(30 minutes earlier, a team known as The Elite S.O.G. Team is seen.)

Damien: This is the psychedelic music shown at AFVN. I'm Matt "Damien" Matheson. Our APO here is 96309. If you send a request to that number, what we do is, we open it like this. When it arrives, we read it, pull out that record, and play it on the air, like this one: 'Fortunate Son" by CCR.

(The Elite S.O.G. Team seen in a tent. "Fortunate Son" by CCR plays.)

Saigon: They're here...

(The Elite S.O.G. Team walks out of the tent and see Barbie Wire. She is delivered by a UH-1 Huey. Many other Hueys are seen flying across the sky. She jumps off the vehicle and approaches them. Other Hueys touch down to drop off Marines before lifting off again. One Huey marked with the Red Cross as a MEDIVAC helicopter lands to collect wounded, and a CH-47 Chinook lands nearby to drop off more Marines through the rear hatch.)

Barbie: Damien!

(They are seen having a quick kiss as David Mason and Mike Harper are looking at each other)

Mason: Mike! You look like hammered shit!

Mike: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam, baby!

Mason: It's good to see you.

Mike: Yeah, you too.

Tilla: I am Tilla, this is Barbie Wire. Thank you for your time, guys.

(Mike looks at Tilla disapprovingly and then back at David warmly.)

Mike: Right...

(Angry Video Game Nerd looks at Mason sheepishly. They follow Mike to a jeep. They get in the Jeep.)

AVGN: We've already been briefed broadly about the shitty situation.

Nostalgia Critic: Let me fill in the blanks for you (A soldier starts driving. Nostalgia Critic looks back at the team as he explains).....Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of Covert operations in Southeast Asia. Handed it over to the US Military. From that, MACV-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is also a launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia....Missions are S&D, Sabotage, Black Propaganda, Strategic Recon, POW Rescue...

Heavy Rambo: Clear the runway! Clear the runway!

Nostalgia Critic: You know, usual shit....

TNT Demo: INCOMING!

(Suddenly, Khe Sanh is attacked and many Villainous Alliance troops start attacking. The wing of a damaged C-130 abstracts from it and hurls toward the jeep. The jeep spins out of control and it rams over a US Marine and they all fall out, killing the driver, and injuring Barbie Wire. Marines start running as Damian and Saigon get back up and move to Barbie Wire.)

Morderisch: Disclamer! We gotta move her!

(Damian and Saigon pick her up and move toward the trenches.)

Crosby: Get her to the bunker! I'll cover you-GO!

(Damien starts carrying Barbie Wire towards the bunker.)

AVGN: Now, you gotta pack, because when you're dealing with shitty games, you gotta be prepared for these. Because these games, who knows how bad they're gonna be! I mean, we might find some VILE fuckin' crap here! So you gotta bring... ALL the necessities here!

(Angry Video Game Nerd then packs various weapons.)

(Damien sets Barbie Wire down.)

Damien: Are you okay, babe?

Barbie Wire: Yes, honey. I'm okay.

(Dr. Martin Perto prepares to heal Barbie Wire while Sergeant Daniels picks up an M16 Shotgun and moves through the bunker with the team. U.S. soldiers are seen heading toward the trenches and mapping out strategies.)

Jin Sanjo: Fuck... GRENADE!

Jack (Ken: Goddamnit! Let's go!

Ellsia: We're on it, six.

Xia: On station six, standing by.

(They move through the trenches, as Villainous Alliance troops start jumping in from a hill on the side. While walking under a bridge, Captain Richard has a soldier jump on him and strangle him. After a brief struggle, Richard pulls the pin on a grenade on him, and pushes him back, then crawls out of the blast radius before the grenade explodes, killing him. The Villainous Alliance troops start laying ladders down over the trenches in order to get across. M113 APCs pull up to suppress the Villainous Alliance troops before they can cross the trenches and enter the base.)

Richard: On the ladder!

Finn: Let's check the ladder!

(The Elite S.O.G. Team moves right into the trenches and engage the Villainous Alliance troops. Sleaze Quicksilver wipes out a group of Decepticons. Then Sasuke Uchiha comes out of nowhere, multiplies himself and burns the most of the Navy using his Fireball Jutsu.)

Sasuke: (scoffs) What a bunch of losers...

Heavy Rambo: How is he still alive?

TNT Demo: If I remember, Ruby cut his head off.

(Then they start shooting as Sasuke hits back by using his Phoenix Flower Jutsu. Unfortunately for the Uchiha, the two are still fighting, and then he tries to hit them with his Chidori, but Heavy Rambo manages to grab him, and then slams him down. Sasuke tries to become Nezi Blue, but TNT Demo manages to kill him.)

