Shane = Bold

Cleo = Italics

"I'm at the train station."

"Okay, cool. I'll meet you at the other end of the line."

"In London?"

"Yeah. I'm really sorry that I can't get a ride down there and escort you myself but there's only so much time my manager will allow me to have off."

"N-no. It's fine. I do have one question though."

"What's that?"

"You are aware that you're famous, right?"

"Right."

"So, are you intending to get swarmed by fans the moment you step into a public space? Because I'm pretty sure that's what will happen the second you show your face."

"I have a plan."

"And what might that plan be, Lost Boy? Did you get a face transplant?"

"No..."

"Let me guess, sunglasses and hoodie?"

"..."

"Are you serious?"

"...yeah."

"That's not going to hide your identity."

"It works in the movies."

"Yeah...because it's the movies."

"Well, I don't have any other option. I've never been in a situation like this before."

"There are two ways this could go. Either you're going to get spotted and therefore swarmed by fans or people are going to think you're some kind of murderer."

"Why on earth would they think that?"

"Sunglasses and hoodie. It's classic 'I don't want to be noticed attire'."

"What's wrong with that?"

"That's exactly the kind of attire that gets you noticed."

"In the movies?"

"...yeah."

"Then I guess neither of us has any experience with operation: get an extremely well-known celebrity into a capital city without getting noticed."

"I guess we'll just have to wing it then."

"It doesn't matter that much."

"Why not?"

"The only really busy place we'll be in is actually the train station."

"How is that possible? It's London, the place is swarming with people."

"Not if you're me."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means that me and you are going to explore my favorite spots in London."

"How does that relate to London not being busy?"

"I've been living in London for five years and I get bored sometimes. I've found spots where hardly anyone goes."

"Have you planned this?"

"I have been...ever since I thought of it. I-uh-damn. I kind of set up this whole little tour thing where I show you the best parts of London, the bits that people wouldn't usually see."

"Oooooohhhh. That sounds exciting."

"I hope it is. I mean, I thought it would be a bit unoriginal to take you to all the average landmarks that everyone else goes to. Or-I don't know. If you want to see the landmarks that's fine too. I-I just-maybe thought that perhaps the backstreets of London might be a bit more interesting. There are so many places I love and I thought that you might like them too. B-but now that I think about it you'd probably hate it. You're right I'll just take you to th-"

"Shut up for a second Lost Boy. You're right. The backstreets sound much more interesting. If you love it I'm sure I will too.  I'm looking forward to Lost Boy's version of never-land."

"Really? Oh that's great. I can't wait t-"

"Shut up. My train's here. I'd prefer not to fall down the gap between the train and the platform."