(Honestly best chapter name that I came up with ever. Even with my other books, this has to be the best one)

CW: swearing. I may change the rating to mature due to how much swearing there is on here. Oh and mentions of D!Wilbur doing the thing with the salmon. You all know what I'm talking about.

(3rd Person PoV)

All three of them climbed down the treehouse and began to walk where the Pube was.

Well only two of them walked, Wilbur turned invisible and zoomed through the ground and up the ladder.

He waited for his companions to come up the ladder and into the Pube.

Phil went up first with Tommy following behind ever so slightly.

They entered the Pube only to see Jack yelling at someone.

"WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FUNDY!" He yelled.

"What do you mean!? I already told you! I AM FUNDY!" The second voice yelled back.

"Bullsh*t I tell you!" Jack yelled.

"Whoa whoa! What the hell is going on?" Wilbur asked, waving his hands around.

Jack whirled around to face the trio.

"Oh thank CrowFather you're here. I was looking around for Fundy when I saw this humanoid version of him in his den. I tried asking him where was Fundy and he claims that he is Fundy," Jack explained.

"And what I asked is why do you look like Jack Manifold but with blaze particles," the fox-human hybrid asked.

All Jack did was scream in confusion.

"I just wanted ONE NORMAL DAY! Is that too much to ask for?" He asked.

"Apparently not because we're having the same problem," Wilbur said.

"Really?" Jack asked.

Phil looked at Tommy who was just staring at the floor, not meeting their eyes.

"So let's start all over. Sorry for Jack just screaming at you. Can you introduce yourself so we can refer you to your name and not just fox-human hybrid?" Wilbur asked.

"I'm Fundy and when did you come back Ghostbur?" Fundy asked, raising an eyebrow.

...

"Just kill me already," Wilbur sulked in the corner.

Phil just sighed at this.

"His name isn't Ghostbur, it's Wilbur. I'm Philza but just call me Phil. And that's Jack," he said, pointing to all of them.

"Oh and believe me, I am just as confused as you are," Tommy said, bitterly.

Fundy looked at him.

"Oh so you're here too," he said.

Tommy said nothing.

The bitter and cold silence went on for a couple of seconds before Jack cleared his throat.

"So I have many questions. What the hell is going on? Why does he look like Fundy? Where are Tommy's wings? Why is he wearing your hat? And why can't I have a normal day?" Jack asked.

"I'll answer the last one. You can't," Ranboo said.

"F*CK!" Jack jumped in the air as the enderman appeared behind him.

Ranboo smiled slyly.

"Don't scare me like that," Jack trembled.

"Sorry," Ranboo said rolling out his palm.

"So you're full enderman, rather than half enderman and half whatever the hell," Tommy muttered.

Ranboo looked at him, tilting his head in confusion.

"Why does Tommy sound like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed again?" They asked.

"Well basically this Tommy right here, isn't the Tommy that we know," Wilbur said.

"Oh," Jack and Ranboo said.

"That answers Jack's question on why Tommy doesn't have wings. As for the other ones, I don't know and he took my hat hostage as an agreement that he would come with us to meet you lot," Phil explained.

"Well maybe Fundy here is in the same boat as Tommy. Say where did you all come from?" Ranboo asked.

There was deafening silence.

"Really? Did none of you thought to ask them where they come from. Which server?" Ranboo asked, unamused.

"Well...we didn't really have time to ask...," Wilbur said.

He went back to the corner and sulked.

"Well once you all politely asked, Fundy and I came from the DreamSMP," Tommy said.

"The DreamSMP? What kind of name is that?" Jack asked.

"Well our server name is the OriginSMP so maybe we're not in the position on server names," Ranboo pointed out.

"Touché but at least ours explains our world," Jack said.

"Fair," Ranboo shrugged.

"Ahem, let me finish!" Tommy snapped.

He proceeded to tell them the beginning of the server. Back where it all started.

"So this Dream fellow found the land and began to form an SMP with his friends until he decided to invite some people who were roaming around the area correct?" Wilbur asked.

"Yep. I just so happen to be around when I was invited. But then sh*t went down and my memory is a little fuzzy," Tommy explained.

"Where exactly did you come from?" Phil asked.

"I don't fully remember but I was created artificially I guess. Some dudes wanted to make the perfect human but ended up with me. So there's that," Tommy explained.

"Hey I was also created artificially!" Wilbur said.

"Hey this is their backstory time, not yours," Ranboo said.

"Well excuse me Mr/Mx. Spoiled Prince/Majesty of the End," Wilbur snapped.

Ranboo rolled their eyes at this.