Sleaze: (kills the last decepticon) Is that...

S. P. Medic: Incoming!

(The team makes their way through the trench. At the same time, an APC is hit with multiple RPGs. The Team notice this and holds AVGN back. After it is clear, They move up, but the APC explodes and collapses over the trench, and Damien has to crawl under it.

Barbie: Move it, love!

S. P. Soldier: Come on!

(Damien manages to crawl out from under the APC and moves up.)

Saigon: Give me cover! Shit! Infantry coming right at us! We got a line of napalm barrels buried about twenty yards out! Just hit this....

(Saigon pulls out a detonator and activates the mines, killing many villainous troops.)

Tilla: Fugassi mine, boys! The local forces love 'em...

(The team moves up and meet up with other soldiers.)

Gibus Sniper: Right on time.

(A UH-1 Huey is hit and goes down.)

US Navy Seal: Ugh! God damnit! May day, May day! Jesus Christ!

AVGN: Here they fucking come, guys!

(Nostalgia Critic picks up a detonator.)

Section: Wait for it.

(The Villainous infantry comes closer.)

Mike: Now DOUG! Do it!

(Nostalgia Critic activates the mine and kills some villains)

Crosby: Let's get the stragglers!

(Heavy Rambo uses the next one.)

TNT Demo: Not yet...

(Another wave of villains come in.)

TNT Demo: Blow it, Rambo!

(Heavy Rambo uses the last mine.)

TNT Demo: Good kill!

S. P. Medic: Fall back! Fall back!

(The team falls back up the hill into some bunkers. They meet up with some Snipers and navy seals, and hold the position.)

Morderisch: Order! Hold this position!

(The teamthen walks in the bunker and Daniels picks up an mounted M60 to fire at the villainous army and Martin fires along with his M16 to deal with 'em.)

Daniels: Come on, you bastards!! Raarrrgh!! Come on, bring it on! Dammit!!! Hit 'em!!!

(Enemy T-55 tanks move in.)

S. P. Soldier: Tanks on the way!

Jin: Shit, we got armor moving up! Enemy T-55's! We need something bigger. On me....

(A T-55 fires at the hill putting Ken into shellshock.)

Ellsia: Russian tanks! No wonder they're getting bold...

(The team gets to the top of the hill.)

Xia: Here, this LAW rocket'll burst 'em wide open. Grab that LAW, Mason!

(Richard picks up an M72 LAW and destroys all three tanks.)

F4 Pilot: Roger that, Big Six, Red Rider is inbound. 2 minutes, please stand by.

Finn: We're outta time.

F4 Pilot: Be advised, Red Rider on station. Keep your head down.

(An F4-Phantom drops napalm on the hill, killing the remaining villains)

F4 Pilot: High explosive ordnance on target. Have a nice day. Red Rider out.

Sleaze: Hell yeah!

(The team moves to the end of the trenches. A Navy Seal opens a trapdoor and the team drop into a tunnel and move out onto a hill.)

Damien: Shit...The bastards ain't lettin' up. Move!

B-52 Pilot: Arc Light, 10 minutes out.

(The team comes out of the tunnel and meet up with a group of Marines on top of the hill. The villainous troops advance up the hill. Saigon takes cover and talks to the squad leader. A lot of radio chatter can be heard.)

Gibus Sniper: One Seven, this is Red Rider, over. What's your status?

U. S. Navy Seal: Low on fuel, inbound two minutes.

Barbir: Talk to us!

S. P. Medic: We're almost out of ammo. There's a weapon cache in that bunker on the right *bullets flies overhead, almost killing him* Damn!...but we can't get to it. They closed our right flank!

S. P. Medic: Stand fast, Two-Nine, you're covered.

Gibus Sniper: Negative, I'm on final right now!

Tilla: Those barrels, they're full of napalm?

U. S. Navy Seal: Yeah, we got pushed back before we could bury them.

AVGN: Good to know...Snipers!! Seals!! Hold your positions! Let's fuckin' go.

(The team advances down the hill and opens fire.)

Nostalgia Critic: Rip em' up!!

F4 Pilot: Six, Red Rider.

S. P. Medic: What's your position?

S. P. Soldier: Just hang tight.

F4 Pilot: Okay, standing by.

(An F4 bombards a treeline at the bottom of the hill.)

Gibus Sniper: Go, go, go.

(The team pushes down to the bottom of the hill near the barrels.)

Section: No fugassi line to hold 'em back this time. Now, MIKE! Do it! Let's light these bastards up.

(Section makes it to the line of barrels.)

Crosby: We need to improvise, guys.

