Sup Calum,

I had an amazing day at school today!!
You didn't believe me, right? It sucked and I am pretty sure that my day will be worse when I got home. I'm currently at McDonald's seeing as today we're going to have beans for dinner and...c'mon, beans?

So, Miss Jackson made us take a pop quiz on the lesson she had just taught us. Insane, right? You'd think why would a younger teacher like her be such a bitch. Well, grab your cup because I'm about to spill real tea.
SHE HAS A THING FOR MR IRWIN
Uh huh. She likes him while he clearly doesn't and I may or may not have heard she asked him out and he pretended being gay. Now, you'll ask me how I know he's not gay. My dearest Cal, I had seen him making out with a tall brunette at Dream Cream. I, of course, had hidden behind the counter much to Luke's surprize when I had seen Mr Irwin walking in with his date. Can't mix school life with real life.
Unless he asked me out. I would easily develop a daddy kink for him.

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Right, so where were we? Miss Jackson called everyone's parents. Or, everyone who had a D like me. A fucking D in today's class? That's HUGE, don't you think?

My mum doesn't.

I swear, she is the actual Karen. She sat me in the sofa and yelled at me for not paying attention in class and told me I won't ever be accepted in a college, as if Alex will be. I love him, you know that, but my brother is dumb as fuck. Is she mad at him, though? NO. I'M the problem.
I don't care. I mean, I do. That's why I texted Addison and Jane, we're going to study together for the next test. I need them if I want to get anything above C.

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We're not studying. We ended up going to Dream Cream and kind of dying. I mean stuDYING. Whatever. Jane and I are, actually. Addison consumed too much sugar and is currently drawing unicorns in her notebook and she keeps begging Luke for one more rainbow frosty but he refuses to give her one. Duh.

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Okay, listen to this. I, Charlotte Maxine Lee, am going to have a movie night with Alex. You have to admit, I'm a fucking kind hearted person.
LMAO you realise I'm ditching you for History and a movie night with my brother, right? I'm downright offending you.

I don't know why I want to offend you, though. Or maybe I do and I'm just too bored to write it .

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WE WATCHED CARS 2. Why does he have to be like that? Every person has their older sibling as their role model but I happen to have HIM. And my parents still haven't apologised yet for making me live with him.

Now as you can tell I am angry at everything so this is a good point to start complaining about YOU. How dare you leave your first girlfriend alone in highschool? Wasn't I a good girlfriend in 2nd grade?

Be thankful that I am smart enough to get a diary and name it Calum and patient enough to wait for you and not completely  forget your existance and find another best friend. Lucky you, I am too lazy to find someone else to replace you.

Or maybe I fucking know no one could ever replace you.

OR Addison and Jane are way better.
I'm going to sleep now. No one needs a Calum with ONE l in their lives.

So that's for chapter 2. Did you like it?

Dedicated to Chrysbliss