Among Us is dead so why are there many jokes here!?
(This chapter will focus on O!Tommy in the DreamSMP server. Chapters will be like this. One chapter focuses on Origins while another focuses on the DreamSMP.)
(O!Tommy's PoV)
I felt my chest tightened and I threw the covers off. I ran out, ignoring the spider sounds from the glass cage.
I jumped on top of the house and quickly looked around to see if there was a place that had a higher altitude than the house.
From the corner of my eye, I spotted a huge hotel like house.
I ran as quickly as I could towards it and climbed it.
As I climbed higher and higher, the tightness of my chest was beginning to loosen and I could breathe better.
I sat upon on of the slabs and took a bunch of deep breaths.
After calming myself down, I finally took a look around my surroundings.
This didn't look anything remotely close to the OriginSMP. There were more buildings, more mismatch places and worse of all, no Pube.
I felt scared but I decided to push it down.
Big man Tommyinnit does not get scared that easily.
"Where the hell is that house stealer!" A voice shouted, making me flinch and almost fall of the slab that I was sitting on.
I peeked over to see who was talking.
There were two men.
One had black hair and a white bandanna while the other looked like a Totem of Undying wearing a shark hoodie.
The bandanna man was the one who shouted.
"Calm down Sapnap, he technically meant no harm. He asked for a house there and I said yeah and that it was ok with me," the shark hoodie totem explained.
"Well it wasn't ok with me. Whenever he's around, things are bound to go wrong. Whether it's a minor inconvenience or something much grander such as a whole f*cking country being blown up!" The man known as Sapnap said.
"Well what's life without a bit of an excitement going on although I'd rather not see a country blow up. Not with these buildings around," the totem looked around, even glancing at the hotel.
I hid myself in the shadows so they wouldn't see me.
Sapnap sighed angrily.
"Sorry for losing my temper with you earlier Foolish," he apologized.
"It's no problem," the totem known as Foolish said.
"It's just that no matter where he goes, any place that Tommy is in is usually never safe. Something bad always happens," Sapnap explained.
What did I do? I don't remember, I thought.
"Not all the time. You do remember the Red Banquet right?" Foolish pointed out.
"I'd rather not think about it. You too, especially since...," Sapnap trailed off, leaving a stinging silence between the two.
...
"W-well we should probably check his house to see if he's there. We're not going to attack him though," Foolish suggested.
"Fine," Sapnap sighed.
They left.
I glided down from the slab.
What the hell did I just witness? I thought.
Apparently those two were talking about someone named Tommy. The problem is...I'm Tommy!
Sh*t! What should I do? I looked around to see if I could find any familiar and friendly faces. Or at least a place to hide.
No one was around.
Damn what should I do? I wondered.
Then at the corner of my eye, I saw sand and water.
Is that a waterfall? A water slide? Maybe there's someone nearby it that can help me! I thought.
I walked on over to it and stared down.
I could either slid down, swim down or I glide down.
Well I don't want to get my wings wet so guess I'll glide, I thought.
I put on my goggles on and spread my wings out. It looked like I was T-posing.
I jumped and the wind caught through my wings, causing me to glide down gracefully. A spray of water went through my fingers, making a small sprinkle.
I landed on the sand and looked around. Now to search for people.
"There he is!" A voice from above shouted.
I turned around and saw the same people from before, Sapnap and Foolish.
Oh sh*t! I thought and ran away as fast as I could.
I, Tommyinnit, could run faster only slightly above average than any normal person could.
So I could obviously outrun these two. But how the hell are they catching up to me!?
I looked for a place that I can lose them in.
There!
A large, unfinished bridge with vines coming out and a few chests and a furnace nearby. Underneath was a flag and a body of water.
I knew what I had to do.
I ran straight to the bridge and jumped on the ledges. I waited for those two with a smirk as they try to catch up.
"Get...back here you...," Sapnap said between pants. He looked tired.
Foolish was also trying to catch his breath.
"Goodbye gentlef*cks!" I saluted and jumped down into the water.
