"Eye's for days." Achilles comments.

"And what about you?!"

Achilles realizing what she's doing extends his hand out trying to stop her. "Wait, wait, wait, no, I have a countermeasure-!"

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Zorin recoils. "What the fu-!"

Achilles slams his fist into her jaw before sending three shots into her arms and legs all of which are blocked. He collapses down as he feels a burning pain in his head. Zorin seeing this returns to dealing with Police Girl. Achilles grabs his head, screaming in agony, to him it feels as though his heads splitting into thousands of pieces!

"Fuck, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! Fuck, shit, balls'n'cock, fucker, argh!"

His mind goes blank after that and when sanity returns to him, he's lying on the floor, Pip is against the wall and Police Girl is hugging him while missing an arm and her eyes.

"Pip? Pip?!" Police Girl says, her voice shuddering.

He then watches as she bites into Pip and starts drinking him. Achilles feels something snap within him followed by a searing pain in his chest. He suddenly unnaturally stands, Zorin stares him down horrified.

"You're not dead?"

He looks down at his chest and notices a symbol over his heart that also appears over his right hand.

Zorin's face begins to turn sour as the symbol rises and glows behind him and she barely has time to dodge his sword flying right at her before landing in his hand.

"Those looks! How! I cut out your eyes! How can you look at me like that?!" She shouts.

"Fuck you that's how!" Seras says standing next to Achilles. "Zorin was it? L-listen Zorin, this whole fuckin' place is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch 'ere! I am! And you know what we brits always say..."

Achilles speaks though his voice is heavily distorted. "God... save... the Queen."

Seras and Achilles rush forward cleaving through grunt after grunt as Achilles entraps them in his sword and slowly their bodies instead of just laying there rapidly decay before becoming a pool of blood that's absorbed into the sword.

"Say My Name, you Nazi bitch! I said say my fuckin' name! Say it! SAY IT!"

"SERAS VICTORIA." Zorin shouts as she's thrown away before her body can erupt into flames, Achilles impale Zorin through the skull absorbing her into the blade.

"And don't you fuckin' forget it." He says kicking the remains of the body. "Let's go. Hellsing HQ is now safe. Seras we need to get to Integra."

Seras nods. "Fine."

"Any member of the geese! You are to guard the grounds without us. We're taking a fucking walk."

The Geese all salute. "Sir, Yes sir!"

Seras hums. "Wow, you command their respect?"

"Right now they're scared shitless. And after what we just did. They'll listen to anything we say. If we told them to fuck one another they would."

"So what was that thing behind you earlier?" Seras asks Achilles as they turn and walk away from the Geese.

"Honestly, I have no idea. I'm gonna have to ask Alucard when he gets back. Maybe Integra."

"Also, did you call me by my name?"

Achilles chuckles. "Well, you're a full-fledged vampire now. It seems fitting to do so." He ruffles her hair. "You're no longer that little Police Girl that I made Alucard save. You're Seras Victoria "a real fucking vampire.""

Episode Seven End.

Erik stands with Sir Integra as the group he's with hear Maxwell arrive with many helicopters floating above London.

"For we are the temple of the Living God. As god hath said, " I dwell in them, and walk in them, and I will be their god, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them and be he separate," sayeth the Lord. "And touch not the unclean thing, and I will receive you!" Yes my fellow Christians we have come to save you... from yourselves! Yes! Cleanse the the earth of these sinners! May the Lord have mercy! For I! Have: none!"

"You know, I think your boy Maxwell's letting his new authority get to his head a little... you should probably have a talk with him." Integra says.

Henkel chuckles nervously. "He's...he's just under a lot of pressure."

"You do not deserve God's Mercy! If he will not turn you to the afterlife, THEN I WILL!"

"I mean, words only have as much meaning as ve give zem." Heinkel says trying to turn this around,

"Sinners will be allowed no quarter!  Kill them all! Let god sort them out!"

Integra hums. "You're right, a lot open to interpretation there."

"Perhaps one of us should have a talk with him." Heinkel says looking up at the helicopters.

"I SHALL BE THE NEW GOD OF THIS WORLD!!" Maxwell roars.

Anderson sighs. "Aye, let me go have a wee chat."

"Oh, I have an idea." Erik says chuckling.

Nelson glances to the elder brother. "Boy..."

"Why not write down a formal protest-?"

Heinkel turns to Erik as well. "Don't you dare...!"

"You can nail it to his door~!"

Nelson draws his sword. "Don't you fuckin dare..!"

"Like a Protestant!"

Many of the priests attempt to get close to Erik as their heads go flying off by Seras and Achilles both with some sweet upgrades.

"Well, If it isn't Alucard's sidekick and the sword wielding fuckbucket. Back for more of what I gave ya last time?" Anderson asks.

