Jesus Christ my cat is in the weirdest fucking mood, like, he doesn't want to be pet, he doesn't want to be touched, or cuddled, he juST WANTS MY FUCKING CEREAL! HE KEEPS GETTING IN MY LAP AND TRYING TO EAT IT AND THEN CLAWING ME WHEN I WONT LET HIM LIKE WTF THATS BAD FOR YOU NO "bitch i want some" NOOOOO BAD KITTY