"When did Tommy learn how to fly?!" Sapnap cried. He sounded like he was leaning over the ledge.
I landed in the water with a plop! Safe and sound.
For now.
"F*CK!" Sapnap shouted.
I bobbled in the water a bit before making a swim for a small waterfall.
"Oi! Get back here!" Sapnap jumped off and landed in the water as well, swimming after me.
Ah f*ck! I thought and swam down instead, hoping he'd lose me.
I hid behind a small opening of cobblestone.
"Damn I lost him. Hey Foolish, can you revert to your larger form so you can spot him better?" Sapnap asked.
"It makes me tall, not see better," Foolish could be heard sighing.
"Just try it," Sapnap sounded pissed.
"Fine!" Suddenly a large shadow loomed over the opening that I was hiding in.
I peeked out and holy CrowFather, he was huge!
Emerald eyes met my blue ones. I quietly panicked.
"Found him. He's in that opening right there!" Foolish said.
"Thanks!" Sapnap began to swim where I was.
"F*cking snitch!" I yelled and swam towards the waterfall, swimming up.
Is this how salmon feel like? I wondered while swimming.
I got to land and shook the water off my wings.
I ran but tripped over something. That something was an elbow.
I looked up to see Foolish the shark hoodie totem smiling at me as he shrunk back to a much smaller form.
I tried running away but got held back by him.
"LET ME GO YOU SON OF B*TCH!" I shouted.
"Sapnap! I got him!" Foolish shouted as I struggled to break free.
"Good," Sapnap said as he swam out of the waterfall.
"We have a couple of questions to ask ImposterInnit," he said.
I gulped.
"Whatever you want to ask, I'm not telling," I said, turning my head to the right, my nose in the air.
"You son of a-!" Sapnap shouted but Foolish shushed him.
"Don't lose your temper now. Save it for when he's being extremely difficult," Foolish explained.
"Bold of you to assume that I'm being extremely difficult to begin with," I said.
Foolish stayed quiet before throwing his head back in laughter.
"You're hilarious," he laughed.
"Oi shut the hell up!" I snapped but he continued laughing.
"Alright grab him by his left, I'll grab his right," Sapnap said and grabbed my arm.
"Hey let me go!" I yelled as both of them held onto my arms. I squirmed around, trying to break free.
Their grip was harden however as I struggle to break free. If I wasn't careful, my bones would snap. They're lightweight!
"So where should we go?" Foolish asked.
"His house. Hey want to be good cop?" Sapnap asked.
"This isn't going to end well," Foolish sighed. I couldn't help but agree.
"Let me go!" I shouted and struggled once more. This was a mistake.
My goggles flew off my face and fell onto the water.
"SH*T! Nonononononono! Nooooooo Phil's going to kill me!" I yelled.
I stomped on their feet hard and managed to break free. I jumped into the water to go search for my goggles.
"SH*T!" Sapnap shouted.
"Not again," Foolish sighed.
It couldn't have gotten that far! I thought. I couldn't lose those. If I did, not only will Phil kill me, but I would have broken the promise that we did. And I would have nothing to protect my eyes when flying!
"F*ck!" I said.
I bobbled in the water, quickly turning my head to many directions to see if I could spot my goggles.
I heard splashes behind me and turned around, my heart sinking.
Those two are coming back.
My brain was in full panic mode as I desperately tried looking for my goggles while making an escape plan in my head. What can I say? I'm a multi-tasker.
At long last...
"Yes!" I cheered as I spotted my goggles just floating near by in the water.
I swam towards it. Why does swimming have to be so hard, I envy Niki now.
I was nearby when suddenly, a fishing line hooked onto my googles and zipped it away.
Oh you got to be f*cking kidding me! I thought, angrily. And it was near land as well.
I could have grabbed it, got to shore and jump onto the vines to escape.
And that's exactly what I did.
There were ladders on the flag pole and I climbed them up to the flag. Then I jumped on the vines and slowly climbed up where the fishing pole went.
"What the-," a very familiar voice said.
I stopped, mid climb, and looked up.
