That's not a good way to start my day
Y'know, I go to band and choir to make music and enjoy myself
Band and choir are things I'm passionate about
But it's kind of hard to go and enjoy making music
When I have to walk in every morning and see him and his damn girlfriend
It's the most hecking annoying thing for me
And seeing them puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day
I swear, it's like he's trying to make me miserable
Like really, did he convince her to join band just to make me uncomfortable and piss me off?
Who even needs a violin player in concert band anyway?
And why'd he have to join jazz band too? We already have, like, ten saxes! He's really the last thing anyone needs here

At least I still have orchestra on Saturdays
Where I can just sit and count rests and even play a bit (haha)
And the other trombone players are nice
And I don't have to deal with seeing people that upset me
And if you or your girlfriend ever think about joining my orchestra, I swear to God...