Seras hums. "Why don't you try sticking it in me again? I might like it this time..."

"Father Anderson!"

Achilles laughs. "Context Heinkel. Also, nice seeing you again Yumi. It's been what, three years. Never got a call back, by the way."

"Seras, Achilles report!" Integra orders. "And... explain?"

"Place is secure." Seras says.
Achilles cleans his blade of blood. "Everyone's dead."
"Ate pip, full-fledged Vampire now."
"Have cool new magic powers courtesy of Alucard and an old Star."

Erik glances to Achilles. "The fuck did Daniel do to you?"

"Don't know, have sweet new magic."

"And you're going to die a full-fledged vampire. It's a shame your blood sugar-!"

Achilles interrupts Anderson. "Shut up, shut up. Do you hear that?"

They all look over as Ready to Die by Andrew W.K. plays over a radio, a large ship arrives. They watch as Alucard exits and lands in the center of the crowd. Seras, Integra, Erik and Achilles ascend a roof without being noticed as they listen to him speak.

"Well, well, well. I leave for a day and...  The Catholics are crusading while the Nazis are invading~ Anderson! It's been only two days, but it feels like years! And you! Umm... how are...  I wanna say... "Logan"...?"

"Boo! Get better references!" Achilles shouts.

"Fuck off! Anderson, what's this guy's name?"

The man grunts.

"Oh, better watch out for "Hmrmm-Hmm"!"

"Alucard!" Integra shouts.

"What?!"

Integra takes a breath. "Release restraint level-!"

"Now hold your horses! I don't know who you think you are, but my names Jeb Forest of the South Caroline Baptist Conf-!"

"Shh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh..." Alucard interrupts Jeb. "...do you hear that?"

"Do I hear wha-?" Jen is shot in the head.

"Hmm, must've just been the wind."

Integra sighs. "Fuck it. Dropping the formalities! Alucard! Go for a walk."

"When hope is gone... undo this lock... and send me forth..." Alicard begins speaking as his voice begins to merge with on with far more regality to it. "...for a moonlit walk! Release restraint level..."there's a moment of pause. "..
Zero."

They watch as Alucard releases all of the souls he's gobbled up. Achilles smirks while looking forward and place a hand forward. "Sir Integra, May I finally be allowed to do what I've asked for?"

Integra sighs. "Yes, you may Achilles."

He smirks as he sends his energy into my his and the symbol appears and glows releasing every person locked inside his blade Jan Valentine, Zorin Blitz, and many more as they work under his orders and slaughter all of their former comrades even priests and crazed priests continue to fight. As he watches he jumps down joining the fight that is until he finds a walking talkie and hears Maxwell asking for the forces of the "Temple Beth Zion"

"Oi this is on? Good. Yeah, they fucked off before the fight began."

"JEWS!" Maxwell roars.

"It's kinda funny in a mundane way." Achilles says.

"What is?" Maxwell roars.

"That you waffle munchers never figured out that Alucard spelled backwards is..."

"DRACULA!"

"And like zat, ze boot has finally dropped." Achilles turns to his side seeing Dracula next to him. Achilles chuckles and smiles at him.

"It has been far to long, my old friend." Dracula says to Achilles.

"Come again?"

"I see you don't remember anything. Do not worry, I will release the restraints on your soul. My old friend."

He places a hand on Achilles head and then places a finger on his chest. Achilles feels an immense burning in his body as he begins vomiting lunch and diner and his eyes go from their normal brown to red. "What did you do?"

"I merely finished unsealing your vampiric soul from its restraints I placed so long ago. It is nice to see you again, my old friend."

Achilles suddenly has many flashbacks to an older time as a different version of him stands next to Dracula and we the pair fight off threat after threat. Achilles' past life goes from his subordinate to his second in command as he turns Achilles' past life into a vampire and allows him to become a full-fledged vampire however before their final battle together he tells him of how he plans for the pair to stay together even in case of Achilles' death as he tears a portion of his soul and places it inside a sword. Achilles' sword. And then during that battle, his final battle his body dying. Achilles looks up at him remembering this as he gives Achilles a genuine smile.

"Yes, it is, Master."

"Do not call me that. You used to know me as..."

"Drac..." They both look forward as Dracula kneels to Sir Integra and Achilles genuflects.

"I'm not sure we've technically met." Integra says.

"It is an honor, my Master Sir Integra Hellsing. Please just call me Drac."

Integra has an awkward moment of pause. "I don't think I'm going to do that."

"As you vish..."

"Euh... 'ello... Master! Eh, it's me! The-The-The Police Girl! Eek!"

She's surprised as Dracula reaches out and pets her and Achilles smiles at this moment and look at Erik.

