(Marinette's POV)

Man, I never realized that Adrien's allergies are fatal when being close to a pigeon. I better remember not to add a real pigeon feather to my designed cat for him.

"My pigeon radar is on high alert," I said, remembering the time he said that when we first fought Mr. Pigeon in the past.

"Well, you're lucky to survive now," *Adrien said.

"Yes, but prolonged exposure can be lethal," I said.

"This cat doesn't like eating birds for lunch, he prefers to eat evil butterflies" *Adrien talking in the third person.

"But not ladybugs," I replied.

Not unless the kitty catches one in his paws" *Adrien chuckled as they reach *Marinette's home.

They went inside the building and went upstairs only to be greeted by the bakers.

"Hey, Marinette. Oh, you brought Adrien here." My Dad greets us, still unaware with mom that we're switched.

"Hey, Mr. Dupain." I acted like *Adrien.

"Yes, uh, dad. Just as friends to spend time together" *Adrien said awkwardly.

"Yeah, we just spent time in the park," I replied.

"You two are getting along well as friends I can tell." Mom said.

I noticed *Adrien looks a little winced from the....cramps he's going through, "Yeah, we are. Anyways, we are just gonna spend some time together in my room. Uh, no disturbing, please. Thank you" *Adrien grabbed my arm and quickly went upstairs since he doesn't wanna show any more awkwardness in front of my parents.

"Ow....I'm okay" He groaned a little.

"No you're not, the cramps are still going." I saw he's still in pain.

"I never felt so moody and cranky like this" He sat down on the chaise to calm down since he's trying hard to fight the pain.

"Well I hate it when it happens but I get used to it." I sat near him.

"And I thought pregnancy is much worse than this. But still, is this normal?" *Adrien asked, making sure that this period he's going through is not fatal.

"Yes, it's perfectly normal, Adrien. It goes away in maybe 4 days. That's how the female body works." I assured him.

He is learning what female bodies do inside but he never realized how difficult it is to be a female. That's something we haven't learned about. We may have taken health class before about puberty and stuff but since we switched bodies, we now know what it feels like. Like how muscular I feel while *Adrien is going through a lot.

"I better hope we're back in our real bodies by then." *Adrien said.

"Oh calm down, my kitty. You'll get used to it" I teased him and went to get painkillers and a bottle of water from my desk since he's probably gonna need it and he's really not used to these period cramps. He took the pills and swallowed them with the water, feeling much better.

"You know, that Senti-Blanc wasn't much like the real one. The real one was very obsessive with me. That's why he's my biggest nightmare than....my other one" I said, not wanting to mention my original nightmare of Adrien falling in love with Chloe.

"Okay. I won't ask about the other one." *Adrien understood.

"Some nightmares are too disturbing to tell," I said.

"True, I had a nightmare when Ladybug went rogue once." *Adrien said.

"Really?" I asked,

"Yes, almost like AntiBug Chloe but more sadistic." *Adrien said.

"Awww....my poor kitty," I said.

"But I know you'd never be that violent." *Adrien said.

While talking to each other, *Adrien didn't feel the cramps killing him since he's not stressed. But of course, he's gonna have to get used to them if he has to learn what it's like being Marinette and Ladybug at the same. Especially being the role as guardian too. While I have to endure his lifestyle of being lonely with Plagg, having his bodyguard around in public, and avoiding fans, not to mention his strict father. I have a feeling that his life is so lonely and complicated, especially having small meals due to a strict diet to stay in great shape.

*Adrien probably wanted the freedom to be like a normal teenager rather than a model. What if Bunnix only said we are still the same as always rather than in love? Could she be covering it up so we wouldn't know what our future selves are now as adults? Could it be that our future selves are married? That's up to us to know when we're adults.

"How are you feeling, *Adrien? No cramps?" I asked.

"Much better milady." *Adrien said.

"Just remember, don't take too many painkillers. It makes the period worse. Stress makes it worse too" I instructed him.

"Does it always make me feel hungry, cranky, sleepy, everything?" He asked, still lying down on the chaise while I'm sitting on my desk chair.

"In different ways, yes" I replied.

"Oh boy." *Adrien sighs.

"And I thought cats have nine lives and land on their feet" I chuckled at his reaction.

"This cat would rather chase red laser dots or play a ball of yarn than be tortured emotionally to death" *Adrien said sarcastically as he moved my Chinese umbrella to cover his face.

"Silly kitty." I noticed him blush.

"Cut it out Marinette." *Adrien groaned.

"Okay okay." I waved in defense.

He moved the umbrella away, "I'm gonna kill Su-Han for doing this to us once we get our bodies back"

"Oh stop it. He probably hates children fighting" I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah. But still, I just want my body back." *Adrien said.

"Well, your fortune said 'A journey soon begins. Its prize reflects in another's eyes. When what you see is what you lack. Then selfless love will change you back,' didn't it?" I asked.

"Yeah, I read it. I don't know what that riddle means" *Adrien said.

"It means that you don't see what it's like to be me. What you're seeing as me is what you lack as yourself." I said.

"Oh yes. But it said about selfless love can change us back." He added.

"That's something we don't know. No one is ever purely selfless love" I said.

"Sooner or later it will happen for us if we can learn that. Anyways, I'll just rest up here and you gotta get back at my house soon before my father tries to home school me again." *Adrien said, getting up from the chaise.

"Alright, Kitty. See you tomorrow." I headed downstairs to get back to the mansion.

