Third Person POV

"Nope! Nope! No way in ever!" Phoenix declined at once.

"Please, Phoenix!" Hange begged, pressing her hands together and falling to her knees.

"I will not, I repeat, will not let you experiment on me!" The purple-haired girl declined again, turning on her heel and walking away. Hange grabbed Phoenix's ankles, causing her to fall down.

"Phoenix! I am begging you in the name of all things science, just let me try this one experiment! Eren already agreed to it!" Hange continued to beg from her spot on the floor. Phoenix heaved a sigh before nodding reluctantly.

"Yeah, boy!" Hange yelled, getting to her feet immediately and practically dragging Phoenix all the way to her lab, babbling about how perfectly fabulous it was going to be and some other nonsense Phoenix didn't care to listen to, the only thing going through the said girl's head was:

What the fudge have I done?

Hange's POV

May God bless Phoenix's soul for agreeing to this! I just hope it won't have any negative results because if it does. . . . . I shivered, shaking away the thought. I don't even want to know what Phoenix will do to me.

"I'm baa-aack! And I brought my first Titan baby!" I sang, kicking the door to my lab open like the badass that I am.

My second Titan baby, aka Eren Jaeger, looked at the door and sweat-dropped. "Um, Section Commander, why Phoenix?" He questioned, tilting his head to one side.

KAWAII!!!!

"Because, she's a Titan and you're a Titan shifter and- Ah, forget it, let's just get to the experiment!" I exclaimed, releasing my first Titan baby's collar and running over to a cabinet. I opened the cabinet doors and removed a ten inch needle from it.

Yes, a ten inch needle, deal with it!

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME WITH THAT THING!" Both of my Titan babies yelled, backing up against the wall.

I huffed and walked closer to them, needle in hand while singing "Come on! Come on! Ey, come on, Titan babies!" The song seems to have freaked them out but who gives a Titan?

I sure don't!

"DON'T Y-" I cut off Eren by mercilessly stabbing him with my long-a** needle. I then turned to Phoenix and gulped.

Never in my life have I seen her look so scary, and that's says a whole lot. "Don't e-" I know that I will regret this in the near future but I did it anyway, I shoved her left hand in her mouth to keep her from protesting then stabbed her right hand with the needle. I slowly withdrew the needle from her hand and took a few steps back.

"So how are my Titan babies feeling?" I questioned.

My Titan babies looked at each other before swaying back and forth then face-planting in the floor.

Fudge.

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Yes, I know it's short af, but it's only the opening. I promise the next chapter will be longer. Anyway, I was think of writing this with one other person but I don't know who and writing this wouldn't be as fun if I was doing it on my own.

My first choice was ChocolateChip-Master because she's my role model but I think she's super busy with school

My second choice was MLPAvatar202 because she's super funny but she's super busy with school as well and has a T or D book to see to (Whoever is reading this should check it out) .

So I guess the only thing left to do is: If you want to be the one to write this with me, just comment 'FUDGE'.

Okay, this is how things will go should you be the one I choose to write with me:

I'll PM you my password.

You will be the one to write the Eren chapters, this means that you will be the one to write what Eren is getting up to while in Phoenix's body and I will be the one to write what Phoenix is getting up to in Eren's body.

You will have only two weeks to update, if you don't update within those two weeks, I'll replace you. But, should there be something important that will keep you from meeting the deadline, tell me and I'll understand.

When you've written your Eren chapter, tell me.

That's pretty much everything, but I promise you this, if you use my account for stupid things. I will personally see to it that you regret your decusions. Ok? Ok! *creepy smile*

Ja, my fantabulous mini warriors!

Oh and.

EliasMorals
TylerKowske
Ereri104
SNK_stories (This was inspired by this user's story Unlike Minds)
animeandmusic
-Bertholdt_Ackerman-
MikasaAckermannnn
AddiEmma

Please read this! I'm begging you in the name of all things Attack on Titan!

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