So when I was a kid, my dad had a motorcycle

And at one point, he let me on the motorcycle, I was sat in front of him but like we weren't going anywhere.

So i was just sitting with him there like

And when i decided to get off. I fell over.

Into a pit.

Of stinging nettles.

😐😑😐

And they had to take me out cause i was 5.

And the pit was taller than me.

So that was great 😃

I still wonder to this day if thats what made me so fucking ugly—