Phoenix's POV

I blinked a few times to adjust to the brightness of the room and sat up straight.

I have no idea why I'm in Hange's office and why I see myself lying down next to me.

Wait.

Myself lying down next to me?

WHAT THE FUDGE??!!!

I sat there, questioning my sanity. I couldn't recall the events of the day before but whatever happened yesterday is definitely the cause of what's happening now.

And then it hit me like a Titan's foot.

Hange's experiment.

The ten-inch needle.

That super creepy song.

Hange is the one behind all of this. I knew I shouldn't have agreed to do the experiment and yet I still did so and look where it got me. A person inside my body and me inside that person's body.

The other person doing the experiment was Eren, so that means I'm in Eren's body.

Slowly, I stood up and leaned against a table for balance. It took a while before I was able to stand straight and a longer while before I was able to walk properly.

It's going to take a long time before I'll be able to adjust to being a boy, but hopefully, I won't have to adjust because Hange is going to turn us back and if she doesn't, I'll kick her a** to a time when Titans don't exist.

Upon reaching the bathroom, I realized something.

If I'm a boy, it means that I have boy parts and I'll go through everything boys go through and Eren will go through everything girls go through.

That Titan shifter better be ready to create a murder scene.

I looked at myself in the mirror and huffed. Ere- My hair is so incredibly short, how does Eren live like this? Not to mention my chest is flat, and feels so light.

I want my body back.

"Titan babies?! Are you alright?!"

I heard Hange's voice.

There were no words spoken as I rushed out of the bathroom and tackled Hange. "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!" I yelled, pointing at my chest. "My hair is short, my chest is flat and I'm a boy!" I whined as Hange pushed me of off her.

"Phoenix?" She asked.

I face-palmed.

"Yes! It's your first Titan baby, you idiot!" I answered, gripping her shoulders tightly. Hange's eyes widened and she got to her feet at once, jumping on tables and singing and being a complete idiot. "Hange! How can you be celebrating?! I'm a goddamned boy, for Titans' sake!"

She ignored me and continued singing some stupid song I don't want to listen to.

Well, there's no use in staying because she's obviously going to be of no help for the time being. I should just let her be, I'm sure that when Eren is awake, we'll figure out this thing and change us back.

Then I can have long hair again.

Then I can have a big chest again.

Then I can see Bertho-

I stiffened at the thought of Bertholdt's name. If I'm Eren, it means that I won't get to spend time with him anymore because then it'll make Eren look like he's gay or something like that.

(A/N Don't kill me, Promise Me readers, but I totally forgot to mention that this book will contain Promise Me spoilers, I'm sorry!)

Walking down the halls was weird because nobody was saluting me and calling me 'Captain' like they usually do. Oh wait, I'm in Eren's body, of course they won't be doing that because right now, I'm just a kid with anger issues and a Titan form and not a badass squad captain that's a Titan stuck in human form.

I hate this.

"EREN!" I heard someone call Ere- my name. I looked in the direction where I heard the voice coming from and was not surprised at all to see Mikasa coming at me with Armin not far behind her.

"Eren, are you okay? I saw the way you were walking to the bathroom. Hange didn't hurt you, did she?" Mikasa continued to question my wellbeing and was so engrossed in doing so that she didn't notice the fact that my right eye was twitching and my smile was forced.

Is this what it feels like to be treated like a child?

"Mikasa, you should stop doing that." Armin spoke up for the first time since they arrived. I shot Armin a look that said 'thanks so much' and he simply nodded in return.

Mikasa heaved a sigh before nodding like Armin did. "Okay then." She agreed. I felt like bursting with joy, I never want to be treated that way ever again. I now see why Eren doesn't respect Mikasa like he should.

"Let's get to the mess hall before Sasha eats everything." Armin suggested to which Mikasa and I nodded.

I usually walk with Erwin, Hange, Mike and Levi to the mess hall but since I'm Eren, I'm stuck with Eren's little group of friends for the time being, not to mention the fact that I will be stuck with the rest of the 104th Cadet Corps graduates.

The three of us took our seats in the mess hall. Armin and Mikasa were talking about something and I was just sitting there, staring at my food, one hand tugging at my hair. Why can't it be longer?!

"Eren, are you going to eat that?!" Sasha asked, gesturing to my food. "Why are you calling me Eren?" I asked, looking up from my food and staring at Sasha. "Because you are Eren." She replied.

That's right, I'm still the Angry German Kid.

I had no power over the new recruits.

I no longer have the right to call Levi shorty.

I could've started crying right then and there because I know that while I'm stuck in Eren's body, I can't command those below me to run thirty laps around HQ, and when Eren realizes that he has power over all of us. He's going to abuse it order all of us around.

He'll give me a bad image.

"EEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!"

Crap, it's Tiamat.

Tiamat yanked me out of my seat and pulled me into kiss.

I was stunned, I'm in Eren's body and Tiamat doesn't know that, and she thinks I'm her boyfriend and she's kissing me! So technically, this is incest.

THIS IS FREAKING INCEST!!!

I pushed Tiamat away at once and gagged. I could've sworn I was turning green. "JESUS!!" I yelled, downing cups upon cups of water. "NOPE! NOPE! NO WAY!" I yelled again, trying my best not to throw up.

There were no words spoken as I rushed to wherever it was Levi kept his cleaning supplies so I could disinfect my mouth with all of them.

But before I could leave the mess hall, I saw Tiamat's extremely hurt expression.

Crap.

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I loved all the comments I got from you guys! Especially the one from Ereri104! Even if there were like only three comments, I still loved them! Well, thanks for noticing this story that came to me just the day before. I'll try my best to find someone to do the Eren chapters but if I can't, I'll just do 'em myself!

Ja, my fantabulous mini warriors!

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