"Ah, Good. It varms this long dead heart of mine to see you so grown-up... Seras Victoria." Seras smiles and makes several Adorable excites noises. "And it's nice to see you too, Sir Erik Patel."

"Yeah, just-just call me Erik please. It's weird to hear Sir in front of that."

Integra hums. "Ah, this is nice."

"Wait for it." Achilles comments.

"Alucard!" Anderson roars as he clashes blades with Dracula.

"Alucard is not here right now. You face Count Dracula of Wallachia."

"Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy vampire bastard! I'm here to cleanse the Earth of your filth, once and for all!"

"Many have tried and failed. Yet, if it is my fate to fall to your blade... then let it be so... worthy opponent."

Anderson pauses. "Time the fuck out! If we're doin' this - and we are doin' this! I'm not gonna come swinging at Dracula... I'm killin Alucard!"

"You do know that it's just my name spelled-?"

"Of course I know! Now bring him out! Ah!" Anderson launches bayonets at us that are all shot down then an extra shot that hits Anderson are fired by a set of familiar guns.

"Oh well, it was fun, see you later, Drac." Achilles says.

"And you too, my friend." Dracula says before he fully submerges and Alucard re-emerges. "Hey there, padre! How's little Timmy? You know what's good for getting cum stains our of alter boy robes? Holy water! Did ya miss me?!"

"Like coke after Lent!" Anderson says running forward.

"Wait are we talking cola or cocoai-?" Achilles begins to ask but both jump back avoiding attacks from Anderson and landing on a pedastool as their two armies merge being in two different color tones. Alucard has a red army, and Achilles has a white army.

"I'm surprised their not fighting yet. Oh, well the revolution continues." Achilles comments.

He then notices a girl with a sweet ass gun and body fire billets that she can control as well as the Dandy Man from Brazil.

"Ah, fuckin lucky, you got nice ass German over there, how bout we trade, I get German glasses girl and you get Jan Valentine? He's right up your alley." Achilles suggests.

"Sure. I'd say do it now." Alucard says.

"Sure. Jan, come here."

Jan jumps back with the two as the girl moves back and Alucard eats the Valentine brother. Achilles impales the girl and absorbs her she swiftly reappears back as a part of Achilles' army and Jan as a part of Alucards army,

"I hope you don't mind, we brought some friends...? Associates? Slaves, we brought slaves." Achilles says.

"The more the merrier!" Anderson shouts.

"The runner takes his mark, the starting gun has fired, and he's off to the races folks!" Anderson commentates. "Achilles, Shall you take it from here?"

"Of course, Alu. He swings to the left, he swings to the right! He's right in the thick of it, ladies and gentlemen, and what's this? Oh it's a regular old bayonets jamboree! And who's this squaring up against him?"

"Standing 8'5" and weighing in at 600lbs (272.155Kg)! It's big Barry! Better watch out he's got got no gag reflex! And he's a hugger!"

The pair watch as Anderson is grabbed by Barry when many of the forces are gunned down by Heinkel and the remaining Iscariot's.

"Yumi, do the thing!" Heinkel shouts.

"ビッグバリーの死はイスカリオットの組織によって後援されました"

Achilles pops up. "Translation. "Big Barry's death was sponsored by Iscariot's organization" also, god damn, that is doing it for me."

"Yumi! Heinkel! I gave you express bloody orders to-!"

"Ve don't have to follow orders vhen our leaders acting like a daft cunt!" Heinkel shouts.

"That's the only time you get to call me any kind o' cunt!"

Alucard chuckles. "She is sassy as fuck! Holy shit, I like her!"

"Iscariot's! Do you want to live forever?!" Heinkel shouts.

"We will live for ever! In god's grace!" Everyone begins running forward and Achillers starts laughing before shouting at them.

"Ya'll know you're Naruto running right?"

They watch as they begin killing the slaves. Achilles immediately retracts Rip Van Winkle back to him and into the sword.

"Like hell I'm losing an ass like that."

He then turns seeing multiple guys explode while shouting "god is great!".

Alucard hums. "Ninja catholic suicide bombers? What a fun day!"

"Is it racist to say that sounds better in Arabic?" Achilles asks. And after that Anderson arrives with an untouched Nelson just behind him.

"Any last words, monster?" Anderson asks.

"Have you ever thought about carbonating the blood of Christ? You know, give the kids something fizzy to drink, you know, before they wake up in an hour?"

Anderson grabs something from his back as Nelson's eyes widen and Alucard makes a joke meanwhile I place a hand on my blade. "I forgive you..."

Alucard raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"

"Everything you've said...everything you've done... I forgive you."

