It was a quiet day on the strong hold.........Almost to quiet.
In fact the last time it had been this quiet, Rahm Kota had walked in to check on his young generals only to have them laugh at him. This was mainly because his main general, the young girl he trusted with everything, had drawn dicks on his face in her sleep. God knows why but, she had done it. And to top it off Captain Meliodas has taken pictures.
He still got those pictures sir dropped yo him some times. Then don't even mention when he brought someone to the ship. If they had an Apple phone, dear god were they in fro a treat.
Yet, all he could do was sit. So he sat there waiting and waiting. He stood second later he just being still there for a second. He gulped when he heard a freak in the food board. The older man stood there listening before hearing the scream.
A steam hew knew all to well. The scream of general Hawk's. His main mustang general, who usually took missions on earth for them.
"POLARIS! GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE OR I SWEAR TO GOD!"
"NO HAWKS! HAWKS I NEED TO SEND THIS TO PEOPLE! I NEED TO SHOW PEOPLE THE BEAUTY OF THE MEME!"
And there it was. The chaos he had gotten used to since he took Polaris in. She had joined when she had been six at the time but, dear god she had turned his life upside Seven time by now. Half of that time it was usually use to her gun skills or her smarts or her 'jokes'. And she wasn't even 18 yet.
Sometimes he feared for the future of humanity or any species if polaris was their future. For god sake this was a girl who didn't knows dish soap wasn't a drink when she was eight. And don't even get him started on other people.
"I SWEAR TO GOD UST GUGE ME THE PHONE!"
"NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS,"
"ALL RIGHT THATS IT."
Rham then heard a noise he knew all to well.
"OH MY GOD HAWK GIVE DEKU BACK HIS LIGHT SABER RIGHT NOW.
"SHUT UP STEVEN. I AM DELETING THAT MEME OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DO IT.....I...I..I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WILL DO BUT I WILL DO IT!"
"PUT IT DOWN MAN OR I WIKL BE FORCED TO USE MINE."
"SHUT UP MEL."
And with that Rahm headed into the room to break up whatever was happening. Well, he did and wasn't expecting to see this.
Hawks had grabbed dek's light shade and was trying to hold Polaris down as she laughed her head off, clinging onto her phone for dear life. As for Steven, the poor boy was holding bale above his head as if getting ready to cut his head off. Meanwhile Kyle and Meliodas were clinging onto his legs as if trying to slow him down. Pidge was recording in the background like their usually demonic selves. Star was giggling like a psychopath next to them. Rham sighed making his way over...this was his life now.

(What polaris made)