(Crosby takes out his knife, and cuts a hole in the barrel. He kicks it down the hill.)

Heavy Rambo: We need more.

(Mike gets to the barrels, slashes each of them with his knife and kicks them down into the trenches. The barrels light on fire, and the trench line at the foot of the hill lights on fire.)

TNT Demo: That should hold them.

S. P. Medic: They're making another push! South East side!

(The team moves into a decaying forest that is burning. A mortar strikes.)

Morderisch: Warning! Those are our own mortars! Question! Do they know we're here? Direction! Toward the HQ!

Daniels: Get up the hill!

(The team begins to move up the hill. At one point, a Huey arrives to provide support, but catches the Gibus Snipers and the U. S. Navy Seals in the crossfire, killing some of them by accident.)

Martin: Keep your heads down!

Jin: Move up!

S. P. Soldier: Shovel! Two-Five Actual! Cease fire, Cease Fire!

(An enemy with an RPG appears.)

Jack: INCOMING! Use the foxholes for cover! RPG!

Gibus Sniper: Anybody had eyes on it?

U. S. Navy Seal: No, check the other side.

S. P. Medic: Negative, Negative.

(The support and the team reach the top of the hill.)

Ellsia: Keep pushing!

(At the top of the hill, Xia is knocked down into shellshock. She watches as villainous troops and U. S. Navy Seals fight. A Decepticon kills a US Navy Seal. Richard walks up behind him, and tries to save the day. However, his M16 jams, and he is noticed by the Decepticon and attacked. As Richard is lying on the grounds, the NVA trooper is about to kill him. However, Sleaze kills the Decepticon first, saving Richard's life. Richard gets up, and the team move into a bunker. The rest of the Snipers and the Navy Seals secure the top of the hill.)

S. P. Soldier: Do not, I repeat, do not engage.

Gibus Sniper: Fire. Put it right there.

U. S. Navy Seal: I'm coming around again, stay with me!

S. P. Medic: Belay that order, get your ass out of there!

(As Finn moves through the trench, he sees various things. Super Purple medic tends to a soldier who has been hurt. A Gibus sniper removes blocks of wood off his body and gets up. Another is coughing from all the smoke from the fire.)

S. P. Soldier: Repeat your last!

Sleaze: On me!

S. P. Medic: More villainous troops moving in!...infantry and armor! They must have a fucking division hid out there!

Damien: And I thought he was a pussy... Now that's what I'm talking about! Jump on the back, get on the TOW.

(The teams jumps into a jeep. Saigon starts driving. Barbie picks up a China Lake and an M60.)

Barbie: This thing's built like a tank!

Tilla: Yeah, but a damn sight more maneuverable!

AVGN: VF-143! Authorization Sierra Oscar Golf X-Ray! Priority ordinance on my command!

F4 Pilot: Affirmative, X-Ray. Engaging.

Nostalgia Critic: Use the controls to steer the TOW missile.

B-52 Pilot: Arc light, 5 minutes out.

(Barbie fires at a tank.)

Damien: Deal with the tanks, baby!

(Barbie Wire destroys the tank.)

Section: Nice! They felt that one!

B-52 Pilot: Arc light, 2 minutes out.

(VF-143 drops napalm on the plain.)

F4 Pilot: Roger X-Ray, targeting sector.

(Barbie Wire destroys another tank.)

Mike: They felt that one!

F4 Pilot: VF-143. Beginning bombing run.

(Barbie Wire gets the next one.)

Crosby: Good hit! But it ain't over yet!

B-52 Pilot: Arc Light, 1 minute out.

(Another F4 bombs the plain again.)

F4 Pilot: Coordinates received, keep your heads down X-Ray.

(Barbie Wire destroys three more tanks.)

B-52 Pilot: Roger that, we are inbound. Arc Light, coordinates confirmed, engaging.

(A squadron of B-52s appear overhead and bomb the plain, killing all remaining villainous troopd. They exit the jeep.)

Heavy Rambo: It's over....

TNT Demo: No...This is the start of something else...They'll be back....

(They team look up to see the Richard and Finn in a Huey. They leave the chopper after it lands and approach Damien.)

Morderisch: Data confirmed! Captain Richard and Lieutenant Finn from the Slendytubbies!

Richard: You look like hammered shit, Morderisch.

Daniels: Eh, 'Nam'll do that to ya.

(They shake hands.)

Finn: It's good to see you, guys.

Nostalgia Critic: Doug, Nostalgia Critic. We're here to talk about helping General Wallcroft, Sergeant Burns and the S. A. S. with the mission they are about to do.

(What could be this mission? What are the villainous alliance's next plans? What happened to General Near? Is Lucifer Magne aware of what's coming to him?)