WHY IS IT THAT CRAWLY IS ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY CHARACTERS IN THIS SHOW AND HE'S THE KING OF HELL

It's because he's dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

~ in photo

Captain Jack Sparrow is holding his hands up in a surrender-like way, saying: I can understand everything. ~

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