Mother Dearest, plz get me the eff out of here
TW/CW: swearing, mention of a failing relationship, intimidation, threats to break someone's arm.
Let me know if I missed any
(O!Tommy's PoV)
"Oi you! Smell my glass!"
Is that? I looked around to see an Arachnid Origin in a priest outfit running quickly towards us with a glass block in his hands.
In front of him was a man in a cat maid outfit. The guy that Fundy was afraid of...for some reason.
Sapnap nearly froze with horror.
"Is that?" He asked.
"Schlatt?" Phil asked.
Other Phil, I mean.
"I thought he was dead!" Foolish cried.
"Oh Master Foolish! Have you seen Master Fundy, he ran away from me," the cat maid asked.
Foolish just shrugged and the cat maid walked away, calling out Fundy's name.
"Tommy?" A very familiar voice asked.
I gasped, "TUBBO!?"
"Holy CrowFather!" Tubbo cried and we ran up to each other and hugged.
"I'm so glad I see another familiar face here," I said.
"I'm so glad too. Dad, come look! We're not the only ones from our server here," Tubbo turned around to face Schlatt.
"Oh thank f*cking god," Schlatt sighed in relief.
"Wait Tubbo! Is that a child you're holding?" I asked, pointing to the zombie piglin baby that was in Tubbo's arms.
He was looking at my wings.
"Yeah, this is Micheal. He is this server's Tubbo's child," Tubbo explained.
"HOLY SH*T YOU WERE PREGNANT THIS ENTIRE TIME!!" I screamed.
"No I never was. Tommy don't bring that up again," Tubbo facepalmed.
Fundy popped his head out from the ground.
"Is it safe to come out yet?" He asked and we nodded.
"Phew...now what?" He asked.
"I have no f*cking clue. Oi you," Schlatt pointed to Foolish, "what server is this called?"
"Umm the DreamSMP," Foolish replied.
"Who the f*ck names a server the DreamSMP?" Schlatt asked.
"A blob by the name of Dream," Phil replied.
"And that's the sign that you're not the same Phil from our server," Schlatt said.
"My f*cking god," Phil muttered.
"No seriously! What do we do now? Where should we start to go back home?" Fundy asked, waving his paws around to get our attention.
"Gee Fun, I have no f*cking clue. Now where should we start?" I asked.
Fundy folded his arms and glared at me.
"Actually this Fundy does bring up a good point. Where should you start to go back home?" Sapnap noted.
Us Origins looked at each other with the same question.
Where should we start?
"Ahem!" A new and unfamiliar voice said.
There was a boy with ash blond hair and wearing a purple hoodie.
But that's not important.
There was someone behind him.
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"CHARLIE!" Tubbo and I cried.
"Holy sh*t Charlie! You're here too?!" Schlatt asked.
"Yes! I'm not alone!" Charlie cheered.
"Well I have done my job. Goodbye," the purple hoodie boy said but got stopped by Sapnap.
"Nope! You're staying until we find a way to return these guys to their server," Sapnap explained.
The boy grumbled something to himself.
"Ok so we know that Fundy, Tommy, Schlatt, Charlie and I are all in this server. And due to your reactions, there's probably different versions of us that are from this server but they are in our server most likely," Tubbo said.
"Oh! And Scott's here too! I didn't see him though," Charlie piped up.
"Really?" I asked and he nodded rapidly.
"Yes, this guy named Quackity is bringing him," Charlie said and at this, Sapnap turned to face him.
"Wait Quackity is coming over. To here?" He asked.
"Umm yes. Where else would he bring our friend?" Charlie asked.
"I'm out of here," Sapnap turned to leave.
"What the hell? I couldn't leave but you can! That's unfair of you," the purple hoodie boy snapped.
"Look, I'm not on very good terms with him right now. It's best if we don't see each other for now," Sapnap explained.
Oh great. Drama that probably will result in something angsty for years to come, I thought, sarcastically.
Although I did wonder what happens in this server.
It's different yes, I can see that but I don't know how different. Other than the buildings and a lot more people of course.
"I think we should let Sapnap leave before Quackity comes," Foolish said.
"...fine," the purple hoodie boy grumbled.
"Good, I'll tell George I'm coming over," Sapnap muttered and began to fiddle around with his coms.
"Ok while that is happening, we need a game plan," Schlatt said.
"Right...where do we start?" Tubbo asked.
"I think we should ask around or we look at supernatural things. Whichever is a better start," I suggested.
"That's actually not a bad idea. Is there a place where we can study the supernatural?" Schlatt turned around to face Phil and Foolish.
Phil shrugged.
"We have a library that is a couple of blocks away from Targay. Maybe there's something there," he said.
