Thunder crashes and the rain pours down as we pulled up to this hotel called the Elysian Fields. Hurrying to get inside, Dean parks the car in front of the lobby at an angle and run towards the door.
We gasp as we enter and hear lounge music playing and honestly, this place looked pretty snazzy and fancy. It's unlike any hotels we've stayed at.

"Whew. Nice digs, for once." Dean said and we walk up to the front desk were a tall, dark haired man stands. "Busy night." Dean said to the attendant, questioning. "Any port in a storm, I guess." The man chuckles. "If you could just fill this out, please." He said to Dean. "Yeah." Dean said and he takes the forms and I go up to the man.

"Uh, can I get a form too. We need two rooms." I said. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but all of the rooms are taking." He said and I sighed, disappointed. It's been a little over a week since Dean and I decided to take a break and everytime we stopped at a hotel, I always made sure I got a room myself. But, of course, this hotel would be booked up.

"Your key." The attendant said and I shake my head out of my thoughts and I see him handing Dean the key. "Oh. Thanks. Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a coffee shop, would you?" He asked. "Buffet. All you can eat. Best pie in the tri-state area." The guy said. "You don't say?" Dean said, intrigued. "You said the magic words, sir." I said, with a small laugh, then we leave the lobby.

Sam and I were sitting at a table, in the dining room, when Dean comes up to us, holding two plates. He sits down and sets one plate in front of him, which had pie, then the other to me and I notice that the plate was filled with my favorite meal: Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, corn on the cob and a roll. I look over at him and give him a knowing look.

"What?" Dean asked me, innocently. "You trying to butter me up, Winchester?" I asked him and he shrugs. "Hey, I noticed some of your favorite foods up there and I thought you'd be hungry." He said and I gave him a small smirk and shake my head. Then I started eating it as I was pretty hungry while Dean turns to Sam.

"Sam, unpucker, man. Eat something." he said as he pats his shoulder. "We should hit the road, Dean." Sam said, shaking his head. "In this storm? I-it's--" I started to say after I swallowed my bite of chicken. "It's biblical. Exactly. I-it's friggin' Noah's ark out there, and we're eating pie and chicken." Sam said. "How many hours of sleep did you get this week? What? Three? Four? Bobby's got his feelers out, okay? We have talked with every hoodoo man and root woman in 12 states." Dean said. "Yeah, well, I'm not giving up." Sam said.

"Nobody's giving up. Especially me. We're gonna find a way to beat the devil, okay? Soon. I can feel it. And we will find Cas and Ariel, and we'll find Adam. But you are no good to me burnt out." Dean said to him. "Yeah. Yeah, okay." Sam said. "Come on, we've actually got the night off for once. Let's try to enjoy it." Dean said and he eats on his pie.

We head to our room and see a couple making out in front of their room. I roll my eyes at this then Dean and I share an awkward glance before we head inside the room. "Wow. Look at this. We're like Rockefellers." Dean said, impressed, as we look around the large elegant looking room. The crappy thing was...there was only two beds and there was a couch

"Chocolates! You want yours?" Dean asked Sam as he holds up the little chocolates that were on the pillows. "If he doesn't want it, I'll take it." I said and Dean tosses the chocolate to me and I catch it and start to eat on it. "Hey, (y/n), you want the bed and I'll take the couch." Sam said and I shake my head. 

"No, you go ahead and take the bed. Besides, that couch looks too small for you, Sam." I said and Sam chuckles while Dean looks through the channel guide on the TV. "Whoa. Casa Erotica 13 on demand." He said and Sam scoffs. "Oh God." I groaned.
"What?" Dean asked us. "Isn't this place...in the middle of nowhere?" Sam asked. "So?" Dean asked. "So what's a four-star hotel doing on a no-star highway?" Sam asked and I nod a bit at this. "Yeah, that is very odd." I said.

Suddenly, a woman moans, pleasurably, on the other side of the wall. We hear the bed thumping, the couple chuckling, then a loud thud which accompanies the brick wall of the room being smashed in from the other side, almost knocking the LCD flat screen television off the wall.

Sam, Dean and I exchange shocked look. "Damn." I said, stunned.

We leave our room and head to the room, where the sex crazed couple were in, next to us and open the door to find it empty. Then I found a large engagement ring on the floor. "Hello?" Dean calls out but no reply. "Hello?" Sam calls out but again no reply. "Where the hell are they?" I asked.

We make our way down to the lobby and go to the attendant. "The, uh, the room next to ours -- t-the couple that are, uh, joined at the lips -- have you seen them?" Dean asked him. "Mr. and Mrs. Logan -- the honeymooners? They checked out." the attendant said and we furrow our brows.

