theater boy 🏳️‍🌈 sent a message to (homo)sapiens

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
gUYS
I'M HAVING A CRISIS

roman empire 🤙
what's up kiddo

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
first of all don't call me that
ur like 4'11

roman empire 🤙

the aussie 🔥
what i miss

queen 👑
i'm here axel
what's up buttercup

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
inhales
okay
i'm going over to peter's house after school tomorrow

queen 👑
excuse me
WHAT-

the aussie 🔥
Way to go axe man 👀

roman empire 🤙
make sure to bring condoms!

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
GUYS NO WE'RE JUST WORKING ON A PROJECT
IT'S NOT A DATE

the aussie 🔥
would this so called project be called you losing your virginity? 👀

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
nO

queen 👑
then why are you stressing out axel

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
i don't know i just get this way around cute guys!

roman empire 🤙
ohmygod
our boy has a crush
gUYS OUR BOY HAS A CRUSH HOLY SHIT

the aussie 🔥
OUR BABY IS GROWING UP

queen 👑
AW OH MY GOD AXEL

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
no no no no i don't have a crush
i just think he's cute

roman empire 🤙

the aussie 🔥
that's like saying that brandy just finds mj attractive
when we all know she wants to smash

queen 👑
SHUT THE FUCK UP

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
you guys are literally impossible

roman empire 🤙
you love us

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
oh go make out with grayson
wait no you actually will

the aussie 🔥
you and brandy need to go get yo man/girl
then we can all triple date
cause we're getting tired of seeing the longing looks from across the hall that you give them

queen 👑
you literally made axel ask roman if he liked you gray

the aussie 🔥
. . .

queen 👑
LMFAO I CHOKED ON MY WATER

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈
i hate and love you all so much

queen 👑
okay but real talk
axel just be yourself
don't try to change anything

roman empire 🤙
yeah if peter can't see what an amazing guy you are then it's his loss

the aussie 🔥
cause ur fuckin amazing fam

theater boy 🏳️‍🌈

thank you ilygsm

queen 👑
and we love you too

roman empire 🤙
that's kinda g a y

the aussie 🔥
babe none of us are straight

roman empire 🤙