Vivi has way too many of these. Also, she can't remember if she posted some of these before cuz it's 6:30 in the morning and forgot to sleep, so that's something. 

"I will be arriving backwards on a horse"

"I forgot a detail, I didn't give her my name in the dream, I gave her my name before the dream, the dream just explained the name."

"Now that I am no longer sleep deprived, I can say that I will aggravate someone into stabbing me, getting them sent to jail."

"There's nothing that makes you more trustworthy than falling out of the sky in a meteor." 

"I was so shocked I just stared for a few moments before regaining brain function - It's was a happy shocked though"

"Getting triggered by most of the other comments here. Fun. Imma just go-"

"Tasty tears"

"He's just sitting there like "Wtf is he having an allergic reaction or did I kill him or wtf is going onnnnn""

"Heck yeah it's fricking adorable."

"Now I'm imagining Joey kicking down the door, screaming "SOMETHING ABOUT FOOD." and then yanking Xornoth out."

"For some reason, reading this comment made a saxophone version of John Cena come to mind."

"Non-romantic plates are my favorite kind!"

"Somehow not as bloodthirsty as I would have been."

"Kill him! Kill him, bring him back from hell and kill him again! Wait, you promised Amara, so I guess. . . MAKE HIM WISH HE WAS DEAD, YEAH!"

"I don't care what a man looks like. They can look sporty, nerdy, hot, cute, ugly, sweet, rude, unfriendly, friendly, they can be smart, dumb, silly, serious, I don't care. I would like them just as much. Crazy, sane, literally anything. I don't care if their rich or poor. I don't care if their family likes me or not. I don't even care if we share a single common interest. Might just be cuz I don't like men, but I'm not sure."

"I'm a me if anyones wondering"

"Dear simpboy-"

"I continue on with you, my fellow angst lover"

"That art. I love it. So much. *squeaks in queer*"

"I prefer homochromia, but yeah"

"ReEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe-"

"It's really not low though. Cows are pretty dangerous."

"That photo melted mah heart. AHWG"

"Helicopters into the sky majestically"

"Their tryna blind the sun."

"It helps me bring out my inner f*** demon."