Mario Luigi Peach and Daisy were traveling the ocean on a pirate ship

Mario: plumbers log pirate water's in a pirate world on our way back to princess peach's castle we hired the only pirate captain willing to sail through these dangerous waters. The captain that helped us fight the fake sea monster

Captain: eye eye mateys! Keep an eye out for any danger!

Daisy: isn't this exciting? Pirates go on adventures all the time looking for treasure and also danger at every corner!

Luigi: I would rather not have danger at every corner...

Captain: we did I ever left you four on my ship in the first place?!

Luigi: yeah why did you?

Captain: my real crew left because every sailer in the Caribbean is scared to death of Black beard Bowser

Luigi: did you say black beard bowser?

Captain: eye he's the ugliest pirate to ever sail the seven seas and stole my treasure! no one is safe from bowser! No one!

Daisy: so bowser is a pirate now? Great and we thought we were safe from bowser for a little while!

Then Peach walked onto the deck holding a tray of food

Peach: great time for a snack everyone!

She looked up and saw a bunch of clouds in the sky

Peach: except for the storm coming

Luigi: storm? what storm? There's not a cloud in the sky

It started raining and became super cloudy

Daisy: Whoa! Who turned out the lights?

Peach: is everyone still here? I can't see anything!

Luigi: neither can I!

Mario: just stay calm! The rain will stop eventually

At that moment bowser's pirate ship got close to there ship

Captain: Black beard bowsers pirate flag!

Daisy: and Bowser's pirate ship!

Bowser walked into his ships deck right when the fog disappeared

Bowser: and black beard bowser himself! Well well well look what the tide washed up. The miserable Mario Bros the annoying princess Daisy and of course the pretty princess peach what perfect plunder for a pirate

Peach: we're not treasure for you to steal and own!

Bowser: you will be because I got you now you stupid jellyfish! Surrender!

Captain: surrender to a black hearted scoundrel like you? Never!

Daisy: yeah! That's never going to happen! We're not going down without a fight!

Luigi: m-maybe we should take a vote on that

Bowser: fire a warning shot!

Mouser put a Bob-omb in a cannon

Bowser: Actually on second thought bowser the bummer boys and the orange princess right off the boat but bring me peach!

Mouser shot multiple Bob-Ombs on captains ship

Peach: Oh no!

Daisy: come we can take a few Bob-ombs!

Mario picked up one of the Bob-ombs

Mario: Bob-ombs away! That way

He threw the bomb right in bowsers ship

Bowser: Haha! You missed!

He picked up the Bob-omb but it tried to jump off the ship

Bowser: what do you want now-

The Bob-Omb exploded in bowser's face

Daisy: Haha! Looks that blew up in your face you idiot!

Bowser: oh yeah your loud little girl? Who laughs last laughs best! Pirate Koopas! attack!

koopas dressed as pirates jumped on captains ship

Mario: Lets a go!

Mario kicked a koopa into another koopa and threw them both in the ocean

Daisy: time for all of you to walk to plank!

She stomped on a few koopas and threw them overboard

Daisy: have a nice swim with sharks!

A koopa chased Luigi but he trapped it in a barrel and threw it overboard

Luigi: hey I did it! Wahoo!

Peach was being chased by a koopa but she jumped out of the way causing it to fall into the water

Peach: go swim back home you stilly koopa!

Suddenly more Bob-ombs exploded creating smoke and the last two koopas grabbed peach

Peach: hey let go of me you rotten reptiles! Help!

The koopas brought her to bowser's ship which sailed away

Peach: you promised not to hurt my friend's if I came willingly!

Bowser: would black Beard Bowser lie? Besides you didn't come willingly! Welcome to my crew as my first mate princess!

Peach: I'll never join your pitiful pirate crew!

Bowser: fine have it your way. I have other plans for you

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Meanwhile Mario Luigi Daisy and captain were tied up at the top of captain's ship

Captain: bowser gives pirates a bad name!

Daisy: we can't just give up!

Mario: exactly! We have to do something

Luigi: we could sing a pirate shanty!