"Is something the matter?" The guy asked. "They checked out?" Sam asked, clarifying. "Mm-hmm. Mm, just now." The guy said. "Really? It sort of seemed like they were, uh...in the middle of something." Sam said, chuckling. "Yeah, it's kind of weird for honeymooners to, uh, check out without this." I said and I hold up the engagement ring.

"Oh, dear. I'll just put that right in the lost and found. Don't you worry. Is there anything else I can help you with?" The guy asked as he takes the ring away from me. "Uh, no. No, we're good." Dean assured. "Super-fantastic." The guy said and we walk away from the desk.

"Creepy." Sam mutters. "Broke the needle." Dean mutters. "All right, well, I'll scope the place out, and you boys keep an eye on Norman Bates over here." I said to them and Sam nods while Dean gives me a concerned look. "I'll be fine, Dean. You don't have to worry about me." I said, a bit exasperated, and he looks down then I turn and walk away.

I exit the elevator and pull out an EMF detector as I began to walk down the hallway. I pass a room with its door open and I could've sworn I seen and Elephant holding a towel. I stop and take a few steps back to look again, and see man wrapping a towel around his torso. "This ain't no peep show, girlie!" The man shouts at me and I was a bit shocked but I quickly recover. "Well, don't have your door wide open!" I exclaimed and I turn and run off before the guy could say anything else.

Later, I meet up with the boys and take them to the room I saw the elephant in only to find it empty. "An elephant?" Dean asked me. "Yeah." I said. "Like, an elephant?" Sam asked. "Like, full-on Babar." I said. "So what the hell is...Where is everybody?" Sam asked and I shrug. 

We make our way back down and Sam attempts to open the lobby doors, but they do not budge. "Let me guess -- it's locked." I said and Sam sighs as he turns to us then nods. "So what -- the roaches check in, they don't check out?" Dean asked. "Full-on Hotel California." I said.

"Think about how we got here. That detour on I-90? The friggin' hurricane?" Sam said to us. "You saying we were led here?" Dean asked. "Like rats in a maze." Sam said and I sighed. "Fantastic." I grumble.

We walk into the kitchen and I see one pot on a stove top and I could hear something boiling inside. Dean sees it as well and he looks at it and we see red liquid boiling inside. "Please be tomato soup. Please be tomato soup." He whispers, hopeful, and he lifts ladle to reveal eyeballs. "Motel hell." Dean grumbles as I gag a bit. "Well, that's put me off of tomato soup for the rest of my life." I said.

Then I walk over to Sam as he walks up to a freezer. I follow him and we look through the little window and see the rest of the hotel guests. "Help us! Get us out!" One of the guest shouts at us and Sam reaches into his pocket and removes his lock picking tool kit.

"Hurry up!" Dean yells at him. "I'm going as fast as I..." Sam said as he turns but he stops and his eyes widen. "..as I can." He finished and I sighed. "There's somebody behind us, isn't there?" I asked and Sam nods before I felt a pair of hands grab my shoulder.

*3rd Person POV*

Sam, Dean and (y/n) were dragged into the Grand Ballroom by three men. "Something tells me this isn't a Shriner convention." Dean quips and the trio were set down on three chairs, in front of a panel of several people, and one man, Mercury, stands up. "Dinner is served." He said and the rest of the people applauded.

Then another man, Baldur, stands up and gestures to the trio. "Ladies and Gentleman, our guests of honor have arrived." he said and Dean, Sam and (y/n) look at each other. "Ladies and gentleman, thank you for coming. Although in all my centuries, I never thought I'd see this. This many gods under one roof.--" Baldur said and Sam turns to Dean and (y/n). "Gods?" He said, questioning.

"--Now, before we get down to brass tacks, some ground rules. No slaughtering each other. Curb your wrath. Oh, and uh, keep your hands off the local virgins. We're, trying to keep a low profile here.--" Baldur said. "Oh, we are so...so screwed." (Y/n) mutters to the boys as Baldur continues.

"--Now we all know why we're here. The Judeo-Christian apocalypse looms over us. I know we've all had our little disagreements in the past. The time has come to put those aside and look toward the future. Because if we don't, we won't have one. Now we do have two very valuable bargaining chips. Michael and Lucifer's vessels. And a bonus female human. The question is, what do we do now? Anybody have any bright ideas? Speak up. This is a safe room." Baldur said to crowd of gods.

"What do we do? We kill them!" Zao Shen said in his native language and Ganesh laughs. "Kill 'em? What, so the angels can bring the back again?" Ganesh said. "I don't know what everybody's getting so worked up about! 'Cause it's just a couple of angels having a slap fight! There's no Armageddon. Everybody knows, when the world comes to an end, the Great Serpent Jormungandr rises up, and I myself will be eaten by a big wolf!" Odin said before he laughs.

