You: unnnnniiiiieeee

You: uuunnnnnniiiiiieeee

Unnieme: BISH IM NOT UR ONION STOP CALLING ME THAT

Unnieme: istg you'll regret loving Koreans one day. Like why do you even listen to them? You can't speak korean and they're girly

You:

Unnieme: ugh whatever you'll regret anyways you'll see

You:

Unnieme: GOD DAMN IT STOP IT WITH THESE STUPID KOREAN MEMES IM CRINGING

You: EXCUSE YOU WHY AM I EVEN A FRIEND OF YOURS????

Unnieme: because you don't have any other friends?

You: ouch that's cruel ;-;

Unnieme: ugh anyways what did you want

You: eeerrrr can we go to the cinema together tonight?

Unnieme: why the cinema? We don't usually go there

You: oh I just wanna see a movie with my friend :)

Unnieme: •••

Unnieme: it's kpop related isn't it

You:

Unnieme: I knew it

Unnieme: AND I SAID STOP THOSE MEMES UGH

You:

Unnieme: 😠😠

You: uh ok I'll stop 😂😂

You: so u coming?

Unnieme: no I can't stand Koreans. Plus I won't stand your fangirling over them AND WHY DONT YOU GO WITH YOUR INTERNET KOREAN NONEXISTENT BOYFRIEND THERE

You: Well DAMN someone didn't drink their morning coffee

You: what's wrong with you

Unnieme: I just..

Unnieme: I failed again ;-;

You: aww don't worry I didn't do well either

Unnieme: yeah right

You: yk what I'll watch it alone later. How bout u come by and have your morning coffee here so you could chill a little

Unnieme: you know what (Y/N) I keep asking myself why I'm a friend with someone crazy like you but you always keep reminding me

You: awww that's sweet noW GET UR ASSEU HERE IN 10 MINUTES

Unnieme: wow you ruined the moment

Unnieme: okay I'm coming. Byyye

You: see ya

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