Lars: WHY U KEEP ON WRITIN, BRUH!?

Ham: DA FAQ!? CAUSE U DEAD!

Lars: WAT!? I NOT DEAD! I BE FAKIN' FO LOVESSS!

Ham: GODAMMIT LAURS!

Lars: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUQ HAM!?

Ham: *kisses Lars deeply* I LOVES UUUU!

LarS: I LUV U TOOOOOO!

*they both die cause they refused to move* END