Alucard hums. "Well, isn't that convenient... but it's not up to you, is it? It's up to your "precious God.""

"You're right. Would you like to speak to him?"

Nelson's eyes widen. "Anderson, don't."

"Oh la la! You've got a nail with some savior juice on it! Whatcha gonna do, stab me through the heart?"

Anderson shakes his head. "Not yours..."

Alucard's attitude shifts immediately. "No, no, no."

"Mine."

Alucard, Nelson, and Achilles both move to stop Anderson. "Nonononono no no no NO!"

Alucard and Anderson have a quick exchange as Nelson and Achilles immediately back away when something slams into Achilles' sword. Achilles takes a sharp breath turning to see it revealing Jan Valentine, by being impaled by the sword he's absorbed but also getting launched back by explosions thanks to the dandy man Achilles look forward seeing Alucard with a sword pierced through his head.

"Alucard!" Achilles roars.

He then watches as Alucards army is enveloped by blue flames and he recal many of his but most get caught in the flames of Alucard's army. That is until Alucard seemingly breaks free and rips the heart from Anderson's body.

Nelson steps forward. "Anderson!"

"Ugh... it looks like you got what you've always wanted... Alucard." Anderson says meekly.

"I didn't want this."

Anderson chuckles. "Ye stole my heart..."

Alucard speaks super Emotional. "Oh... fu-fuckin' come on man..."

"Times like this... I'm reminded of one of my favorite verses. "Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed. For in the image of God, made He man.""

"What chapter is that verse from?" Alucard asks.

Anderson smiles. "Boondock Saints." He Chuckles. "My favourite movie."

Alucard speaks through tears. "Fuckin' called it."

"Alucard, I hate you... but I understand you. You seek out your own justice to right the countless wrongs you have committed... to find forgiveness... and salvation... but when you find it... will you accept it? As a man, much like you, once lost, and left in the mad world... I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how?"

"Of course... my friend."

"I-" His head is stomped on by a familiar boot as they all look up seeing Walter looking as though he's years younger.

"Said Three Hail Mary's ate my vitamins fucked off and died, Amen."

Alucard roars. "WALTER!!!"

Episode Eight End.

Alucard stands angrily. "Walter!" His demeanor suddenly changes. "How ya doin' buddy? You look... moisturised. Ya get some work done?"

"I have been seeing a doctor. And he's administered a rather... unorthodox treatment."

Achilles crosses his arms sitting on a rock. "Shot in the dark, was it vampire DNA?"

Walter sighs. !It was a spa day, a deep tissue massage, and a face mask. Of vampire DNA."

"Pfft, If you wanted one of those, you coulda just asked me." Alucard says offhandedly.

Integra finally arrives by the others with Erik & Seras behind her. "Walter."

"Ma'am?"

"I'm saying this out of courtesy If you betrayed us, I will PERSONALLY mount your head over a in urinal the men's room!"

Seras gains a look of realization. "That explains the 3rd floor restrooms!"

Achilles then speaks. "Which are now, currently... the 1st floor restrooms."

"Now, now, Now. Before we start throwing around words like, "Betrayal" or "Cucked," lets let Walter explain himself." Alucard says.

"I'm betraying you."

"Ah, you cuck!"?

"Is he just using words he learned on social media again?" Seras asks.

Erik shrugs. "Probably."

"You treasonous little dishwasher." Integra says angered. "After all these years, you're stabbing us in the back! And for what?!"

"I'm just doing my job, MA'AM. What you fail to understand is that I am a butler second, and a vampire hunter first."

Nelson speaks appearing behind Walter sword drawn. "You are neither! You... お前はもう死んでいる。"

"はい、私はあなたが...知っていますが、私は何ですか"

Nelson attempts to slash at Walter and after a few seconds Nelson's body is torn in two followed by his head in several pieces.

Heinkel shoots up. "Nelson, No!" She shouts before going silent. A gun is then placed to Heinkel's head by Hmrmm-Hmm with a stupidly long barrel. "You're gun looks rediculo-"

He pulls the trigger destroying the right side of her mouth as Achilles protects Yumi

The Iscariots then rush to the scene as Achilles grabs some bandages, holy water, and hydrogen peroxide to clean the wound. With a sigh he kneels next to Heinkel. "Let me, help."

Heninkel glares at the brother. "Why?"

Achilles chuckles. "I don't hate you, ya know." Achilles glances back. "Believe me, I wanna kill him right now. But, Nelson, ran in like fool. Let me help you, as a peace offering from Hellsing to the Iscariots. Also, because my brother still thinks of you."

Heinkel's eyebrows furrow. "What?"

"Do you accept or would you rather it get infected?"

Henkel takes a moment before turning her head to show the wound. "Fine."

