Pshhh.... I will let you in on a little secret – what am I saying it is not 'little' AT ALL... NOPE! - But the true FACT is that I AM A GIRL!!! Cue the overflowing tears

How the fuck did I get myself into this situation? I will tell you but you also need to know me to understand my fucked up life.

Excuse my swearing but it's going to be my favourite repetitive word from here on plus it's my way of counselling which helps me handle this messed up situation.

Sigh! I am not making sense to you right now – I know (shakes head) – Hence, I am going to tell you from the beginning in the current 21st century when life is as slow and boring and repetitive, riddled with technology, all kinds of music, food as in CHICKEN and etc. – just how I like it hehe.

My name is Y/N (Insert reader name)

I am the most average girl you can find – well that is if you can find me in the crowd.

My face is average; my head is average; my body is average not too skinny and not too fat; as for my height we debate about it because some say I am short (that will be my annoying little brother who is too sprung in growth compare to his actual age- freaking annoying Idiot) while other's will say I am tall enough to be considered close to American's top model (as much as I hate to admit it sigh! This is 100% my own opinion)

Look I must have something going for me if I plan to find me a Handsome Chinese man or at least any Asian man preferably belong to Kpop, Jpop, Cpop, Tpop, ABCDpop or drama etc.... rich and famously good looking to be my future baby father. – A secret supposed to stay hidden in my diary but my stupid lil bro invaded my privacy and decided to hold it against me at every opportunity to get something out of me – SHIT that stupid bugger – I will kill him one day I swear it. The boy made it his hobby to always intrude on my privacy – Hohoho but two can play that game- which I did by the way and it was a sweet revenge that deserves an award.

Yea and so the whole point is I strongly believe I look like a model. I mean I have to believe that – 

Due to my brother '' there is no way in hell a man will be interested in someone ugly and shorty like you''

- Do you see why I detest him now- but believe it or not he was just teasing me in his own messed up way. However I couldn't ignore it when he add this – 

(lil bro's words - ''I worry about you big sis. Have you look in the mirror? You are freaking Black! Maybe if we look at it within our black society you are more chocolate/brown/caramel... whatever! But the point is to everyone else you are BLACK! You say you want to join the swirl society and give birth to a blasian baby? That's kinda rare Sigh! Take my advice big sis and come back to reality , plus I want you to at least get married before me that way you can take mum of my case Hm? Just think about it shortie!'')

- And he left my room after patting my back and messing my perfectly styled hair acting like my father while I grab for anything to throw at him and he swiftly dodged it, turns and pulls his tongue at me before shutting my door and escape. For second I almost believe he was my father but then his little tongue tease quickly diminish that thought.

Yes that's right I am black as in Michele Obama, Beyoncé, Hale berry, black. No matter how much I stare at myself in the mirror- quote; I am black; end quote.

FUCK IT!! '' Mum! why can't we just relocate to china or something ?''

''Y/N did you just say something?'' – said a voice which sound quite like my mother

SHIT! When did she get back home and I did not realize. – Suddenly my bedroom door opens and I find myself tripping backwards in fear-( little note: Black folks still strongly believe in beating the child to behave literally; spare the rod spare the child)-Snap snap

''Hahahaha look at your face thinking it was mum lol this is totally going on my Instagram. What should be the caption'' said my brother

- ''Fuck give me that phone. You are soo dead when I catch you!

– Ahem! Sorry I have to go get him or else I can kiss my good reputation and (read: moderate) popularity goodbye with the mountain of friends he has on Instagram plus – I freaking had my Kiwi mask on when he came in and took that picture- Sigh breathe and calm down – so clearly this is a life or death situation that I must put a stop to –

''You better delete the picture or your game console will be receiving the damage intended for you!! Stupid Annoying Overgrown Giraffe lil Twin brother!!!''

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