"Oh don't get me started on royals. Especially since I (and a couple of people) were betrayed by one," Tommy said.

"Betrayed?" Jack asked.

"Yeah let's just say that she was a bit of a prick. 'It was never meant to be' is the sh*t they sprouted out. And now he kind of rules over the SMP I guess. Don't remember," Tommy sighed.

"Can we please move on from Eret?" Fundy asked.

"Hey Fundy, tell them where you came from?" Tommy asked.

"No."

"Awww why not?" Tommy asked.

"I hate that story. Especially since I no longer consider him my father anymore," Fundy said.

"Yeah but your story is kind of funny," Tommy said.

"I still can't over the fact!" Fundy groaned.

"What's the story?" Wilbur asked.

"Ok so basically in our server, we have a Wilbur who is like you but crank the insanity level to 100 or something. Oh and he was Fundy's father," Tommy explained.

"Huh?" Wilbur looked shocked.

"Yeah he did the f*ckity wuckity with a fish and somehow, someway, the result ended up here," Tommy nodded at Fundy who glared at him.

"Oh my CrowFather! I f*cked a fish?!" Wilbur cried.

"What was your mum's name again?" Tommy asked.

"Sally I believe," Fundy replied.

Wilbur stiffened up at this.

"She wasn't a salmon by chance was she?" He asked.

"Yeah she was. Why?" Fundy asked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Wilbur suddenly screamed.

"Wilbur! Did you f*ck Niki's sister in another server?" Jack asked.

"What?" Niki arrived in her fish tank.

Tommy jumped and push himself away from the fish tank.

"What the f*ck!" He shouted, pointing at Niki who was just confused.

"Nonono, that's not true Niki. Umm how do I explain this?" Wilbur tried to explain.

"Just say that you did and didn't at the same time," Ranboo suggested.

"Oh like that's going to help innit!" Wilbur shouted.

There was a giggle from a flower pot.

"Sneeg? When did you get here?" Phil asked.

"Well I never left so," the Inchling came from the pot and sat down on the counter.

"Ok this is getting too f*cking weird. What's next, is Jsclatt gonna appear too?" Tommy asked.

"Well he isn't coming until tomorrow for this month's prayer of smells. I think, hey when is Father Fragrance coming again?" Jack asked.

Thud!

"Holy sh*t!" Phil cried.

Tommy has fainted.

"Oh my goodness is he ok?" Niki asked, her tail swishing with worry.

Phil felt Tommy's pulse before placing a hand over his forehead.

"I think it's just from the shock. Too much overwhelming information," Phil said, glaring at Jack.

"Now what? I did originally came here to say that Tubbo went missing but I got distracted," Ranboo said.

...

"WHAT!" Phil shouted.

"Yeah," Ranboo said.

"How does that slip from your mind!" Jack cried.

All they did was shrugged.

"Hello?" A familiar voice asked from the door.

It opened to reveal a brunette in green snow clothes and had small ram horns.

"Tubbo?" Fundy asked.

"That's Tubbo?" Jack asked.

"What the f*ck?" Tubbo asked.

"How did he turn into a bee from a ram? I have questions!?" Sneeg asked.

"A bee? I wish but I was born a ram," Tubbo said.

"Quick your favorite food?" Ranboo asked quickly.

"Um! Um! Honey!" Tubbo blurted out.

...

"Ok all hope is not lost," Ranboo concluded.

"HOW THE F-!" Jack shouted but got cut off by Phil.

"Need I have to remind you little sh*ts that Tommy has fainted!" He snapped.

"What? What happened to him?" Tubbo asked.

"Ok this is going to take a while but basically we're not the DreamSMP, we're in the OriginSMP. Somehow, your Tommy is here instead of our Tommy. Your Fundy is here as well instead of ours and I somehow f*ck a fish and I want to die, respawn and die a couple more times," Wilbur explained.

"Well you f*cking a fish isn't that bad as Phil f*cking a fridge," Fundy said.

They all turned to Phil who froze.

He sank to his knees.

"Kristin I swear that wasn't me! I didn't do it. Please don't kill me!" He shouted at the ceiling.

"And he's talking to Death again," Sneeg said, swinging his legs.

"That's his wife," Niki pointed out.

"When did Phil married Death?" Tubbo asked.

"Long story. We all love Mumza here. Thanks Mum," Wilbur said.

A/N: Phantoms are the only artificial Origins, made from dead humans and recreated by magic. Some phantoms are just created by magic, making them lifeless husks. However the ones made by dead humans, still keep their human soul and their personality.

I swear this chapter is filled with crack. We all love humor here. Also Sassboo.

Cya in the next one -Flare