Him|Her

Are you a dog person or a cat person?

It's okay, if you're a cat person tho.

I can adjust.

I told you not to text me again.

Did you really?

I thought you were secretly dying to talk to me!

Huh, sure.

Hey! Don't be so mean

You wound me :(

Good to know then.

Now, fuck off.

Sheesh, what crawled up your ass??

Oh wait, I know

Don't you dare say it.

But it's funny, c'mon!
Lmfaooo

No, it's not.

Okay, fine. Tell me your name, at least.

No.

Pretty please?

No.

Don't you think I should know my future husband's name?

That my friend being YOU.

What the fuck?

What made you think I'd marry you?

Oh please, why won't you?

I'm smart, talented, funny

You wanna know more? I can go on

No, thanks. :)

Okay then. Your loss.

Sure.

Now tell me you name, buttercup!

For my own sanity, I'm going to ignore that you called me buttercup.

Only for you, babe ;)

Don't you have any friends that you can annoy?

I do but they're bored of me, I guess.

Sucks to be you.

Now, stop texting me.

Just when I thought you were starting to fall in love with me.

Sigh.

Fall in love with you?

Lmaooo

No thanks.

It's okay, love

You already have, you just don't know it yet.

Oh my.

;)

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S.