Xellan: ... THREE!

Sweet Rose & Co. burst through the door and saw Northern, Silver, Crescendo and the priest looking flabbergasted at what they were seeing.

Xellan: We are from the intergalactic federation of bananas!

Sonata: And we're here to take all of your tacos!

Xellan: And we'll take no prisoners!

Crescendo, Priest and Northern: O_O

Aria: T_T

Silver: The sad thing is I'm used to this kind of stuff by now.

Adagio: Ugh, tell me about it.

Xellan: What? What did we-oh right, the whole save-two-chicks-from-an-over-bearing-fiancee thing.

Sonata: Oops, our bad. :P

Xellan: ... Anyways, stop Northern, and let the unwilling brides go free!

Sonata: Yeah, what he said!

Northern: What?! The Dazzlings and some red guy?!

Adagio: Wait, isn't there one more of us?

Xellan noticed the magenta-haired girl cowering behind Adagio and pulled her out from behind her.

Sweet Rose: Eek! Let me go!

Northern: Rose too?! What is going ON today?!

Crescendo: Wait, Xellan? Dagi? Girls? Are you here to save us?!

Silver: Hell yeah, now I can marry the guy I actually WANT to marry!

Northern: So you're all here to sabotage our wedding, is that right?!

Xellan: Yeah pretty much.

Sweet Rose: Eep! Uh, everybody, look at who's behind us!

The gang turned around and backed into the main room, revealing the hallway behind them to be filled with guards.

Guard1: Freeze, intruders!

Crescendo: Well, so much for our cavalry.

Xellan: Welp, this definitely punches a hole in our plans.

Northern: Guards, take all those people and frag 'em!

Guard2: Alright, all five of you are coming with us!

Xellan: No, NO, I can't go back to prison, that's where my delinquent older brother is, plus I've already been there before!

Sweet Rose: Wait, seriously?

Xellan: Long story.

Northern: Now, Crescendo! Silver! Kiss me now so that everything can be happy!

Suddenly, Ynant came crashing through one of the stained-glass windows near the roof, pulled out some kind of bazooka and fired a multicolored powder of some kind at the swarm of guards, covering their faces in the stuff.

Guard3: Woah... you have, like... ten boobs... and eight butts.

Guard4: I... I feel... like a million dollars.

Soon enough, all of the guards dropped down unconscious, each one wasted on whatever Ynant blasted them with.

Ynant: It's just been revoked.

Xellan: Uh, Ynant, nobody actually set you up for that one-liner.

Ynant: Aw dammit, I was hoping one of the guards would've showed his badge and say something about it.

Northern: Well whatever, I'm still marrying both of these girls, and there's nothing any of you can do to-urk!

Before Northern could finish his sentence, Sweet Rose jumped out from behind him and shoved the open antidote bottle into his mouth, which caused him spit out the now empty bottle onto the floor and regain his senses.

Northern: Woah, what just happened?

Xellan: Alright, he's back to normal!

Silver: Woo! We're free! Hey uh, Rose, was it? How'd ya do that?

Sweet Rose: Well, um, when the guards, uh, came, I just, eh, kind of used the fact that I hide a lot to, uh, sneak up on him and, heh, cure him... I guess.

Crescendo: Rosie, this is big!

Sweet Rose: Huh, what?

Crescendo: You're being in Northern's field of view for a prolonged period of time!

Sweet Rose: O0O

Sweet Rose slowly turned her head towards the confused white guy looking at her,blushing as she darted behind Adagio again.

Adagio: Again? Seriously?

Northern: Will somebody please explain to me what's going on here?

Xellan: Alright, you deserve an explanation since you were a victim in all this, so here's what I know: Sweets is shy as balls, especially around you, so Ynant decided to stick his nose in someone else's sex life in the most retarded way possible by having her fix you up a love potion, and when you fell for Crescendo instead of Rose, Ynant had her make another one, but this time you fell for Silver, and since the first potion had already been in your mind for a while you started to get an urge to marry the both of them, so I had Ynant make a love potion antidote and here we all are now.

Northern: Well... That was quite the tale.

Sonata: My favorite part was when Ynant didn't learn from his mistake.

Northern: Well I guess I'm sorry for forcing the both of you to marry me.

Silver: It's all good. Besides, I think it would've been bad if you had married us since I'm already engaged to Xellan.

Crescendo: Also I'm gay.

Northern: Excuse me?

Crescendo: I said, also I'm gay. For Adagio.

Northern: ... If you wouldn't mind an explanation?

Crescendo: Well, after I fixed her magic, and she let me move in with her and her friends, Dagi and I grew... *ahem* very, very, close. (Read: They became lesbian lovers)

As both Adagio and Crescendo blushed, everybody else had grown silent from hearing about Crescendo's thing for her.

Xellan: Ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!

Crescendo: What's wrong with being gay?

Xellan: Nothing, I just wanted to say that.

Northern: Anyway, Rose?

Sweet Rose continued to try and hide herself behind Adagio.

Adagio: *sigh* You can come out from behind me any day now.

Northern: Listen Rose, since apparently you having a crush on me is what caused all this, I just want to say that I've been wanting to get to know you ever since childhood. But you've always just ran away in fear, so maybe after all this do you think that maybe we could hang out sometime?

As Northern held out his hand, Sweet Rose's face went beet red, but she knew that he was now fully aware of her feelings for him, so she slowly crept out from behind Adagio and grabbed his hand.

Sweet Rose: Um, sure.

Priest: So, nobody's getting married today?

An idea popped into Xellan's head, he walked up to Silver and grabbed both her hands.

Xellan: Actually, we've been meaning to do something for a while now.

Silver: ! Oh yeah, we have, so I guess why not now when we're at a cancelled wedding while the priest is still here.

Priest: Eh, I'll take what I can get. Do you both-

Xellan & Silver: I do.

Priest: Well okay then Mr. & Mrs. Impatient. By the power invested in my bank account, I hereby pronounce the two of you husband & wife. You may now kiss, hump, rape, or whatever the bride.

After they finished making out, Silver noticed that she didn't have a bouquet of flowers, so she grabbed the flowers out of a nearby vase and threw them, which ended up being caught by Crescendo. Everything seemed to have worked out in the end, Rose got the guy, Crescendo made her feelings for Adagio clear as day (or rather, clear as gay XD I'm a genius), and as an added bonus, Xellan and Silver finally got married after roughly four months of being engaged. This story was wrapping up quite nicely.

Ynant: Hey guys, I found a bunch of banana tacos out here!

Xellan: Banana...

Sonata: Tacos?!

Both Xellan and Sonata started racing towards Ynant, wanting every last bit of the food that he found.

Xellan: BANANAS!

Sonata: TACOS!

The two of them collided Ynant, nailing him in the crossfire of their fierce struggle to grab all of the goods for themselves.

Xellan: Mine!

Sonata: No, mine!

Ynant: Gah, wasn't one food freak enough?!

Adagio: Well that's quite a way to end this thing, with two dim-witted food addicts seeing who can grab the most banana tacos while unintentionally hurting one of their friends in the process.