(Me: *does a major character death last chapter*
Also me: so anyway I started to write some fluff)

(O!Tubbo's PoV)

I honestly had no idea how I got stuck with babysitting a zombie piglin child.

I guess it started with me guiding an Oreo version of my platonic partner Ranboo. They were sleepwalking and were walking towards water for some reason.

Something about them needing to I have no f*cking clue because he was starting to sprout some deep sh*t about betrayal and child manipulation.

They were going to walk into the water when I stopped him and lead him back to where he came from.

Which was a large house surrounded by snow.

I opened up the trap door that leads to a bedroom and helped other Ranboo up.

I led them to a bed and let him rest there. Then I sat down in the corner, this time actually thinking about my current situation.

I'm not in Origins anymore. I know that due to the buildings surrounding this place and the family portraits around this specific room.

That was a different Ranboo and a different me.

I am apparently a ram in this server so that's something.

I heard some baby pig noises from a playpen that was in another corner.

I jumped up and went over to the playpen.

It was soft and baby protected with a bunch of toys in it. The name, Micheal, was on the sign next to it.

I looked in the playpen to see a baby zombie piglin wearing overalls and a yellow shirt, playing with a teddy bear that was wearing some familiar looking clothes. How often do you see a teddy bear wearing a white and red baseball shirt?

I looked at the sign and then at the piglin.

"Micheal?" I asked.

He looked up at me and ran over. He made grabby hands at me.

I picked Micheal up and he snuggled up against my chest, making happy pig noises.

Not many things can make my heart melt but the sight of the baby zombie piglin snuggling up against my chest really took the cake.

"Hey there little guy," I awwed and patted his head.

"Pa...pa...," Micheal tried to say.

So he's learning English. Well he has a good start, wait what did he just call me? I thought.

"Hey buddy, can you repeat that to me please?" I asked.

"Pa...pa...," Micheal repeated.

I mean I should have seen this coming. The family portraits say enough but I don't look that remotely similar to the Tubbo of this server do I? I thought.

I looked at the family portrait of me and then I looked down at myself.

Nah couldn't be. He's just confused, babies are always confused, I thought.

Micheal squirmed a little.

"Do you want to get down?" I asked and he nodded.

I placed him down and he began to run around the room.

I admit it's funny because of his little pig feet running around the room and it was cute as well.

Until he went down the ladder where the stupidly open trap door was at.

"Wait Micheal no! I don't think your parents allow you to see the outside world yet! Waaaaaaaiiiiiiit!" I cried and immediately went down the ladder.

The front door was also open and he ran out.

"F*******************ck!" I cried and ran out after him.

I chased and chased after him.

Eventually he slowed down and I was able to fly in front of him and grabbed him.

I picked him up and into my arms.

"My god, please don't scare me like that. I don't think I'm ready to be a parent yet, hell not ready to be a babysitter it seems," I said.

Micheal oinked at this.

"Awww but who can stay mad at you this long," I said.

Micheal shivered against my arms and snuggled closer to my chest.

That's when I realized that we ran out too far from the house.

"Oh no," I said.

Micheal began to cry and very loudly.

"Ah ah! Oh no! Umm...," I tried thinking of ways to help calm him down but my thoughts were all jumbled up.

What do I do?! I wish I was Phil! I wish I was Wilbur! I wish I was Niki. Oh how I wish I was my dad! What do I do?! I thought in a panic as Micheal continued crying.

I began to rock him back and forth, hoping it would do something.

"Rock a bye baby, on the tree top. And I forgot the rest of the lullaby. Umm something something baby will fall but I will catch. I knew I should have been paying attention when Niki was reading off of her nursery rhymes book," I said.

This sadly didn't do it and Micheal continued crying.

F*ck! I thought.

I held him tight so he can get the warmth from my body so he wouldn't freeze. That seemed to work.

Now where do I go? I wondered.

I trudged away in the deep snow as I looked for some shelter. Anything to keep us away from the upcoming blizzard on this side.

Maybe I can find a different snow mountain where there isn't an upcoming blizzard. Or maybe a biome where there isn't any snow, I thought.

I spotted some smoke from somewhere.

Smoke? SMOKE! That means there's a fire nearby! I thought.

I continued to trudge over to see where the smoke was coming from.

It was from a different house. This one had animals surrounded it and they were either playing with each other, sleeping or (in the case of this polar bear) was just staring off into the distance.

I entered in one of them to warm up.

Micheal continued to cry but more quietly.

I began to rub circles on his back.

"Shh shh shh, it's ok. Everything is ok," I said.

I was still panicking though.

What do I do? I wondered.

Knock knock

"Hello? Anyone home? Anyone got time to learn about heavenly smells?" Someone asked from behind the door.

I jumped up immediately, Micheal still in my arms.

I ran up to the door and opened it with a free hand.

"Tubbo? What are you doing here?" Jsclatt or Father Fragrance or Fragrance Man or more importantly Dad asked.

