(Guys I know Taeyong isn't in BTS but he was looking too fine for me to not use this picture lmaooo)

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With a cocky grin plastered on his smug looking face, Jeongguk unabashedly strolled into Jimin's office, fully aware he wasn't invited at all.

"Ayo dirty bitch! Wassup!" He hollered as he slammed the door open. He was met with the sight of an angry Jimin boring holes into his head, while Jay sat on his desk with an amused expression on his face.

Jeongguk grinned.

"Park Pals! How are my two favourite dirty whores doing today?"

Jimin glared even harder.

"Awe what's wrong Minnie? I thought you liked degrading?" Jeongguk laughed, plonking himself unceremoniously on the chair which Jimin specifically told him not to sit on.

"Fuck off." Jimin spat, earning a laugh from both Jay and Jeongguk. "Get off my chair. It's for clients not simpletons like you."

"Minnie" Jeongguk pouted, finally earning a small smile from his friend.

"So why are you here?" Jay asked.

"Meh," Guk shrugged, hair flopping wildly, "Just felt like being here I guess."

"Aww did little baby Gukkie get tired from crying his lonely self to sleep last night?" Jimin mocked.

"Fuck off Park." Jeongguk spat.

"Oi!" Said Jay.

Jimin laughed.

"That was such an unnecessarily low blow, even for you, Jimin." Jeongguk said. "We all know I'm just a poor boy."

"Yeah, a poor boy with a multi-million dollar company." Jay scoffed.

Jeongguk stuck his toungue out at both of his friends.

"You know what I mean, you dumb fucks. Not everyone is as lucky as you too are in the relationship department." Jeongguk dramatically sighed. "All I want is a nice little family with my lovely wife and kids. Or husband. I don't know yet. Polygamy? Or is that a religious thing? No it's for all, right? But maybe it's no-"

"OKAY JEONGGUK WE GET IT." Jay interrupted. "You actually ramble on too much for your own good. I pity the person who settles." Jay and Jimin laughed.

"Yeah yeah I suck blah blah blah." Jeongguk dismissed. "Anyways can we go out today? I really need to get wasted."

"Yeah I'm down." Jimin said absent-mindedly, continuing to look at his paperwork.

"Jay?" Jeongguk inquired.

"Yeah sure I'm cool with tha-" Jay glanced at his phone which had just pinged with a text message.

"Ooooookaaayyyy so I'm not coming with you guys tonight." He grinned. "My lady's got a surprise for me and there's no way in hell I'm missing that."

"T." Jeongguk said.

"M." Jimin said.

"I." They both said, Jimin not even looking up from his desk.

Jay laughed, clutching his sides as he fell off the desk. "Yeah yeah Jimin you're one to talk. It's always 'Yoongi this and Yoongi that!' Dont think I haven't seen the contact *YoongieBear*
on your phone."

"Damn. #Exposed." Jimin laughed.

"Nobody is safe from Jay." Jeongguk smiled. He checked the time. 5:34pm

"Min, do you wanna head out now so we can go to my place?" Guk asked.

Jimin finished his work and stood up.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Ight imma head out." Jimin and Jeongguk said simultaneously.

"FUCKING NERDS I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT." Jay groaned, annoyance drowned out by the cacophanous sound of Jimin and Jeongguk roaring with laughter.

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I'm only ending the chapter here because I don't know how to transition to the next location lmaooooo. Also I want to have loads of chapters in this book fsr. A bit ambitious for a lazy shit like myself but we move 😚✌

Have a lovely day everyone and please stay safe!!!💜💜💜