Mario: Luigi I appreciate you thinking positively I really do but bowser could force peach to walk the plank if we don't do something soon!

Daisy: do you have a plan?

Mario: ...I'm still working that

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Back at Bowser's ship they almost made it to an island with a party going on

Bowser: it's pirate party time!

Peach: I'm really not dress for the occasion I left my best gown back I my castle that you destroyed!

Bowser: don't waste time worrying about that my dear! The party is in your honor! I'm selling you to the pirate who can steal me the most gold coins

Peach: What?! I've said this before and I'll say it again! I'm not an object for you to buy or sell!

Bowser: it's not my fault you make it way to easy for me to kidnap you

Peach got upset but saw bowser went back to steering the ship and noticed a smaller boat attached to the ship

Bowser: I wonder what I should buy first. Maybe a new castle or maybe new weapons for conquering!

Peach slowly walked away from bowser but Mouser saw her

Mouser: hey! Where do you think you're going?!

Peach: off of this evil pirate ship!

She pushed him into the ocean and ran towards the boat

Bowser heard the splash and turned around

Bowser: what was that?!

He saw peach untying the rope that held the boat to the ship

Peach: almost got it!

Bowser: Oh no you don't!

He ran up to peach and grabbed her before she could leave

Bowser: got you again peach!

Peach: unhand me you brute!

Bowser: I can't let my prize just leave! But I guess you can at least try to escape!

Peach: Mario isn't the only one who doesn't give up!

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Meanwhile the captains ship started sinking

Daisy: that's not good

Luigi: the oceans getting higher!

Mario: nope the ship is going down! We're sinking!

Captain: Black beard bowser made a hole in the ship! That rat! I'll make him walk the plank for this!

Then cheep-cheeps swam around the ship

Captain: If we don't end up as fish food first

Luigi: Daisy if this is the end I want you to know that I-

Daisy: hold that thought Luigi!

She was able to get her hand out of the ropes

Daisy: koopas are terrible at tying knots!

Captain: I'm glad you made that discovery but hurry!

Daisy: you got it!

Daisy untied Mario Luigi and captain

Mario: nice work Daisy!

Luckily what was left of the ship still floats

Mario: excuse me captain but we're going to have to cast off!

Captain: that's fine with me!

Mario: It's not much but it sure beats swimming

Daisy: So what were you going to say Luigi?

Luigi: uh... it wasn't important don't worry about it

Daisy: are you sure? You said that last time

Luigi: y-yeah I'm sure

Daisy: if you say so. Onto adventure!

Mario and captain: Adventure!

Luigi: ...adventure...

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Back with bowser he was standing on a balcony in front of the party with peach in a cage next to him

Bowser: everyone is here in your honor my precious princess

Peach: don't call me that and I don't fit in with this kind of crowd

Bowser: Hahaha! These scurvy scoundrels won't care!

Peach: your disgusting bowser! Mean curl hearted vicious and uncivilized!

Bowser: I love it when you give me compliments! But enough of this sweet talk

Peach: I'm giving you compliments!

Bowser: whatever

He looked back at the pirate crowd

Bowser: Listen up repulsive wretches! It's time to play auction the princess!

Peach gasped and all the pirates laughed

Peach: you wouldn't dare!

Bowser: oh but I would! Do I hear one thousand gold coins?! Remember the money goes to my favorite charity! Me! Hahaha!

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Meanwhile Mario Luigi Daisy and captain almost made it to the island Bowser was

captain: here we are! Pirates Park!

Mario: it's time to save peach from that diabolical bowser!

Daisy held her baseball bat

Daisy: yeah let's do this!

Luigi: but now do we save her? We have no ship! no cannons! no weapons! We have three men! one princess and one pirate against five hundred!

Daisy: we can still take them on one by one!

Mario: if you can't beat them join them!

Daisy: what do you mean?!

Mario: And then we'll beat them!

Daisy: oh ok I like that plan better!

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The four of them made it to the Island.

Captain: are you sure about this?

