Iviv here. Yep. That's absolutely me. 

"Tom likes Tord so much, he's just like: If you die I die. Wheeeeee, death."

"Break the fourth wall. SHOW THEM THE TOMTORD FICS."

"It's ain't gay to cuddle with the homies, but Dream, you were gay anyway."

"He got a KNIFE"

"Well thanku. -James who is chronically late for some reason"

"That is a very sadistic child." 

"I wanna see a fish's reaction when he swears at 'em for being raw." 

"I think it's full on kidnapping, but I didn't see anything."

"Ma'am and sir, your son-in-law is a dream demon."

"No no no no no, you got it all wrong. I won't kill YOU yet."

"Supporting the book as a demon. I like it."

"Blush mode, activated."

"The Axolotl didn't just make you human, they made you gay." 

"I just remembered the dancing Spiderman." 

"Simp mode activated." 

"You ever see a nerf dart and just go nom?" 

"Platonic simp." 

"If anyone asks, it's blood." 

"Did you just call a blueberry a banana?" 

"You dum-dum dork." 

"the more violent entrance to the lion king"

"She would be cute if I didn't hate her." 

"Llama drama alert"