Person1: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Person 2: Ever cheated on a test and failed?
Person 3: Ever stepped on your dog's tail and weren't able to explain how sorry you were?

Person 4: Ever came home after a night out to see that you've covered your bed with a load of shit while getting ready and can't get straight in it and go to sleep?

Me: Have you ever watched Will Smith choke his dog, Sam, after she got bitten by one of those ugly, infected, asshole dogs in I Am Legend? Or have you ever watched Castiel get killed in the season 12 finale, by Lucifer? Or maybe, have you seen when little Jack sees his mom for the first time, even tho she's a shifter?

Person 1, 2, 3, and 4: *crying in a dark corner*

Me: Yep. That's worse than a heartbreak. 😭😭