"Here we go..." Zao sighs. "Oh yeah? And why is that? Because your beliefs are so much more realistic? The whole world's getting carried around on the back of a giant turtle? Ha! Give me a break!" Odin argues. "Don't mock my world turtle." Zao growls.

"What are you gonna do about it?" Odin asked him, on a mocking tone. "I'm gonna send you packing to Valhalla!" Zao yells at him. "You watch your mouth when you talk to me, boy!" Odin threatens. "Boy? I'm older than you." Zao said. "No one's ever proved that." Odin said, defensively.

As Odin and Zao argue, Sam, Dean and (y/n) slowly and quietly move from their seats and attempt to exit the room without being noticed. As they near the door, a chandelier falls in front of them with a loud crash, Dean was able to pull (y/n) away just in time before the chandelier could fall on her.

"Thanks." She said, appreciatively, and they turn to the gods.  "Stay." The woman, Kali, said then she turns to the other gods. "We have to fight. The archangels -- the only thing they understand is violence. This ends in blood. There is no other way, it's them, or us." She said. "With all due respect, ma'am, we haven't even tried talking to them." Mercury said but then he begins to choke up blood. Baldur turns to Kali and stops her from killing Mercury outright.

"Kali!" He shouts and she stops then she glares between Mercury and Baldur. "Who asked you?" She growls.

Suddenly, the doors to the Grand Ballroom open to reveal Gabriel, who is not wearing a name tag like the others are. "Can't we all just get along!" He exclaims, questioning. Dean attempts to say Gabriel but is cut off by Gabriel, choking on the word. "Sam! (Y/n)! Dean...It's always wrong place, worst time with you muttonheads, huh?" Gabriel asked him while Baldur stares at him, shocked.

"Loki." He mutters. "Baldur. Good seeing you too. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail." Gabriel said. "Why are you here?" asked Baldur. "To talk about the elephant in the room." Gabriel said and Ganesh begins to stand, indignant. "Not you. The Apocalypse. We can't stop it, gang. But first things first." Gabriel said then he turns to the trio.

"The adults need to have a little conversation. Check you later." Gabriel said then he snaps his fingers and the trio appear in their room.

"O.K. Did that -- Holy crap!" Dean said, shocked. "What the hell?!" (Y/n) exclaims. "Yeah, tell me about it." Sam said.. "Oh, thank goodness, you three are okay." A voice said behind them and they turn and see Ariel. "Ariel!" (Y/n) said, relieved, and she goes over to her and hugs her. 

Ariel seizes up at this but she relaxes. "We were so worried about you." (Y/n) said as she pulls back from the hug. "For a moment there, so was I." She said as (y/n) steps back then Sam comes up and hugs her too. "It's good to see you." Sam said and he steps away then Dean and Ariel share an awkward look before Ariel clears her throat.

"I, uh, heard about Zachariah...I owe you an apology, Dean." She said. "I doubted you and...I feel bad that..." she continues but Dean waves his hand, vaguely. "It's okay. You were mostly right about me." He said then Ariel smiles and she holds her arms out to him. Dean rolls his eyes a bit but goes ahead and hugs her too.

"What about Cas? Where is he?" Sam asked Ariel as her and Dean break the hug. "I-I don't know. I woke up in a field a couple days ago. I was really weak but Gabriel was the one who found me and has helped me recover, I'm still a little weak but getting better. And then he found about the other gods gathering here in this hotel and when we saw your Impala outside of the hotel, we grew worried." Ariel said.

"Yeah, you're welcome by the way." Gabriel's voice said as he appears behind the trio and they turn to him. "So you guys are gonna pull us outta the fire?" (Y/n) asked. "Bingo! Those guys are either gonna dust you, or use you as bait. Either way, you're uber boned." Gabriel said. "Wow, 'cause a couple of months ago you were telling us that we need to play our roles. You're uber boning us!" Dean said. "Ohh...The end is still nigh. Michael and Lucifer are gonna dance the lambada, but not tonight. Not here." Gabriel said. "Well, hopefully, not at all." Ariel said and Gabriel scoffs. "Denial ain't just a river, sis." He said to her and she glares at him.

"And why do you care?" Dean asked Gabriel. "I don't care. But, me and Kali we, uh, had a thing. Chick was all hands. What can I say? I'm sentimental." He said and Ariel groans at this. 

"Do they have a chance? Against Satan?" Sam asked Ariel and Gabriel and Dean turns to him. "Really, Sam?" He asked, sounding like that was the dumbest thing he ever asked. "You got a better idea, Dean?" (Y/n) asked him, annoyed, and Dean shrugs.

"It's a bad idea. Lucifer's gonna turn them into finger paint. So let's get going while the going's good, hmm?" Gabriel said. "I agree." Ariel said. "O.K. Great, why don't you just zap us outta here then?" Dean asked. "Would if I could, but Kali's got you by the short and curlies. It's a blood spell. You three are on a leash." Gabriel explains.

