Shane = Bold

Cleo = Italics

"Welcome to how to stop a big shot celebrity from killing himself 101."

"Y-y-you- how did you?"

"Shane. My dear, dear Lost Shane. I have a brain, that is how. Unlike the air headed, completely oblivious but strangely plot appropriate dumb girls in chick flicks, I can join dots together."

"Dots?"

"Dots. Well, really only two dots, so it was more of a line."

"Let me guess, you went all Scooby-Doo on me and picked up on the-"

"-when you accused me of saying that I hated you but was like super conflicted afterward? Yeah. That was kind of a give away."

"Mistake of mine?"

"Big mistake. But...also kind of a bonus."

"Bonus? How the hell is it a bonus?"

"For two reasons."

"What two reasons?"

"Shut up Lost Shane, you sound like a whining child and it is not a good look for you."

"You can't see me."

"I can imagine your overly prominent cheekbones forming a pouty face."

"You still going for that good looking thing?"

"I'm not the type of girl who denies a good looking guy when I see one."

"..."

"I do...I really do need to apologize for those things I said. It was completely out of-"

"No, it wasn't. It was completely justified. Everything you said was true. There's really no point in either of us denying facts Super-girl."

"I...I don't feel like much of a Super-girl anymore. I kind of feel like a villain."

"You're not a-"

"I am. I am. Or at least, I was. You have to understand that that wasn't me it- well. It was- but it wasn't. It-it was the old me, rising to the surface. The old me who insulted every living, breathing, beautiful thing that she saw. And what I said- it wasn't right. It doesn't matter that I didn't think it was you. Even if you weren't him it was still wrong. So, so wrong. It's just barbaric. To talk about someone behind their back like that? It's just selfish. It doesn't make a difference if they're famous or not, it doesn't matter if I thought that he would never hear it. It doesn't matter that he, you're, a celebrity. It's still wrong. Rumors and false sayings are what bring people to the thought of taking their lives in the first place. You have no idea how sorry I am Shane."

"Super-girl. It's al-"

"No. No, it isn't alright Lost Boy. I couldn't have possibly have known what you were going through. It was completely and utterly childish to hold a grudge against someone that I had never even met. I got it all wrong Lost Boy. All wrong. You weren't putting up those fake smiles because you were hiding something evil. You were hiding something broken. I couldn't have possibly known what was going through your mind."

"I told you to call me Shane."

"Lost Boy suits you better."

"You're saying that I'm so awful that I don't even deserve the entitlement of my own name?"

"Who knows, maybe you'll earn it one day."

"Earn my own name?"

"Yup. By becoming someone you're proud of. I refuse to call you Shane if you're not proud of the person that you are. As long as you're lost, you're Lost Boy to me. Other than that the best you're gonna get from me is Lost Shane."

"Would it be possible to become Peter Pan anytime soon?"

"Only when you learn how to use that Pixie Dust of yours."

"I guess I'll need my Tinker-Bell then."

"Sorry Lost Boy, the best I can give you is Super-girl."

"That's good enough for me."

"I'm glad."

"Thank-you, Super-girl."

"For what?"

"For-you know. Not freaking out once you found out who I was. I felt for sure that you'd have a complete go at me for not telling you and then refuse to talk to me an-and I wouldn't be able to handle that. I've become a whole lot more dependent on our conversations than I planned to. But I am truly sorry for lying to you."

"It would be wrong to do that. Besides, you weren't lying to me."

"I wasn't?"

"You never told me that you weren't Shane so technically there was no lying involved. Plus you were straight with me."

"No I wasn't."

"Yes, you were. You showed me your true personality, none of those fake smiles and corny jokes that you put on for the cameras."

"I-I-I never thought of it that way before."

"Well, you should. Your personality is really quite beautiful. It's been a while since I've spoken to someone as honest and truly not afraid to be themselves. Even if it is just for me. Or at least I think it's just for me because I have a feeling that if that girlfriend of yours saw this side of you she'd be head over heels in love with you."

"Do you want to know what else is honest?"

"I have a feeling that an egotistical comment is about to come my way so I'm going to say no."

"Too bad. I'm going to tell you anyway."

"Fine, what else is honest Lost Boy?"

"My last name."

"Huh?"

"Caliente. It means hot in Spanish."

"I'm going to hang up now."

"I didn't expect anything less."