- What are we gonna do? Are you gonna try to convince me I'm gay?
- No, if you don't want me to. - Naruto was clearly laughing at him, despite the fact that he was extremely serious and professional at the beginning of the meeting. He’s got all the clues he needed in 15 minutes. The way Neji blushed when Naruto's hand 'accidentally' touched his thigh. The looks that flitted from under his long hair to Uzumaki's lips. The breath, fastened just a visible bit.

And yes - a boner that was uncomfortable in tight jeans.

And Naruto hasn’t turned his charms on full yet. So, just told a couple of his professional cases (no names, of course), albeit with a little too much spicy detail.

But - if the boy wants to play - the more fun would be the game for Uzumaki.

-I'm not trying to prove anything, you see. You know everything about you yourself. My job is to make you feel comfortable in creating a relationship.
-I want relationships with girls, I don't see how you can help me.
-Do you think if I were a girl, you’d like me as well? - Uzumaki teased.
-What makes you think I like you?
-Well, I certainly like you, I've heard it's usually mutual. - Naruto said languidly, not even trying to hide the devils in his eyes. - So, would you like me then?
Neji blushed even more.
-N-no...

Naruto sighed. Alright then. Madness knows no distance.

-Fine. Then I'll be your second pilot. What girl on the food court would you choose to hook up with?
Hyuga clearly wasn't expecting such a turn of events. But decided to go all the way being stubborn. Well, some people are just like mules.
-That one.

Uzumaki just chuckled. Typical move - to choose a deliberately sexy woman to hide the true interests. Blonde hair, deep cleavage, a catcalling figure, jeans revealing a “hooker” lower back tattoo, makeup that a redskin chief would envy. She walked with a friend, her hands full of shopping bags. Noticing among them the famous brand logo, Naruto jumped up and approached the girl.

-Oh, excuse me, could you help me?
She turned around with "another loser trying to pick up on me" look on her face, that immediately turned into "I'll say yes to anything you ask me about" when she saw the tall blond man with the mischievous blue eyes.
-Yeah, sure, how can I help you?
- Me and my friend, - Naruto nodded toward Neji, - we had a bet. I'm sure you have Air Force in your bag, and he says only Blazers are good enough for such exquisite legs.

The blonde tilted her head slightly, twirling a curl on her finger. She had always been attracted to the exotic. And the brunette with the unusual-colored eyes was incredibly hot. She walked over to Neji and moved her lips close to his ear and whispered:
-I wear Blazers. With no underwear.
Naruto could barely keep from laughing out loud. Without realizing it, Hyuga had chosen the best option. Neji pulled such a face, Naruto felt tears in the corners of his own eyes. Evidently, the thought of a pantieless girl attracted him as much as a cold frog. Or, to put it correctly, he felt disgusted.

Grabbing hold of Uzumaki's hand like a lifebuoy, Hyuga dashed toward the exit, dragging the blond with him.

-What the hell are you doing? - Neji hissed once they were outside.
-Hey, calm down! - Naruto yanked his hand away. - I'm trying to arrange your love life!
-I… I... I don't wanna date girls!
The expression on Naruto's face finally became serious again.

-Now we gonna talk.