(Adrien's POV)

I was resting on the loft bed, getting used to this ridiculous issue I'm going through. The kwamis were there to comfort me since they know I'm dealing with a female issue.

"Relax Adrien." Tikki said.

"It's not easy ignoring the pain," I said.

"You've been sleeping for an hour," Wayzz said.

"Yeah, I never realized how tired I am. Girls are a mystery sometimes" I said, taking a little nap since I'm so tired.

"Oh, really Adrien?" Kalkki chuckled.

Just then, I heard a distant explosion in the city. It must be an akumatized victim again. Great, just what I needed. Hopefully, this doesn't get me way too cranky and moody.

"Oh great. Tikki! Spots on!" I transformed into Ladybug, "The sooner we get this over with, the better I take a nap!" I said as I head up to the roof balcony. I saw milady running on rooftops far away as Cat Noir in my body. Seems she's got the cat instincts like I did when I became the cat hero.

"Hold on kitty!" I ran in her direction.

We stopped at the spot where found an akumatized person looking like a creepy nun looking to turn girls into little ordinary girls with orphanage uniforms. This seems familiar from that old show that no one has seen for a very long time. Ah, I remember now. Madeline.

"So who are you supposed to be? Punishing the bad girls?" *Ladybug pulled the Cat Noir act.

"I am Black Nun, stupid cat! How dare you disrespect me!" The villain insulting my lady.

"Aren't nuns supposed to care for orphan children?" I complimented.

"Well, it seems I have to show you some manners!" Black Nun said.

"Uh, no. We are not orphans!" *Ladybug dodged by her touch from getting turned into an orphan girl.

"We got parents protecting us!" I whacked away Black Nun.

"Some parents don't always care for their children! You brats are so blind!" Black Nun tried to strike us but we dodged her touch. But then an army of turned orphan girls went mindless zombies due to be controlled by the nun.

"Okay, we must find a way not to harm those kids." *Ladybug said.

"They're not real. Just turned into little girls" I said, using my yo-yo as a shield.

"Alright!" *Ladybug used her batons to shove back some of the orphan girl zombies.

"Okay, who will be Madeline for today?!" I taunted one of them.

They just snarled as they approached me.

"No one? Okay then. I'll be for you!" I replied with a grin.

I spun my yo-yo rapidly and struck off several of the orphan zombies with *Ladybug putting the batons together into a staff to fend off so many she can. But they just kept coming one after another.

"Lady...I mean Cat Noir, they are too many!" I struck down some more zombie orphans.

"Yeah, try your lucky charm or something!" *Ladybug swept off some off their feet.

"Lucky Charm!" I summoned my power and out came the holy cross.

"A holy cross?" I looked at it then at the Black Nun.

Something is missing. Ah, Notre Dame! Nuns are like female priests. The akuma has gotta be on her holy cross necklace. But if I touch her, I'll get turned.

"Kitty, we gotta lure her to the cathedral!" I said.

"Good idea." *Ladybug agreed.

"Get them, my girls!" Black Nun followed.

We ran to the street and found Notre Dame as we head inside. I hope God sees that we need help since the nun is akumatized and that the victims are under the spell.

"Ready to pray, milady?" *Ladybug said.

"Not unless you've been good as an angel my kitty cat" I teased as we saw the orphan girls coming in but was immediately transformed back to normal. Ah, the spell is dark and the church is very holy I guess. But I don't think it will work on the Black Nun because she's akumatized and her akumatized object is her holy cross necklace.

"No! It can't be!" Black Nun exclaimed.

"Everyone run!" I said to the victims to get out of here. They all ran into hiding in the cathedral while we deal with Black Nun.

"You're gonna pay for this, heroes!" Black Nun angrily approaches them.

"And I thought nuns are supposed to be nice like mothers or sisters" I taunted while using my yo-yo as a shield.

"Careful, Black Nun. This a cathedral and you know well enough this is the house of God" *Ladybug said with a meow.

"Then you two are the sinners!" Black Nun yelled and tries to grab us.

"Sorry to burst your bubble but superheroes are like the guardian angels!" *Ladybug said and fought the nun with her baton.

Each time the nun tried to turn us, *Ladybug would block her touch with the batons while I tried to find a way to get the lucky charm cross on her. The Black Nun then grabs a tall candle stand and used it as a staff against milady.

"And you shall pay for your sins!" She pushed *Ladybug back.

"You first! Cataclysm!" *Ladybug touched the nun's necklace with her cataclysm finger and it turned to coal, releasing the akuma.

"Time to de-evilize!" I opened my yo-yo and swung it like a lasso and caught the akuma, "Gotcha! Bye-bye, little butterfly" I opened it and the purified butterfly flies away, "Miraculous Ladybug!" I tossed the lucky charm and it scattered into ladybugs to fix the damage

.The akumatized victim returns to a regular normal nun, "Huh? What am I doing here?"

"Pound it!" My lady and I fist-bumped.

I opened my yo-yo and took the magical charm for the nun, "Uh, mother nun. This is a gift to protect you from Shadow Moth." I put it in her hand and I clasped my palms in a praying gesture to give respect to the nun.

"Thank you, heroes. You've earned God's praise." The Nun said smiling.

"And guardian angels of Paris, mother" *Ladybug did her palms together as respect.

And so did I. But our miraculous then beeped.

"Oops gotta go." We left Notre Dame.