"Thank you. Now, Yumi, hold her arms down while I apply the Hydrogen Peroxide." Yumi does as he says as he begins patching her up ignoring many of the issues the pair have between them. Once Achilles finishes Yumi grabs Heinkel and helps carry her away. Achilles stands grabs a cigarette but before he pulls it from the box he lets it slide back in closes the box and turns to watch the fight with Alucard and Walter about to start when a blimp lands behind them.

"Zhe fräuleins might want to take a step back! You're in the splash zone!"

Schrödinger approaches on the ramp entering the zeppelin. "Come kiddies, let's let zhe men have zheir fun~"

Erik, Integra and Seras board the ship with both Erik and Integra shooting Schrödinger as they enter.

Achilles takes a deep breath as he and Alucard stand across from Walter. "I really hoped a day like this wouldn't come." He draws his sword and stabs it into the ground while tossing his gun into the air behind him as it explodes. "But it is part of my job, that if either of you two go rouge, that I take you out. So to you, Walter C. Dornez. My teacher... thank you for all your service."

"And thank you for everything you've taught me... Achilles Carpi Patel."

"Now, Alucard, you may have first dibs." Achilles turns around, walking away as he stands on a pile of rubble. He waits for the fight to begin. When it finally does, he watches with a twisted grin, laughing as Alucard is destroyed by Walter until his giant dog appears and is cut in two, then from inside of its carcass Luke Valentine appears then is subsequently controlled by Walter to fight against Alucard. Then killed again by Alucard.

"Well, shit. This'll be good." Achilles mutters as Walter stares at Alucard.

"I'm sure you're wondering why I went through all of this. Why I abandoned my home and duty, just to kill you?"

"Oh, because you want to fuck me." Alucard says offhandedly.

Achilles watches as he tears of Alucards arms legs body into several pieces and then ties him up all while sending wires after the younger male to which he cut the wires into small slivers. Achilles then holds the last few with his hand hold them back.

Integra, Seras and Erik walk through the blimp, or well, Integra walks through the blimp while Seras and Erik defend her from any damage whilst killing all the Nazi Vampires

"You seem so angry. But you'd be so muc- ack!" Erik cuts his head off before he can finish as his head rolls he dies with a smile on his face.

Integra glares at the head. "These fools die with a smile on their face. Their religion is death and carnage. A cult of nihilism."

"Then I'll be their fucking Kool-Aid!" Seras roars.

Erik raises a hand. "Flavor aid, actually. In Jonestown it was mostly that."

"Fun fact, it's a less popular competing brand." The Major says over the speakers.

"But, it's easy to find if you live in Texas." Erik says fondly.

"Let me assure you, though. We are not here for cyanide und valium. Ve are here... for GLORY. After the war, we were ousted und scorned. Nuremberg really wanted to settle the score zhere! We lost our purpose, but worse? We lost our chance at zhe one, true gift,  that could be awarded men like us! A true, gloryfull death. Without our glory, our deaths would be meaningless. So, in zhis towering wall of civilization of peace und stagnation, we had to breakthrough! Little by little, we carved away, und finally! We could see our glory, on zhe other side! There! With vicious steel und crimson heart, stood Hellsing! So Danke Schoen, dear Fräuleins, for finally giving us zhe happy endings ve so desperately craved! From our majestic... glory hole."

"And there it is." Integra says annoyed.

"Pip? Was that pip?" Seras asks.

"No sweetie, Pip's dead." Integra says softly.

"Moving on. Seras, deal with him. Sir Integra and I can handle fatso."

Integra and Erik walk on as he stares down with Seras. The pair continue on with neither saying a word, no soldiers block their paths, just footsteps... other than the rumblings from Seras' fight.

Achilles crosses his arms watching as Walter coughs out some blood then falls to his knees seemingly reverting to a teenager.

"Of course. It always has to be about you, doesn't it?" Walter says his voice getting higher in pitch. "Your constant need for validation. For attention. Like a screaming child. To think someone as juvenile could be so powerful- sickens me to my core. Which is exactly why one must spare the child and spoil the rod." Walter jams a rod into Alucard who dissolved into Luke before he appears behind Walter.

"After all these years you finally get to stick it in me... and you put it in the wrong whole. Oh look at you. You've gone from Daddy to "daddie~" and all because you wanted this. And here it is folks, the return of..."

"Bite your fucking tongue!" Walter spits out like venom.

"Jolly Wally! Oh, how many years has it been?"

"Fuck you! That nickname was never clever!"

"Aw, Jolly-Wally doesn't like his nickname? Jolly-Wally's being a sad lad."

Walter slams his fist into the floor. "Fuck!"

"Aww! But if only we had the opportunity! Coulda avoided all the sexual tension and treachery."

