A/N: Good luck making heads or tails of this one. I honestly can barely make anything of it myself. There is a slim chance of making it to the end with your sanity intact. May the odds be ever in your favor.
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I was attending a wedding for a family friend that I don't know. Anyway, I'm just chilling with my friends, Hannah and Carolina. Suddenly we hear a loud *BOOM* and Markiplier burst in. He stood around dumbly for a long time before shouting,
"THE JURASSIC PARK IS HAPPENING!!! AHHHHHHHHH!"

I, being the valiant, Markiplier obsessed fangirl I am, run up to the altar and shout,"You may now kiss the bride!" Before smashing the bride's and groom's heads together. I pushed them away and announced to the screaming crowd that I needed all the people under 18 to aid me in a dangerous quest to save the city.

P4P, Mitch, my sister(whom we'll call Sodapop), Carolina, Hannah, and another person whom we'll call Joe stood. I called them on the stage and asked Markiplier to join us.(He turns up weirdly in several dreams.) We then paraded away into the city.

Already the whole city was ablaze in red hot flames, and I decided that we needed to climb to the top of the conveniently placed Empire State Building next to the church we were in, which was made entirely of glass. We climbed to the top, with the exception of Sodapop, who opted to remain in the church.

Once at the top, a fierce wind began. I screamed slightly, and Hannah grabbed onto me, also screaming. Carolina was totally unfazed by this, and Mitch kept fussing over me and asked me if I was alright several times. Mark spied a lab in the distance that was surrounded by dinosaurs.

"Look," he pointed in the general direction of the building, "that must be where they are coming from!"

P4P nodded in agreement saying, "If we can shut off the dinosaurizer doohickey, we can stop it!"

"Can Chris Pratt help us?" Hannah asked.

"I don't think so, Hannah," I replied doubtfully.

"You know," Joe said, "I don't think we should trust this 'Markiplier' character."

"Why not?" I asked defensively, a fangirl army backing me up.

"Have you noticed," Joe accused, "THAT THIS MAN'S HAIR IS DYED PINK?!?!?!"

A collective,"Annnnnd?" rose from our small fellowship.

"How can you trust some dude that has pink hair?"

Mark began sniffling, and P4P, Carolina, and I began to comfort him. "It was for a charity event," I retorted. Joe cast down his eyes and mumbled an apology. That problem had been resolved, but there was another that needed to be addressed: the fact that standing between us and the lab was a huge river. The group protested, and I attempted to calm them.

"Guys, shut up! She's trying to talk!" Mitch shouted. I glared at him in annoyance.

"Who's Puff the Magic Dragon?" asked Carolina.

"My best friend that happens to be a sea dragon," I nonchalantly replied. The fellowship stared at me, flabbergasted.

"The only thing is that we have to jump onto him," I continued, "Don't worry, he'll get here in time."

Carolina decided that she was done with this whole "quest." I asked her what did she expect when we were saving New York City from dinosaurs. She clambered down the building. I whistled for Puff, and asked if anyone wanted to jump first. There were no takers. I prepared to jump off first myself, and was about to when Mitch grabbed my arm.

He cried,"Morien, don't do it! It isn't worth it! So many people love you! I love you!"

I shook off his arm and replied, "I'm not gonna get hurt, idiot. But if you keep doing this, I might have to hurt you." I jumped, and felt Mikey's soft back break my fall. Everyone else followed besides Mitch. P4P was lost in the rushing waters. I frantically tried to grab her hand, but decided that it wasn't worth it. (Sorry, cuz)

Mitch still remained at the top of the building. Frustrated, I flew up, roughly grabbed his shirt collar and pulled him to Mikey as he screamed bloody murder. I kicked him and told him to shut up because he was safe now.

"Morien, you could've broken something! How could you be so brash as to do that?!" He cried, trying to hug me.

I pushed him back saying, "Dude, I swear, if you overreact one more time, I will break your freaking face. Understood?"

He whimpered as he nodded. Mark started going,"OOOOOOOOOO, she told you!"

"So, Puff," I addressed the dragon after giving Mark a much deserved fist bump, "We need you to take us to the laboratory."

"Awww, hell naw!" Puff said, and he promptly used his tail to swat us on to land. Looking around, we saw that Puff had left us in a desert that was next to the lab. We were in enemy territory. There would be dinosaurs everywhere, so we quickly returned to the church, explained the predicament, and resumed our spot in the desert. Joe had abandoned us and stayed at the church, so it was now only Hannah, Mitch, Mark, and myself.

For days we traversed the desert, ducking away whenever dinosaurs approached. After dyas of toil and hardship, we arrived at the lab. I opened the door, and saw Chris Pratt randomly standing there. Hannah threw herself at him,

We broke into the lab, with Hannah still attached to Chris Pratt. We saw the switch to make the dinosaurs disappear, but it would also release a triceratops. Being stupid, Mitch surged forward and pressed the switch.

The triceratops escaped, and killed Mitch with its horn. I fell to my knees and cried because I now cared for some reason. I felt Mark's hand on my shoulder and heard him say, "At least you still have me."

I cried harder and woke up, thinking 'WTF is wrong with my mind?'