Mario Luigi and Daisy were disguised as pirates

Mario: positive! Don't you recognize captain manly and my first mates stomper and grumpy!

Captain: sure mate you're looking like real pirates!

Daisy: wait stomper and grumpy? Mario are those are the best names you could come up with?

Luigi: am I stomper or grumpy?

Mario: I didn't have much time to think of a good names! Just pick one

Daisy: fine I'll be grumpy

Luigi: I guess that makes me stomper

The three of them walked up to the entrance of the party but it was guarded by two koopas

Koopa 1: where do you think you're going?

Mario: avast ye swabs! Back off! Make room for the basest pirates in the Caribbean!

Koopa 2: this is an auction! You have to have money into order to get in

Mario: Oh uh... stomper?

Luigi checked his pockets which were empty

Daisy: I got this

She took out a small bag from her pocket which was full of small gold coins

Daisy: should this be enough?

Koopas: whoa... go right in!

The koopas let Mario Luigi and Daisy into the party

Mario: see? I told you it would be easy!

Luigi: Daisy where did you get that money?

Daisy: I'm a princess remember? That's just my spare change

Luigi: Oh yeah!

The three of them saw bowser on the balcony with peach in her cage

Mario: Daisy see if you could sneak up to peach and use your lock picking skills to open that cage

Daisy: on it Mario- I mean captain manly!

Daisy snuck passed the crowd while Mario and Luigi had to blend in

Bowser: sink another ship! Steal more treasure! This princess then just one thousand coins!

Mario: he's celling her?! That's it-!

Mario was about to run up to bowser but Luigi held him back

Luigi: hold on bro! I'm as mad as you are but we have a plan remember? We can't blow our cover

Mario calmed down and Luigi let him go

Mario: your right I have to stay focused. remember we have to act tough

They both saw a koopa bar tender walked and up to him

Luigi: I'll take a milk!

The koopa looked at Luigi confused and Mario facepalmed

Mario: uh in a dirty glass!

Daisy almost made it to peach when bowser started talking again

Bowser: do I hear a million gold coin for this fair maiden of the sea?

Peach: that's enough bowser! You've had your fun now let me go!

Bowser: I will! I'll let you go with whoever offered one million coins!

Luigi: I bet a billion!

Everyone in the party looked at Luigi but peach recognized him

Peach: this that-

Bowser: A billion?! Hahaha! Sold to the puny pirate with the hideous hair for a billion gold coins!

All the koopas start celebrating and bowser was too distracted to notice Daisy right behind him

Bowser: I'm rich! Rich! Filthy stinking rich!

Daisy used her bobby pin to unlock the cage but the door his bowser in the face

Bowser: Ow! What the heck?!

Peach and Daisy pushed bowser off of the balcony. Peach landed on top of him first and then Daisy

Daisy: take that you black hearted pirate!

Peach: never treat anyone like a prize to sell!

They both ran up to Mario Luigi and the captain but then bowser stood up

Bowser: don't just stand there koopas! Get them!!

Captain: run mateys! Run!

Luigi: you don't have to tell me twice!

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The five of them ran back to the captain's pirate but bowser made it there to

Bowser: I have you now!

Peach: Oh no!

Bowser started running towards peach but Mario kicked him in the gut

Bowser: Ow!

Mario: leave her alone bowser!

Bowser: t-that was a lucky shot!

Daisy: then what do you call this?!

Daisy hit bowser in the chest with her baseball bat and he landed right in a cannon. Luigi turned in around to face the ocean

Bowser: hey are you all doing?!

Peach: we're about to blow you away!

Mario: care to do the honors?

Mario gave peach a match

Peach: thank you Mario

Peach lit the match and lit the cannon

Bowser: No! No! No!

Daisy: have a nice flight!

The cannon launched bowser into the sky

Bowser: AHHH!!! I'll be back for sink you!!!

They all saw bowser fall into the ocean pretty far away

Peach: we sure since black beard bowser sailing!

All: Hahahahaha!

Daisy changed bowser's flag to a mushroom flag