Walter looks up eyes wide in shock and maybe horror. "Excuse me?!"

"Please, we both know the reason you sold your soul's because you never got to hear "Ahh, Walter-San!Daisuke-desu~!""

Achilles blinks stammering for the briefest moments. "Alucard? The fuck?"

"Y'know, I mean, unironically."

"Cut it out!" Walter roars.

"That's right! It's a blast from your past with that sass and loli ass! Am I... moe enough for you?" Alucard says revealing his new feminine form.

"Why can't you take this seriously?!"

"Because that's what you want! And I'm not going to give it to you. It's why Achilles let me take first dibs. That or my pussy. But really, you're dodging a bullet there, rows of teeth."

"For the love of-!" Walter roars.

"Like a shark."

"Argh!"

Achilles shakes his head. "Fucking idiots."

Episode Nine End.

"Let me see if I get the grand scheme here, Benjamin Butthole. The Jerry's thought that if I purged all my souls I wouldn't have my #Lifehack, and at least one of you could kill me." Alucard says. "So, when the fine people of the Nazi military, those KKK-lookin' sons of bitches, and Alexander MOTHERFUCKING Anderson couldn't do the job, you thought you... you were the guy. But quick question Jolly Wally. How many people lived in London? Or rather... died. Let's take a census!"

Achilles chuckles. "Huh, it'll be his first time doing stats since Wallachia."

"LET ME GET SOME SIP!!!"

A giant wall opens as Integra and Erik both enter the room. Immediately Erik shoots several shots from his rifle as Integra does the same from her rifle. After she runs out of bullets she tries with her sword. Erik stops and glances at her.

"Okay, if zhe bullets veren't going to verk, zhen vhy vould zhe sword?"

"You coward!" Integra shouts at the Major.

"Ah, ve all have our shields~ Some of us have tempered glass while others have zhe King of Vampires! Speaking of whom." He clicks a button as Integra turns to watch Alucard laughing menacingly while swallowing basically the entirety of London. 'Someone's on a binge after purging, and it seems like our dear Alucard is looking to get vhite-girl-vasted. Let's hope that nobody spiked his drink, ja?"

"Look at me, Walter! I'm sucking everyone but you! So in Cell-ebration of your wasted attempts. I'm going to give you the little death you deserve. And before you ask... yes! This IS a JoJo reference!"

Walter stands against the wall of blood rushing towards Alucard. "I gave up everything to kill you! So just lie back... and think of hell!" He jumps forward splitting Alucard on two but Alucard doesn't even care as regains his girlish voice from earlier.

"Ah, yameru, Walter! You're splitting me in two! " Alucard then merges his female voice with his actual voice. "Now do it another three million times, why don'tcha?!"

"Ah, poor Valter... each second ticks his life down, all to grasp a victory zhat never belonged to him. A piece of our puzzle... three million, seven hundred und eight thousand, nine hundred und seventeen pieces large. Und now, it falls to Millenium... to finish it."

Erik stares in awe. "What are you doing?"

Major laughs. "Have you ever heard of Schrödinger's pussy?"

Erick roars. "I shot Schrödinger's pussy!"

"Indeed! And yet it lives! And yet it dies." Major says with a mad grin. "It is here, yet it is not. It is a curious creation, von of infinite possibilities, as long as it remains unobserved. Yet, to consume a zhing is to know a thing. Alucard is now partaking of Varrant officer Schrödinger's paradoxical existence, und as our dear cat-boy/girl stares into zhe abyss zhat is within Alucard... zhat abyss stared back. Zhe vave function collapses... uncertainty becomes certainty... zhe proverbial coin flips... und..."

Everyone watches as Alucard simply vanishes, gone from existence. Integra shouts for Alucard, Erik growls grabbing his riffle he places it directly against the tempered glass and begin firing at a pace so rapid that the gun overheats Erik throws it to the side.

"Whatever you've done with him, you're not making it out of here alive.." Integra warns.

"Zhen my last meal... shall be victory!"

The wall behind the pair explodes as Seras appears.

"Status report. Killed Nazi werewolf. Pips inside me."

Integra remains angered. "He's inside all of us, Seras. Also, where did you find a Nazi Werewolf?"

"Where did you find Dracula?" Major asks.

"In a basement." Integra answers.

"How poetic we found our werewolf in an attic. I mean we find lots of things in attics."

Erik rolls his eyes. "Oh come on."

Seras' eyes widen. "Holy shit."

"I meant antiques! Zhe Juden was our Führer's's obsession, not mine! Anne Frankly, I'm insulted by zhe insinuation."

Integra throws her arm to the side. "Seras!"

