Nicknames and Blackmail
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Dean has logged on.
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Castiel has logged on.
Crowley has logged on.
Dean: Dammit not this again
Crowley: I didn't even get to say my line yet!
Dean: fine say your line
Crowley: Hello boys
(y/n): *facepalm*
Crowley: ok now you can talk
Sam: *sigh*
Gabriel has logged on.
Gabriel: Sup, baby brother!
Castiel: Please don't
Gabriel: Aw, c'mon!
(y/n): Hey Gabriel, any chance you have any embarrassing stories about Cas?
Gabriel: Well, now that you mention it...
Dean: Oh this'll be good
Castiel: Please don't
Gabriel: There was this one time when Castiel was a little baby angel, and he was naked and—
Castiel: DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD
Lucifer has logged on.
Lucifer has posted a picture.
(y/n): OHMYGOD! AHAHAHAHA
Crowley: hahahahahaha
Dean: BEST FREAKING BLACKMAIL EVER
Dean: Wait did that say LUCIFER?!
Lucifer: Hi
(y/n): How are you getting wifi from the pit?!
Lucifer: Sam brought it with him and forgot it when he left.
Crowley: hahahaha
Dean: ...
Sam: ...
(y/n): ...
Castiel: ...
Crowley: Oh, c'mon! I can't be the only one who finds that funny!
Sam: ...
Dean: ...
Castiel: ...
(y/n): ...
Crowley: Bollox.
Balthazar has logged on.
Balthazar: Hello, boys
Crowley: um excuse me
Crowley: that's my line
Balthazar: i don't care
Crowley: why you little—
(y/n): Alright, you two - enough with the chatroom abuse!
Balthazar: Why hello (y/n)
Dean: don't start
Balthazar: how are you today~
(y/n): worse now that you're here
Balthazar: ...
Gabriel: oh buurrrnnn
Dean: ouch
Balthazar: stop talking
Gabriel: SHOTS FIRED
Balthazar: shut up
Lucifer: Dude, that burns - and that's saying something cause I live in hell
Balthazar: I said shut up
(y/n): Not our fault you're a French pervert
Dean: LOL
Sam: hahaha
Gabriel: OH MY GOD I AM SO USING THAT NOW
God has logged on.
God: Gabriel, Lucifer, be nice to your brother
Gabriel: but da—
God: No buts, Gabriel. Be nice.
Gabriel: but i don't wanna
God: Gabriel don't make me send you to your room
God: I swear to me Gabriel
Gabriel: ugh fine
God: Thank you.
God has logged off.
(y/n): wtf
(y/n): like seriously
(y/n): wtf
Gabriel: MOVING ON
(y/n): It's so funny how you talked back to God
(y/n): I mean, seriously.
(y/n): You're like five foot five concentrated sass.
Balthazar: HAHAHAHA
Crowley: LOL
Dean: ohmygod hahahaha
Sam: hahahaha
Gabriel: I'm 5'8, thank you very much.
Balthazar: LOL THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER!
Gabriel: Shut up!
(y/n): But seriously, that's how I would describe you in five words.
Crowley: That makes me curious... how would you describe the rest of in five words?
Balthazar: Yeah, love. How would you describe me~
(y/n): Annoying and perverted French angel
Gabriel: HAHAHAHA
Dean: LOL
Crowley: hahahahaha
Balthazar: I'm not perverted
(y/n): Hmm... I guess you're right. That would be Gabriel.
Gabriel: Excuse me?! How am I perverted?!
(y/n): Does the name 'Casa Erotica' ring a bell to you?
Gabriel: ...
Dean: oh burn
Balthazar: SHOTS FIRED
(y/n): LOL
Gabriel: shut up
(y/n): well, it might be Cas too
Castiel: ???
(y/n): But he was way too innocent to understand it
(y/n): So I guess not
Gabriel: Too innocent to understand what?
Balthazar: Do tell~
(y/n): "If the pizza man truly loves the baby sitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?"
Gabriel: OH MY GOD
Balthazar: HAHAHAHA
Lucifer: LOLOL
Crowley: hahahahaha
(y/n): "Maybe she did something wrong"
Lucifer: OH MY GOD THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
Castiel: ...
(y/n): Aww, Cas... you're too innocent for your own good.
*pause*
(y/n): Baby in a trench coat
Gabriel: HAHAHAHA
Lucifer: lolol
Crowley: bwahahahaha
Castiel: *sigh* humans
Dean: Hey, how would you describe me?
(y/n): Gorgeous badass high school dropout.
Dean: So I'm "gorgeous", am I?
(y/n): Aww shit
(y/n): stop it
(y/n): you're gonna turn into Balthazar
Dean: oh GOD no
Balthazar: Well that hurts
Sam: What would I be?
(y/n): The taller of two idjits
(A/N: Bobby reference. Sorry not sorry. Nevermind I am sorry cause now I'm sad)
Crowley: What would I be?
(y/n): king of hell/old man
Crowley: ...
Dean: HAHAHAHAHA
(y/n): Hey, you're getting up in your years too, Dean
Dean: Shut up
Sam: Hey, there's been a murder a few towns over. I think we should check it out.
(y/n): TO THE BATMOBILE!
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Dean: ...that was my line
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