These are Vivi. They are really out of context and some sound really bad but all of them have a good explanation, I just don't feel like writing it. 

"Team Potato will crush Team Tomato into sauce!" 

"Dominoes were always meant to fall. No one out pizzas the hut." 

"Teams don't exist. There's only who you trust and those who trust you. Often, someone only fits into one category. If they fit into both, then they are your weakness and your strength. Take care of them." 

"Where's her nose? Why she got no nose?" 

"What in the absolute gingermuffin?" 

"A little warm and wet." Don't worry, this isn't actually bad, just really, really out of context. 

"De crap." 

"All the birds." 

Unholy screeching

"That's a mental disorder? I thought I was just weird." 

*In a British accent* "Did you just slap my donkey?" 

"No, I'm about to lick your hair." 

These last three were at 2:00-3:00 AM with Ollie right next to me. No I will not go to sleep.