"Yes ma'am!" Seras fires rounds from her rifle and dents the glass until she reaches within the ship and grabs a big fuck off canon.

"Now that's what I'm talking about! Come on, bitch! Show me vhat you love!"

She fires as we watch the bullet go through the ship.

When Alucard vanished, Achilles watched in awe for a brief moment. He chuckles stopping as he steps forward with a smirk, walking forward. Walter grabs a cloth seemingly proclaiming victory.

"Y-You were right... you were the only thing... I cared about." Walter collapses to knees. "I needed you back... so badly, I let Richard chase Integra right into your arms. But by then... I was past my prime. So I betrayed them all... my master, my country, my students, and friends, I tossed them to the wind... for one last chance at you. Now I have nothing but this hole in my-!"

He doesn't finish as Achilles raises his pistol and silently shoots him through the heart. Achilles turns and waves off both Yumi and Henkel. "This is Hellsing's business. Not yours." Yumi nods continuing to carry Heinkel off. Achilles finally grabs a cigarette from the box he's had in his pocket this whole time. "Walter..." He says placing the cigarette in his mouth.

"Yes, sir?"

"You were my family. My teacher, and at least in my eyes, my father." Achilles grabs a lighter with a Golden Star on the front of it. "So tell me, shall I kill you and let your body rot, or... will you let me take you back. Though... you'll never be my Walter."

Walter sighs. "No... I don't deserve to return to you... or Sir Integra... goodbye, Sir Patel..."

Achilles looks down as he passes in front of the younger vampire. Achilles lights the cigarette in his mouth, he then falls to his knees watching Walter die with the hole over his heart. Achilles takes a shaky breath, as he bigns singing. "Shot through the heart and you're to blame. Darlin' you give love a bad name."

Integra stands behind Seras & Erik. "The gates of hell will have to swing wide for your fat Nazi ass."

"Ah, Fräulin, if I'm so fat... how did you miss? Hah! Never mind! Crack shot, damen!" As he speaks the smoke clears revealing a cyborg-Android Major.

"I'm sorry, what the fuck am I looking at?" Integra asks confused and enraged. "Is that metal and oil? Are you a cyborg? Why are you a cyborg!?"

Erik ignores the rest of the conversation as he realized something. "Seras can only help one of us escape." He mutters. "Meaning the other will either have to die or escape on their own." Erik turns to Seras wide eyed. "Seras, for now, this is good bye." Seras turns to Erik confused as he grins. "Take care of Achilles if I don't make it."

"What do you mean?"

Eric turns towards the exit of the room. "You can only help one of us out of here correct?"

"Yeah..." Seras goes into a stunned silence before she steps back. "Oh no."

Erick nods. "Exactly. I'll try to get out myself. You help Sir Integra. As far as I know, this is goodbye for now."

Erik begins running around the blimp remembering the way he came in and trying to follow that as he's forced to take different routes as the blimp explodes around him just as he see the light, he hears Seras from their earpieces.

"Integra's safe, now please get out." Seras says.

Erik smiles. "My job is done." He stops running and begin walking towards the light. He keeps his sword in hand, as he chuckles. "My Missions done, I'm ready Akashi."

Achilles turns as the zeppelin explodes after a moment Erik's sword lands next to him when the ship explodes and soon after he sees Seras holding Integra having escaped. "What a shame."

A few months later

Achilles look forward before glancing to his side seeing Integra, and Seras. Achilles crosses his arms as the pair stare at the rebuilt Hellsing HQ.

"From six to three...  we lost two old men and a twenty-four year old." Achilles says bluntly as he realizes he's the only man here.

Integra glances at Achilles. "You're point?"

"We gained a vampire with a Frenchman living in them, kept a twenty two year old woman, and I'm going on vacation."

Integra turns fully to Achilles. "What?"

"I need a fucking break after this ordeal. I'm thinkin' of the Yukon right now. First, however, I've got to meet some friends in the Vatican."

Integra places a hand on her pistol. "You're not thinking of betraying us too?"

"No, I have a scheduled meeting with some people. A female named Lent Selzen, her student Xenovia, as well as Yumi and Heinkel." Achilles turns drawing his sword as a person walks towards the trio, the person stops, white hair and bones covering his head as Integra readies her gun and Seras prepares to fight. Achilles raises a hand signaling for them to stop as he approach's the man. "What's brought you here, Gale?"

"AJ's sending me to get you, Erik, and Faith bring you all to Kuoh Japan. He's sending Alan there and wants all of you to be there to help defend him."

"About that... I'm the only one who can go." Achilles says.

Gale hums. "Yeah, I saw London. I figured Erik would be busy."

"It's not that he's busy... he's actually... dead."

Gale's eyes widen. "O-Oh... my apologies."