"Helpme!IdontknowwhereiamIfeelasleepandtheniwokeuptoseeanoreoversionofRanboothenIguidedhimtotheirhousethenIspottedachildandthenthechildranoffintothecoldthenIchasedsaidchildthenwegotlostandhestartedtocryandIjustgotherethishouseandIdontknowwhatthef*ckIshoulddonow!" I cried.

"Whoa calm down Bud. Repeat that more slowly," Dad said.

I took a deep breath and said, "Help me! I don't know where I am. I feel asleep and then woke up to see an Oreo version of Ranboo, then I guided him to their house. Then I spotted a child and then the child ran off into the cold then I chased said child then we got lost and he started to cry and I just got here to this house and I don't know what the f*ck I should do!"

I held up Micheal (who was now sniffing) for my dad to see.

"That's a lot to take in," he said before taking Micheal into his own arms.

He began to rock him back and forth, humming a peaceful tune.

Micheal looked up at Dad curiously before snuggling up to his chest before his breathing slowed down to show that he was sleeping.

Dad handed him back to me.

"Ok so you were sleeping beforehand and when you woke up, you were here in a different server?" He asked.

"Yeah...wait how do you know this is a different server?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Because that's what f*cking happen to me as well Tubs," Dad explained.

"Oh boy," I said.

"Now what do we do?" I asked, looking up at him.

Dad placed a finger under his chin, thinking while one of his spider arms scratched his head.

"I have no f*cking clue. I woke up in a grave before wandering around for a long time. I didn't see anyone until now. It smelled like piss though," he explained.

"What was the last thing you remember before falling asleep. I remember chasing Fundy around before calling it quits and sleeping," I said.

"I was resting in the village nearby for tomorrow's daily prayer of smells. That's all I remember before falling asleep," Dad explained.

"Well we can't stay in this house forever. We have to ask around and see if anyone else is here. I know our Ranboo isn't here because I saw Oreo!Ranboo earlier," I stated.

"Right. Let's stay here until it's a better condition to walk," Dad said and sat on the crafting table.

There was just silence. Only Micheal's sleeping oinking noises filled up the room.

(Time skip because I want to finish this chapter)

"Looks like the weather cleared up," I noted as I looked out the window.

"That's go-Ouch!" Dad cried out.

I turned around to see Micheal on Dad's back, giggling.

"This little f*cker just jumped on my back!" Dad shouted.

"Pffft looks like he got attached to you," I laughed.

"Haha, laugh it up, you piece of sh*t," Dad rolled his eyes at me.

"Come on Micheal. Your basically grandpa is pissed," I laughed as I picked him off from Dad's back.

"The f*ck did you just say?" Dad asked.

I flipped him off.

"You're so lucky I love you Tubs," Dad ruffled my hair.

"And you're lucky that I love you Dad," I said as I opened the door with a free hand.

We walked out of the house and went looking around the area.

The first thing would be to return Micheal to his house but considering that Micheal seems to never leaves his house means that his parents are most likely overprotective. And I don't want to piss off Oreo!Ranboo because the Ranboo I know is really scary when he's mad.

Threaten a villager that he will eat their children for pissing them off. Medium rare, fork and knife.

So yeah, I'll just carry around Micheal for the time being and hopefully have a mediator to step in and explain the situation calmly (and that they don't think of us as crazy and insane).

"Umm has that always been there?" Dad pointed to a large, tall and red building.

"No? Let's go and see," I said and my wings flapped to get a closer look.

"Wait Tubbo I can't fly!" Dad ran after us.

I landed softly and looked up at the building.

It had cobwebs around it so it seems that it hasn't been used in a while.

Dad caught up to us.

"Please...huff...just warn...puff...me when you take....off," he wheezed.

"Sorry," I muttered and began to look around.

We walked around for a little longer.

We made it to an unfinished bridge with some vines coming out of it.

"You seeing this sh*t Tubbo," Dad asked, leaning over to look at something below.

"I see it alright," I looked at the flag.

Then we heard a voice nearby.

"Yoohoo~ Master? Master?" A man in a cat maid asked as he walked on the bridge.

He didn't seem to notice us.

I watched him as he walked to a group of people that I never notice until now.

"Hey Dad, I think we should ask them and he's gone," I said.

My dad went running towards the group of people, screaming, "Oi you! Smell my glass!"

Guess some things never change, I thought.

Micheal looked up at me confused.

"Don't worry about it," I assured him.

He oinked at this.

I jogged after my dad.

A/N: Bees are one of the few Origins that came from a different Origin. The others being the Avian Origin and the Human Origin.

Avians can become Elytrians but it's a difficult procedure and Humans can become Phantoms but they have to die hardcore and be revived via magic. Bees have the only easy way to becoming a bee.

Sorry if I made Tubbo and Schlatt out of character. I'm not a professional at this 😓

Anyway cya in the next one -Flare