"Alright! It's library ti-," Charlie said before getting cut off by Sapnap gasping loudly.
"What the f*ck was that?" I asked, angrily.
"George is not answering my messages and it says it's not going through," Sapnap explained.
"What? Have you tried sending messages to other people?" Foolish asked.
"Yes, I send a message to Karl and it went through just fine. But for some reason for George, it says it's not going through," Sapnap said.
"Weird...and I'm supposed to care because?" Tubbo asked.
"Tubbo, don't be rude. But that is weird," Charlie said.
"Where is George?" Sapnap cried.
...
(O!Techno's PoV)
The man who introduced himself as Dream immediately gasped quietly to himself.
But I chose to ignore this because I was pissed about what he told me.
I was not able to ally myself with someone who manipulated people that I care about even though they're not the same people that I know.
"So ahem, have you thought about my offer?" Dream asked.
"Hmm yes and I say...no," I muttered.
He has asked this question multiple times and I always answered him no.
I'm not joining some manipulative whiny man over something.
Not on my life!
"Techno," someone whispered in my ear.
"Heh?" I looked around but nobody was there. Well minus Dream but he was too busy sulking in the corner.
"Techno, listen to me. You have to get out of there and join everyone else. I'll guide you out of the prison but you have to listen to my exact directions," the voice whispered.
How can I trust...wait Mom? You're here too?! Wait you said you can get me out of here? I thought.
"Not directly but I can guide you out. We just need a distraction for the warden to come in and open the door but only for a few seconds so Dream doesn't escape," Mom explained.
Ok then. But how can we get the warden's attention? I wondered.
I could hear Mom sighing to herself.
"Get him to yell the warden's name out. He usually arrives when Dream yells out his name," Mom explained.
How do I do that? Annoy him? Threaten him? Actually hold onto to that thought, I thought.
I walked over to Dream who was still in the corner, sulking.
Immediately the voices began to yell out suggestions.
Call him homeless!
Yeah
Agreed
But he has a home, it's the prison
Oh sh*t you're right
Make fun of his prison outfit
Call him a loser blob
Break his arm!
Yes! Injuries!
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YES YES YES YES YES!
Choke him again
Wait hol' up
NO!
Actually scratch that, don't choke him
Phew
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T-pose to assert dominance!
Yes threaten him!
Do it p*ssy!
Do it or you'll be called TechnoLame
TECHNOLAME
TECHNOLAME!
TECHNOLAME
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I shook my head to drive the voices away for now.
Some of their suggestions were kind of extreme but this time, they didn't ask to draw blood.
That was new. Maybe they aren't bloodthirsty right now.
I put my arms behind my head and made a "Tch" noise.
Dream looked up at me. I couldn't see his expression because of his smiley face mask.
The mask was starting to creep me out.
"Your mask is starting to creep me out," I started.
Hey, it was a good start.
"Says the one is wearing a literal pig face as a mask. You don't get to talk!" Dream snapped.
"Yeah but at least my mask gives out some emotion. Yours is just lifeless but I guess that makes sense," I said.
"What do you mean?" He asked, but I didn't elaborate.
I wanted him to kept in the dark because a, I think it's funny to watch him squirm like that and b, I had no other responses.
"Your outfit is god-awful. Who thinks this shade of orange would fit as a prison suit," I noted.
"Ok what is your game?" Dream asked, angrily.
"Also is it true that you were homeless before you got send to the prison? How laaame," I said, drawing out the a's in lame.
"What the f*ck, boar!" Dream got up and grabbed the front of my shirt in anger.
Oh he's about to throw some hands, I thought as I looked at him.
(Small time skip because I'm running out of ideas and I want to finish this chapter)
"SAAAAAAAAM!" Dream screamed as I chased him around screaming "BLOOOOOOD!"
Yeah I threaten to break his arm and I kind of dislocated it.
Well looks like Mom's plan worked because a very tall guy with a creeper mask came in and opened the door before shutting it behind him.
"What the hell?" He asked.
"SAM! SAM! Help me please! This is NOT the same Techno I got shut in with. This is a different one and he tried to break my aRRRRRRRM!" Dream explained before breaking off screaming as I jumped forward to grab him.
He got out of the way by tripping.
The guy named Sam just tilted his head in confusion.
"What do you mean?" Sam asked.
"He's trying to make my life miserable!" Dream yelped and pressed himself against the wall.
"What? Me! I would never," I dramatically gasped.
Guess both Wilbur and Tommy are rubbing off me, I thought.
"Look Dream, if this is one of your games, I will not hesitate to actually break your arm. So stay still and serve your time. Techno, for the love of god, don't make his life more miserable than it needs to be," Sam explained.
