You and Dean decide to prank call hell.

Its almost noon one day, you and the boys have been researching for hours now.

"I'm so bored." You moan shutting your computer and looking at Sam and Dean.

"Yeah, me too." Dean says shutting his laptop and looking over at Sam.

"Well too bad. We need to find another case." Sam says looking in between you and Dean.

"Well, I'm going to do something else. How 'bout you (y/n)?" Dean says getting up and starting to walk away with you trailing close behind him.

"Well what do you propose we do then?" You say plopping down on the couch next to Dean who brings out his phone.

"Prank calls." He says winking at you.

"Wow. Well who are you going to call first." You say rolling your eyes.

"We're going to call Hell." Dean says punching in some numbers.

You raise an eyebrow at him, there's no way that you could call hell. But sure enough the phone rings and after a while someone picks up.

"Hello, this is hell how may I buy your soul?" The lady on the other end says in a very bored tone.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" You say the words flowing out, better than saying nothing.

"It could be for your soul." She says.

"No that's ok, I don't have a soul." Dean says smiling at you.

"Are you calling for an allegiance to the kings army?" The demon lady says sounding sincere about it.

"I don't know, does that include food?" You say holding the phone.

"No I'm afraid not." She says.

"What! This is an outrage." Dean says raising his voice at the phone.

"Let me put you on with my superior." She says and there's a dial tone then Crowley comes on the phone.

"Hello love is there a problem." Crowley says

"Yes, I'm hungry and your secretary said there wasn't any." Dean says mocking innocence.

"Honestly Squirrel, you're going to have to try harder to fool me." Crowley says with a noticeable hint of sarcasm in his voice.

You quickly hang up the phone and hand it to Dean, frowning.

"Well that was nice." You say, honestly you expected it to be some other demon that you could toy with. "Oh well lets call someone else." You say dialing in a new number.