Once upon a time hajime was simply S P R I N  T I N G around the main island, when his legs collapsed on him. he was basically l i m b l e s s at that moment. looking up at the hot sun, he felt moisturr take it's place on his forehead. quickly, he wiped it away. hinata crawled his way to his little apartment, but was shocked at what he found. there waas. a person. in his room. who was none other than. naogto komamde. 

" OH MY GOD." hajime threw his hands up in the air in pure rage, "NAGITO KOMAEDA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. IN MY ROOM. EY E-"

"i was just. looking." the disgusting murmer man said.

"L O O K I N G ? " hajime was absolutely horrified.

"uhm," komaeda stumbled on his words, "maybe that's not how to word it,,,"

"YEAH MAYBE OH MY GOD"

"i was. uh." the other paused "moving in."

hinata's words left his tongue as he did not. expect such a response. "i - wait wh-"

"we are married, honey," komaeda said, his face blank, "i love you."

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