Apparently, Christmas has come early this year
Or maybe the music teachers are just delusional and think it's already December
But I'm in my right mind, and I know it's only September
Come on, it's not even spoopy month yet
And you're hurling Christmas music at us?!
I should not be hearing sleigh bells when it's still warm enough for me to wear shorts
I should not be singing about how beautiful the nonexistent winter scenery is
How can you make me sing such blatant lies?
Don't we have other music
Normal music
To rehearse?
We're not playing Christmas music at the Remembrance Day assembly, are we?
No? I didn't think so.
I mean, sure, some of these songs are pretty great
And I'm looking forward to singing and playing them at the Christmas concert,
But
Do we really have to start with them
Now?