I sit back and publish the fanfic I just finished. Being a part of YouTube is pretty fun, but you know what's more fun? Writing fanfiction about yourself. This beautiful account, @Totally-Not-Grian, is where I make this happen. I pretend it's two girls on the account, but no one caught on yet. That it, until someone did. 

     @SchmancyCat. They found out, and not only did they find out, they posted it on my message board. That's not good. . . 

     I pretend to go along with it. Say that would be funny. That what normally happens on Wattpad. Someone does something crazy, someone goes along with it, and that's all fine. It happens. 

     I'm still making this log though. I need to remember this. No matter how well you sell the lie, it will always, always, get found out eventually. 

     Now I just need to save this. . . wait. . . did I click the wrong button? I HIT THE PUBLISH BUTTON. NO, STOP, NO NO NOOOOOO- 

Requested by @SchmancyCat