It might just always be Vivi on these. . .

"I'm doing seven. You?"

"dies"

"Yeah, but that was earlier."

"SCREEEEE"

"I don't think punching it helps."

"I had a fight with ham."

"I just sneezed backwards."

"It's 4:00 AM and I have no clue what to DOOOOOOOO-"

"Kick the first four letters"

"I dub thee the Whatever Guy."

"Thought I was bi, turns out I'm complicated."

"r/ihadastroke"

"If you had a brain, I'd explain it to you, but you wouldn't understand it"

"That's not how facts work"

"Define glerbalochol"

"I'm just so cool I count as 200%"

"People think their happy, and then they realize, their just stupid." 

"The Wattpad comments will always go the gay route." 

"Yep. Just through the spine. Dies of laughter"

"The only two words I know in a different language that I can remember right now is hello/bye in Italian and a curse word in Norwegian"

"Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss- aww, slap. Still kiss though."