I'm not labeling them anymore. I'm tired.

"I dunno what the rules are, but I don't give a shit about them."

"You're my knight in t-shirts and bootyshorts."

"Next time on angst writers brainstorm sessions: random children"

"I have five cats, martial arts training, and a duct tape sword."

"T-pose cult let's do this."

"Don't ask me I live under a granite boulder"

"Ah, yes, my fingles"

"you look like a discount Instagram influencer From wish.com"

"I forgot to eat my coffee today and I think it shows."

"I'm the furry, and I'm smarter than that."

"You are appropriating my twerp culture."

"I do not condone crime children."

"If microwave⁴ + blender = cursed, how many watermelons did the tickle monster fly?"

"Don't worry you still have one grandchild"

"🎶I am gonna go break a holograms ribs-🎶"

"Much pen click, very yes"

"Ain't that the cutest amalgamation you've ever seen?"

"my idiocy is unstoppable"