I muttered something under my breath.
Sam turned around and opened the door.
"Techno, go now!" Mom whispered yelled and I bolted.
I pushed Sam out of the way and went through the door and ran for it.
"BYE NEEEEEEERDS!" I yelled and waved goodbye.
"What the-! Dream don't you f*cking dare escape too!" I heard the door slam and heard footsteps coming towards my direction.
I heard another scream but it was a scream of frustration. From Dream.
"Techno, there's a fork up ahead. Take a right," Mom whispered.
I followed her instructions while staying ahead of the warden who was chasing me.
At long last, I was out.
I jumped into the lagoon and swam for it.
I heard the sound of a trident and nearly swore in anger.
Of course, he has one of those. Why wouldn't he! I thought.
I couldn't hear Mom's voice anymore which was a bit discouraging to be honest but it was ok!
At least I didn't need to traverse through a maze like area.
I got out of the lagoon and Sam was already in front of me, sword in hand and with netherite armor on.
"Technoblade, you have the right to stay where you are. If you come quietly, then I wouldn't have to resort with force," he said.
...
I stayed silent as we had a staring contest.
...
"No," I said and jumped into the lagoon again and swam away.
"Ok you ask for it!" Sam jumped into the lagoon with me and began to swim chase me.
(One INTENSE swim chase later)
I spotted a group of people just standing around like it was meeting or something.
I also saw a familiar blond haired child so I decided to do what was natural to me.
I jumped on him.
"OI WHAT THE F*CK?!" Tommy shouted.
"Ha!" I chuckled.
Both Tommy and Tubbo gasped.
"THE BLADE?!"
"The one and only," I lifted my mask slightly so they can see me grin.
"Oh my goodness, it's almost the whole family back together," Fundy wiped his eyes.
"Ok but who the f*ck is he?" Schlatt asked, pointing to Sam.
"He chased me from prison," I said and nearly everyone looked at me.
"Huuuuh?" ClingyDuo both looked confused.
"Long story...I think," I said, waving it off.
"Sam...what the f*ck?" The shark hoodie totem, whom I think Dream called him Foolish, asked.
"I am honestly confused. What is going on and why is there different versions of Tommy, Fundy and Tubbo and why is Jschlatt alive?" Sam asked.
"Why does everyone look at me like that? I'm not dead here...am I?" Schlatt asked.
"Well you kind of are...who am I kidding? Of course you are! We have a whole a*s grave somewhere!" the bandanna guy, who Dream called Sapnap, snapped.
"Well no wonder I woke up in a piss smelling grave and somehow ended up in a snowy biome," Schlatt said.
"Ok but can someone explain things to me? Please!" Sam asked.
Tubbo was about to explain when we heard a sweet but mysterious feminine voice.
"Listen up," she said.
A beautiful woman with long black hair and wearing a witch's hat appeared in front of us. A golden halo floating on top of her head.
"Mum?" Tommy, Fundy and I asked.
"Wait a minute...what?" Sapnap looked confused.
The guy who had a strikingly resemblance to Phil, looked at Mom and his eyes widen.
"Oh hi Kristin. Wait you're here too? When did that happen?" Schlatt asked.
"Hi Auntie!" Tubbo waved and the zombie piglin baby looked at him, confused.
"What's going on? I'm left in the dark here," Foolish said.
"Let me explain why I'm here and how your worlds can go back to normal," Mom explained.
"Well finally someone who can tell us how to go back home!" Fundy cheered.
Mom opened her mouth to explain but she got interrupted by an unfamiliar voice.
"Hey I found your fr-what the f*ck?" A short guy wearing a beanie said.
Following him was two people.
One was both familiar and unfamiliar to me. He wore a brown trench coat and had brown once fluffy hair with a large white streak in it.
The other was Smajor himself. Or Scott.
We all stayed in silence for a few moments.
Then Tubbo spoke up.
"Who are you," he pointed to the beanie guy "and why the hell do you look similar to Wilbur?"
HEEEEEEEEEH?! I thought in shocked.
A/N:
Arachnids can spit out both webs and poison out of their mouths but the most common way of spitting out webs is through their wrists like Spider-Man (no spoilers for the new movie ISTG!). The poison is vary depending on the user, sometimes it can be deadly while sometimes it just stings.
(These notes were inspired by another OriginSMP book called Together we can, Alone we will. I forgot where I got the inspiration for the notes until the author commented on my book. Hi by the way)
Happy (late) New Years! 2022 Wisps!! Whoooo!
Sorry for the delay of this chapter, I have been doing things. And also sorry for making Techno's character a little OOC.
Cya in the next one -Flare
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