Kara: Did you hear that?
Lena: What?
Kara: Listen carefully.
Lena: ...
Kara: *pss*
Lena: I hear nothing.
           *sniff
           OMG! Did you just fart?
Kara: Guilty as charged.
Lena: Eww it smells horrible. 
            Why don't you go outside?
Kara: I love teasing you.
Lena: You're so childish.
Kara: And you love me.
Lena: Unfortunately yes.
            I'll make sure you eat more
            greens, especially kale.
Kara: The horror.
Lena: My olfactory organ is
           broken.
Kara: Sowwy.
Lena: ...
Kara:*pss*
Lena: You fart again! *gag
Kara: *laugh
Lena: It's even worse.
           *smack Kara with pillow
            I'm out of here.
Kara: Nuu. Come back. You said 
            you love all my perfect
            imperfections.
Lena: Not when you drop    
            hydrogen sulfide bomb  
            every time you fart.

A/N: Soundless fart is the worst ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)