Yixing: Apparently at some point when Junmyeon and I were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, he asked me how I felt about pet names, to which I replied, "Well you have to call them something." The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really a testament to my boyfriend's patience.

Kasper: Your boyfriend is moronsexual.

Yixing: Please don't call my boyfriend a moron.

Yixing: ...

Yixing: Wait.