Achilles shrugs. "It's fine. He'd probably look for my corpse just to beat the shit out of it if I died."

Gale nods. "R-Right."

"So, Kuoh, huh? Alright. I'll meet you there." Achilles says with a grin.

"Sure. Um, look for Daniel while your there. He'll be happy to see you again I'm sure."

"Yeah, sure. "

"Well, I'm gonna go speak to AJ. Ciao." Gale gives the trio a peace sign.

Integra sighs looking at Achilles a little saddened. "So, you're leaving us?"

Achilles waves his hand. "Just for a bit. I should be back in a few years if it's a job for AJ. But first, the Vatican."

At the Vatican

Achilles wears a black business suit, his hair tied back into a ponytail. His cleaned up look is rather unusual though he smugly grins as he steps off the private Vatican Jet. Below him stand two priest along with Yumi & Heinkel. "I'm surprised there was no chained up kid." Standing with the pair is a woman with a mix of black and white hair with red eyes and a young girl with blue hair and a green streak in hers. "So, shall we begin?"

Heinkel stands in front of Achilles angrily. "I don't like you so let's not waste time. The church has requested a member of the Hellsing Organization to head to the city of Kuoh Japan to investigate strange going-ons over there as everyone we've sent to Kuoh so far has been killed. And many of them hold fragments of Excalibur. We will be sending you so that you may investigate before we send two of our young apprentices in. This blue haired girl and her partner after you. We are expecting you to meet with a female with yellow hair and green eyes, her name is Crystia Fuller. She was sent to Kuoh a few weeks ago but we've lost contact with her so we're hoping you can also find her."

"Alright. You've got a deal." Achilles says. !I'll help, but... I'm gonna need a few things first." This catches everyone off guard. "First, a place to stay and not a church. Second, I'm gonna need a new gun, my rifle was broken during the attack on London, and finally, in that house, a 70 inch widescreen plasma tv.., with Netflix."

Lint crosses her arms. "Should it also be 3D?"

"No! That's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!"

Episode Ten end.

https://youtu.be/DxF4v5asYNc

[Song Start]
Alucard:
How does a bastard orphan son of a whore and a Scotsman. Dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in an Italian village without a roof for sleeping under. Gr ow up to be a deadly demon hunter?

Seras:
The Paladin catholic father without a father got a lot farther by working a lot harder. By being a lot smarter, by being a self starter. At fourteen, who knew he was gonna become a martyr?

Pip: And so he got job with the mob. Smuggling heroin but soon the law was hot on his trail, pursuit was narrowin' so he disguised himself as a priest and a samaritan and felt the urge to be much more than a barbarian.

(Y/N):
Then a vampire came, and devastation reigned. Our man saw the monster sucking blood from peoples veins. So he took a holy blade and he stabbed it in the brain. And the vampire was slain the incident lit a flame!

Nelson:
Well the word got around. They said this kid is insane, man! Took up a collection to send him to the Vatican! Get your ordination. Don't forget from whence you came. And the worlds gonna know your name. What's your name, man?

Anderson:
Alexander Anderson. My name is Alexander Anderson. And I like killing things because it's fun. So just you pray, just you pray.

Integra:
And that was how he found a home back in Rome joined Iscariot trained him how to fight an defend the proletariat. Paired him with a deadly sidekick a kraut chick.

All:
Injected him with nanobots so now he heals quick.

Eric:
Protestants and heathen are something said he could not abide killin' em filled him right up with pride something new inside a voice saying

All:
"Alex you gotta humble yourself!"

Eric:
He started retreating and reading every bible on the shelf.

Alucard:
The would've been nothing left to do for someone less astute. He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution started writin', fighting for the church and the good lord. Killing ghouls and zombie fools and all of Satan's demon horde. Slaying every undead freak he can get his hands on praying god will keep him meek as he lands on the green earth of the emerald island Iscariot sending him off to Ireland.

All:
Alexander Anderson Jesus is the only king for you. You could never back down, you took your own death in stride. Oh, Alexander Anderson when the seraphim sings for you will they open the pearly gate will they know you embraced your fate? The world will never be the same, oh!

Alucard:
He should be gotten more in life then what his savior brought him.
All:
Just you pray
Alucard: A life of piety and this is what it got him?
All:
Just you pray.
Alucard:
To sacrifice his personhood is what the church had taught him.

Iscariot's:
We fought with him.
Maxwell: Me? I died to him.
Integra, (Y/N) & Eric:
Me? I hated him!
Yumi:
Me? I loved him.
Alucard: And me? Well, I'm the vampire that shot him.

Anderson: I like killing things because it's fun

Everyone:
So just you pray.

Nelson: Whats your name, man?!

Everyone: Alexander Anderson!