The voice belong to a very old and very familiar man.
I got excited and climbed as quickly as I can.
"Dadza!" I cheered and hugged Phil who looked generally surprised.
"Whoa what? Tommy?" He asked.
"I'm so glad you're here. I woke up to see that I wasn't in my treehouse and it was on a very low altitude so I almost died but it's ok because I saw this hotel and climbed it to catch my breath. Then these weird people tried to kidnap me and-," I kept rambling and rambling.
It seemed like Phil had no idea what was I talking about?
When did he get so old by the way?
"Stop...huff...right...puff...there," another familiar voice wheezed.
It was Sapnap with Foolish behind him.
"Holy sh*t it's the kidnappers!" I cried and hid behind Phil.
"Phil, good to see you," Foolish waved.
"Foolish? Sapnap? What's going on and why does Tommy suddenly have wings?" Phil asked.
This sort of broke me.
Does he not remember who I am? No surely he does, he knows my name! I thought.
"We're not sure. We were just walking to his house for a small talk when we saw him by the water slide and he ran like the wind away from us. We basically chased him," Foolish explained.
"As for, why he has wings...I don't know," he sighed
Foolish then gasped, "He's an imposter!"
"Among Us has died and should be dead. Why are we bringing this up?" Sapnap snapped.
All Foolish did was shrug.
"Wait why does Tommy have wings anyway?" Sapnap asked.
"Uh because I'm an Avian duh! Stupid motherf*ckers," I explained.
"What the hell is an Avian?" Sapnap asked.
"You don't know anything about Origins?" I asked.
"No," all three of them said.
I dramatically sighed, "Guess it's up to Big Man Tommyinnit to explain to the elderly what Origins are."
"Although Phil you should know," I looked up at him.
Why is he tall? SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY IS HE TALL?!
"Should I?" Phil asked nervously, sweat rolling down his forehead.
"Yeah considering you're a-," I glanced at where his wings should be.
Wings...should be...?
I screamed.
"What the f*ck!" Sapnap shouted.
"Your wings! What happened to your beautiful wings CrowFather!" I cried.
"CrowFather?" Phil asked.
Nononono this can't be right! Phil's wings...what I look up to be. Gone! Burnt to a crisp! Damaged! AND HE WAS ALWAYS SO CAREFUL WITH THEM! FUUUUUUUUUU*K! I thought in a panic.
"Hey are you ok mate?" Phil asked.
"B*tch do I look ok?" I snapped.
I ran off screaming, "WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"
I tripped on something and fell flat on my face.
"Tommy?" Another familiar voice asked.
I rolled onto my back and sat up.
"Fundy?" I cried.
"The one and only," Fundy grinned from the hole in the ground where he was.
"Wait how do I know you're also not an imposter?" I asked suspiciously.
"This isn't Among Us! Let it die already!" Fundy tugged on his ears.
"Oh wait I got it. FurryBoi," I teased.
"AND I'M NOT A GODDAMN FURRY! I'M JUST A FOX!" He yelled.
"Yeah it's you brother," I said.
He looked around.
"Where are we?" He asked, "and where are your goggles. Phil specifically said not to lose them."
"My gog- HOLY SH*T I LEFT THEM WITH IMPOSTERZA!" I cried.
"Who?" Fundy asked.
"There you are," Phil(?) said with Sapnap and Foolish behind him.
"Oh hey Phil," Fundy waved.
"That's not our dad Fun," I whispered.
"Then what is he? His twin?" Fundy asked.
"See this is why we call you a furry," I stated.
"I...am...NOT A FURRY GODDAMN IT!" Fundy yelled.
(That was a reference to something)
The three of them looked confused as I continually teased my third older brother and he looked like he was ready to rip my eyes out.
Still the question remains...
Where are we?
A/N: kitsunes can take human forms but only through illusion and they have to be 100 years old in order to do so. When that happens, their reddish orange fur becomes white and gold and their blue or amber eyes become green.
Kitsunes and Felines are very similar with their powers except Kitsunes can turn invisible and Felines can scare away creepers.
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