"Have me?" Xander whispered, clearly frightened, or perhaps just panicking...severely. "Yes." GAbriel said simply, calmly as if they were discussing a math quiz, not Xander's sexuality. "I'll be your first kiss with another guy, I'll be the first one to take you on a date, the first you say 'I love you' to." Gabriel explained with a confident smile. "You'll be on your knees for me by the end of the school year." He challenged. Xander regained his composure. "You're saying a tiny little thing like you can dominate me?" Xander snorted arrogantly. "I know I can." Gabriel replied quietly, staring him down. "Wanna bet on it?" He offered, smirking wickedly. "Bet on what? The fact that you're convinced you can dominate me?" Xander smirked at him, smug. Gabriel nodded. "Yes. my goal will be to get you to admit that I can fully dominate you, or your consent to physically dominate you. Your ultimate goal will be to prove to me that your are infact, not a submissive person in any way." Gabriel explained, still ever so calm considering they were basically betting on Xander's virginity. "Any other rules?" Xander asked, scowling now. "Yes. we would have to publicly date because you obviously are struggling with coming out, so i'll help you there.But if anyone dares to try and question your sexuality, I personally promise it will be taken care of." Gabriel told him quietly, his voice dripping with sincerity. Truth be told, Xander hated to admit it, but he did trust Gabriel on this. Also, i am a very needy person," Gabriel smirked slightly at this, knowing what he was doing. "So I require at least one kiss, on the mouth, every day." Xander's face screwed up in a look of disgust, and Gabriel laughed quietly. (at a frequency only turtles can hear, Xander decided). "Come, now am I really so detestable that you can't even manage a fake, feelingless kiss?" Gabriel said, eyes crinkling in a smile. "Fine, but i'm no-" Xander started to arge a concern, but Gabriel jumped in, sounding a bit harsh. "No, you dont have to have any sexual contact with me if you don't wish to. I'm not going to force sexual contact out of someone. Im not an animal. " Gabriel's sudden seriousness lightened. "But of course, if you wish to mess around, your mightily welcome." He added, another small smile playing on his lips. Xander visibly relaxed, something Gabriel noted. "Okay, then what are the win/lose terms? " Xander asked, titling his head, making his hair fall over his eyes. Gabriel smiled softly at him, as if he knew something that Xander didn't.

Impossible.