Here are some real stupid but funny incorrect quotes that I have generated for the story. Hope these quotes make you laugh as you guys all wait for chapter 4 to be finished soon! <3 

P.S. Also, try the perhance.org incorrect generator if you want some good quotes for characters and stuff!

Arthur: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Thalia: But ya' didn't! :D

Reese: Arthur is a strings kid. We must sacrifice him to the band gods.

Shayne: Yes.

Shayne: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Arthur: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Thalia: What truce?

Reese: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Scott: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice

Scott: But I'm also a band kid!!

Everyone else: Awwwwwww.... 

Oliver: You believe me?

Arthur: Oliver, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe that cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

Oliver, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Thalia, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Arthur, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Shayne, trembling: What are we playing?!

Reese, driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We're going on a trip-

Shayne: In our favorite piece of shit!

Thalia: Doing 95!

Arthur: We're gonna fucking die!

Oliver: Goddamn it, the printer broke while it was printing Shayne's birthday card.

Arthur: Well, what was it supposed to say?

Oliver: "Shayne's birthday".

Shayne: So, what does it say instead?

Oliver: "Shayne's bi".

Shayne:

Arthur: Works out either way.

Arthur & Shayne: *Bi-five*

Oliver: What are the hardest things to say?

Arthur: I was wrong.

Reese: I need help.

Thalia: Worcestershire sauce.

Oliver: Why aren't you sleeping?

Arthur: I'm too busy plotting Reesie's Pieces murder to sleep, Olive.

Oliver:

Arthur: ...The nightmares.

Oliver: *wrapping his arms around Arthur* Awwww, sweetie-

*Thalia recording whilst Shayne and Arthur are arguing while fighting mara*

Shayne: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Thalia: *wheezes like a tea kettle*

Arthur, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.

Shayne: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Arthur: It's my one of my favorite movi-

Shayne: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, ARTHUR!

Arthur: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-

Shayne: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

Mara's: ....

*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Oliver: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Scott: Five second rule?

Reese: Foods still food. *Picks it up and eats it*

Arthur: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Shayne: Noooooo, such perfect food ruined!! Oh well, still got to eat what I can get. 

Thalia: *Sobs on the floor*

Arthur: *watching the house burn down*

Arthur:

Arthur: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and are non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. Step two: Pray my boyfriend doesn't kill me!