I've gotten pretty tired of constantly worrying about wether or not I'm perfectly in tune
Or if I'm playing those staccato quarter notes just a tiny bit too long
Or if I'm playing too loud, or too quiet
Or if I'm on the right partial
Or if my hand is positioned perfectly in the bell, or if I'm covering too much of the horn
Or if I'm playing an F fingering when I should be playing a B flat fingering
Or if I'm taking a big enough breath before I play
Or if I'm always playing with a good tone, even when I'm playing forte
Or if I'm sitting properly in my chair
Or how much I'm crescendoing through that line
Or where exactly the downbeat of each measure is
Or if I'm slowing down too quickly
Or if the other members of my section are gonna miss that accidental yet again
Or if they're all in tune
Oh yeah, am I still perfectly in tune?

Band is awesome and I love it,
But I've gotten pretty tired of it
And I'm ready for a break.