Wedding Escapees
Silver started getting kind of curious about the whole Crescendern thing that was taking place, so she decided to carry out her own investigation about Northern and his involuntary girlfriend by spying on them and hopefully find out why it was happening in the first place. Luckily she found Crescendo singing to a spazzing-out Northern near CHS's soccer field.
Silver: Hey Crescendo, is he alright?
Crescendo: Oh, hi Silver. Yeah, he'll be fine.
Northern: O_O
Silver: Okay. Hey, there's been something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
Crescendo: Well what is it?
Northern: Hey, uh, excuse me for interrupting but, what's your name?
Silver: Me? Well all my closest friends know me as Silver Axle.
Northern: "Silver Axle". Another beautiful name.
Silver: ! Uh, thanks...
Northern: Hey, uh, let's go someplace more private.
Crescendo: Why?
Northern: I just feel better discussing it that way, so follow me girls.
Northern grabbed both of the girls by their arms and led them to a remote part of campus where there were barely any people.
Silver: Ah crap, what do you want Northern?
Crescendo: Yeah, what is it about me and her that you absolutely love so much?
Northern: I don't know, it's just- look, I know that we barely even know each other, but there's this nice, warm, fuzzy feeling in my gut saying that the three of us can be happy together.
Crescendo: Wait, what are you implying?
Silver: Okay, I see where this story's going.
Crescendo: Wait, seriously?
Silver: Yes, I do know what he may say next.
Northern: *blush* Wait, you do?
Silver: Yes, and I just wanna tell Crescendo one thing.
Crescendo: What is it?
Silver: Well, I mainly think that we should RUN LIKE HELL!!
Crescendo: Run from what?!
Before Silver could reply, she was off like a nuke and didn't stop until she had locked herself in the nearest girls' bathroom stall. She absolutely did not want to do whatever she thought Northern was thinking of doing. Silver peeked outside of her stall, no sign of Northern yet. She peeked outside the bathroom, no sign of Northern. She quietly made her way through CHS's crowded hallways while drawing as little attention to herself as possible, still no sign of Northern. Perhaps he was still at that spot on campus trying to persuade Crescendo into what he wanted, but the thought of it still sent chills down Silver's spine, and since there was still plenty of time before school would be let out, she decided to calm down by taking a short nap in the most hidden comfy place that she could find on campus; a small space in the school's library where she's placed a small mattress and pillow. Silver often came here to rest during passing hours whenever she was stressed out, really worried, or just needed privacy since she couldn't leave campus during school hours to go home and lock herself in her basement. Silver started getting kind of mentally exhausted thinking about Northern's possible proposal, and since there was still a bit of time left before school was out for the day, she decided to take a quick nap figuring that the bell would act as her alarm clock, so she closed her eyes and began to rest.
~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHIBI HUMANE 6~
???: Silver, wake up.
Silver: Ugh, what?
???: C'mon, wake up already!
Silver: Whuh? Crescendo?
Silver rubbed the sleep out of her eyes to see Crescendo looking down at her... in a white dress?
Silver: Why are you in a white dress?
Crescendo: I don't know, but so are you.
Silver: Wait, I am?
Silver got up on her feet. She was apparently set on a small couch in a small white room with a single door, a wardrobe, and a lone cabinet with a mirror for a door. Silver looked into the mirror and saw that she was indeed wearing a white dress just like Crescendo.
Silver: Oh, shit!
Crescendo: What?
Silver: It's just as I feared.
Crescendo: And what did you fear?
Silver: Crescendo, we've been waifu-napped!
Crescendo: Wait, what does that mean?
Silver: It means that Northern plans on marrying us!
Crescendo: Wait, me?! Marry him?! But he's Rosie's crush!
Silver: Well whatever's making him act crazy says otherwise.
Crescendo: Alright, then we gotta get outta here!
Crescendo opened the door, only to find that the hallway outside was filled with various people, so sneaking out was a no-go, and she closed it.
Crescendo: Welp, got any other ideas?
Silver: Gah, now we gotta hope that this cabinet has a way for us to escape.
Crescendo: Wait, why the cabinet?
Silver: Because it's the only thing here that's ingrained into the wall! Now come on, mama needs a new pair of shoes!
With that she flung the cabinet door open so hard that it apparently broke off its hinges and the wall that it was in collapsed and revealed a small empty closet with a door that lied directly across from them.
Crescendo: *drops her jaw*
Silver: *drops her jaw* ...Uhhhh, either I'm really strong or somebody fails at construction.
Crescendo: Yeah, but either way you're probably gonna end up with a huge bill that you or somebody else is gonna have to pay.
Silver: Whatever, let's just go.
Once through the door, the pair of unwilling brides found themselves in a room full of tables that were all set as though people were going to eat at them, but that mystery was soon solved as they saw a big wedding cake on a big desk on the far side of the room, and there were two more doors to their sides, one on the left and one on the right.
Crescendo: Well, how about we split up and each take a door?
I'll take the right while you take the left.
Silver: Sounds like a plan, let's do it. The duo went to each of their doors and turned the knobs on both of them.
Crescendo: Oh wait, Silver, my door's locked.
Silver: Well mine just brought me into this little storage area with a bobby pin in it.
Crescendo: Wait, a bobby pin? Can I try to use it to pick my door's lock?
Silver: Uh, sure, be my guest.
Crescendo took the bobby pin and managed to unlock the door from their side with it, and thus, they continued on with their wedding escape. The two girls found themselves in another hallway with a big double door at the end. On the other side they were in another hallway with a religious-looking stained glass window directly across from them.
Silver: I'm gonna guess that we're in a church of some kind.
Crescendo: Well churches are where many weddings take place, so it's no surprise that Northern wants to marry us at one.
To their left was another big double door that was locked, and to their right was some kind of gate that could be opened by lifting it into the ceiling, and beyond that they walked through 3 more big double doors and found themselves at the wedding chapel where Northern and a priest were standing.
Northern: Whoa, what're you two doing here so early? Well, whatever, the sooner we start, the sooner we finish, and the sooner that we can all live a happy life together! :D
Silver: ... Fuck.
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