"What does that mean?" (Y/n) asked. "It means it's time for a bit of the old black magic." Gabriel said then he spritzes his mouth with breath spray and Ariel does a face, mimicking that she was gagging. "Oh, don't be such a prude, sis." Gabriel said. "I'm not just...the thought of you...and...Kali...it's just...ugh..." she groans, scrunching up her face, and Gabriel gives her an exasperated look.

"Look, do whatever you have to do. Well, we're gonna take the hors d'oeuvres in the freezer with us." Dean said. "Forget it. It's gonna be hard enough sneaking you mooks outta here." Gabriel said. "They called you Loki, right? Which means they don't really know who you are?" Dean asked. "Told you. I'm in witness protection." Gabriel said.

"O.K., well then how about you do what we say, or we tell the, uh, legion of doom about your secret identity. They don't seem like a real pro-angel kinda crowd." Dean threatens and Gabriel glares at him. "I'll take your voices away." He said. "We'll write it down." Dean said. "I'll cut off your hands." Gabriel growls.

"Well then, people are gonna be asking, Why are you guys running around with no hands?" Dean said and Gabriel glares at him. "Gabriel..." Ariel said and he turns to his little sister. "I think we should listen to them." She said and her and Gabriel stare at each other, almost like there was a more detailed silent conversation happening between them and Gabriel sighs. "Fine." He huffs.

Since Ariel was still recovering and the thought of her running around a place that was anti-Archangels, the trio had to go down to the kitchen on their own while Gabriel distracted Kali.

Sam, Dean and (y/n) enter the lobby/lounge area as a man is heard screaming from the far side employee entrance. The trio quickly move out of sight as the two men drag one of the freezer occupants out into the lobby. "No! N-No! No! Please! Gah!" The man screams. "It's too late." Sam whispers just as the man's neck is chopped with a cleaver and they make their way to the kitchen.

The screams of those trapped in the freezer could still be heard as Sam tries to hurriedly unlock the freezer with his lock picking tool kit. Dean and (y/n) are then grabbed and thrown across the room by Zao, who grabs Sam by the neck, pinning him to the freezer door.

Dean and (y/n) struggle to move after landing on top of a metal shelving unit. (Y/n) gets up then she pulls out a wooden stake from her jacket pocket, runs to Zao and stabs Zao with it. Zao releases Sam and dies. "You okay, Sam?" (Y/n) asked him and Sam nods. "Where the hell is Gabriel?" Dean asked as he stands up.

But then the trio are once again thrown into the ballroom. "How long have you known?" Gabriel asked as he stands with Kali and the other deities. "Long enough." Kali said. "How's the rescue going?" Dean asked, sarcastically.

"Well, surprise, surprise. The Trickster has tricked us." Kali said. "Kali, don't." Gabriel pleads. "You're mine now. And you have something I want." Kali said as she reaches into Gabriel's jacket and removes his angel blade. "An Archangel's blade. From the Archangel, Gabriel." She said and everyone looks at him, shocked.

"Okay, okay! So I got wings, like Kotex. But that doesn't make me any less right about Lucifer." Gabriel said. "He's lying. He's a spy." Kali spat. "I'm not a spy. I'm a runaway. I'm trying to save you. I know my brother, Kali. He should scare the living crap out of you. You can't beat him. I've skipped ahead, seen how this story ends--" Gabriel explains then Kali talks over to him.

"Your story. Not ours. Westerners, I swear. The sheer arrogance. You think you're the only ones on earth? You pillage and you butcher in your God's name. But you're not the only religion, and he's not the only God. And now you think you can just rip the planet apart? You're wrong. There are billions of us. An we were here first. If anyone gets to end this world, it's me. I'm sorry." Kali said then she stabs Gabriel with his own blade. Gabri screams, and in a flash of light, dies.

The trio's jaws drop at this as Mercury turns to Kali. "This is crazy." he said. "They can die. We can kill Lucifer." Kali said as she gestures to the blade.

"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up." Dean said, angrily, and (y/n) grabs his arm. "Are you outta your mind?" She asked him, confused but also concern. "I'm outta options." He said and the two share a look then she let's his arm go and he turns to the deities.

"Now on any other given day, I'd be doing my damndest to, uh, kill you. You filthy murdering chimps. But, uh, hey, desperate times. So even though I'd love nothing better than to slit your throats, you dicks, I'm gonna help you. I'm going to help you ice the devil. And then we can all get back to ganking each other, like normal. You want Lucifer, well, dude's not in the Yellow Pages. But me, (y/n) and Sam, we can get him here." Dean said and the other deities eye him.

"How?" Kali asked him. "First you let those main courses go. Then we talk. We can either take on the devil together, or you lame-ass bitches can eat me. Literally." Dean said and the others share a look.