*Alex's POV*

The three of us ran down the stairs into the tsunami of people. Man, I hate people. "It's blocked off!" Rose said as she rolled her eyes. Well no shit, Rose.

"We're miles from the center. The city must be gridlocked. The whole of London must be closing down." I said to them as I fixed the Doctors jacket, that I was still wearing. I look better in his jacket then he does.

"I know!" The Doctor exclaimed happily. "I can't believe I'm here to see this. This is fantastic!" I raised my eyebrows and rolled my eyes at him. Why the hell is he so happy about this damn crashing? Why does he get so happy over the strangest things?

"Did you know this was gonna happen?" Rose questioned him.

"Nope." The Doctor shrugged in return.

"Do you recognize the ship?" I squinted my eyes at it. I didn't even recognize it and I've seen a lot.

"Nope." Wow, great help, Doctor. Thank you. My hero.

"Do you know why it crashed?" Rose continued.

"Nope!" Rose come on, let's get on with it already the Doctor doesn't know who the ship belongs too. SHUT UP, ROSE. Let's move on with the program.

"Oh we're so glad to have you!" Rose rolled her eyes at the Doctor. Wow, Rose actually said something that doesn't make me wanna pop her head.

"This is what I travel for. To see history happening right in front of us!" The Doctor had such a huge grin on his face. I smiled up at him and went to put my head on his shoulder. 'Alex.' I hate my brain. Almost kissed him ten minutes ago, stay in your lane, brain.

"Let's go and see it then. Never mind the traffic, we've got the Tardis!" Rose said, throwing her hands up. Yeah no.

"We probably shouldn't. They've already got one spaceship in the middle of London, we shouldn't give them another." The Doctor stared down at her. Come on, Rose. I love you and all but literally the whole world is aware of what's going on right now, someone's gonna see a blue box just appear out of nowhere.

"Alex! Beam us there!" Oh fuck you too, bitch. 'Beam us there,' the fuck do I look like?

"Nah, too dangerous. Not tryna get caught by the CIA again." And just for the record, we don't beam, we flash. Ugh no one gets wizard talk right.

"So history's happening and we're stuck here?" Rose's face scrunched up in disgust. Kinda what we just said love.

"Yep. Yes we are." The Doctor nodded.

"Well, we could always do what everyone else does." The Doctor and I turned to Rose. Oh god please don't tell me... "We could watch it on TV."

We went into Roses flat and I groaned loudly as we stood in the foyer. Now it's time to see the stupid bitch that made my werewolf ex boyfriend come back. Yay! So exciting. The Doctor rolled his eyes at me and pulled me more into Roses apartment, "you're so dramatic." I straightened up, well thank you for being late to the party. We're all very aware of how dramatic I am. I pouted at the Doctor and handed him back his jacket.

The Doctor sat down in front of the TV and I stood next to him watching. I crossed my arms, listening to what the newscaster was saying. Something's off about this whole crash. I felt an arm snake around my waist. I looked down as the Doctor pulled me down into his lap. Is this him flirting? I blushed a bit, leaning back against him with my head on his shoulder. That was smooth. You human boys could neva.

The Doctor turned the volume up and we watched intently together. Jackie was inviting all her friends over to see Rose. These people were so damn loud. I sighed loudly, "jesus christ, I hate people." I felt the Doctor's chest vibrating against my back. I couldn't help but blush again.

The room was getting really loud, "Do ya mind? I'm trying to watch!" The Doctor yelled over his shoulder. I looked up at him and burst out laughing, shaking my head at him.

That didn't stop Jackie's freak show. More and more people came in and the room was way too loud. "Fuck this." I stood up from the Doctors lap and walked out of Roses apartment.

"Where are you going? You're leaving me alone with all of them?" I turned around and saw the Doctor standing outside Roses door with his arms crossed, and a smirk on his face. I couldn't help but smile a bit.

"You coming?" I motioned for him to come into my home. The Doctor followed me inside and I walked into my kitchen, leaving the Doctor in my living room. The wind started blowing all types of crazy again, I sighed, seeing Justin was back. "What do you want, Justin?" I crossed my arms at him.

"What did you do?" Justin crossed his arms right back at me.

"What do you mean?"

"Huge spaceship crashes in London the same day you get back? Sounds like something that has to do with Alex." The Doctor snorted and I pouted at him. Seriously man? Take my side.

"Why? Something weird always happens when I'm around." Justin raised his eyebrows at me, "I didn't do shit." I motioned to the Doctor, who shook his head. Justin pointed his wand to the wall.

"What did you do?" Justin yelled at me in the school hallway.

"Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens, doesn't mean I automatically had something to do with it."

"Did you have something to do with it?"

"Yes!" I whined at Justin and he threw his arms up, rolling his eyes at me.

"That was in high school, Justin." I rolled my eyes at him and shook my head.

Justin pulled out his crystal ball, "who is most likely the reason for the spaceship crashing in London?"

'Alex Russo'. He smirked at me and I rolled my eyes. Stupid crystal ball. I should throw that thing at the damn wall.

"Why am I number one? Who's number two?" I crossed my arms at the ball.

'The Doctor'.

"Why is he number two? I should be number two!" I complained and the Doctor chuckled. "I didn't even do anything."

"I don't believe you." I rolled my eyes at Justin. "and I don't care enough to, just fix it." He flashed himself out.

"Can you believe that? Always getting blamed for the wrong things." The Doctor turned the TV on and I walked over, sitting on the couch's armrest, and stared at the screen. "Look at that. It's too perfect." I shook my head and pointed to the screen, "the landing. Amount of smoke, everything."

The Doctor tilted his head, squinting his eyes at the screen. He beamed at me, "you're brilliant."

"That's what I've been saying this whole time." I smiled at the Doctor, "wanna check it out? Roads shouldn't be as bad by now."

"Good plan." The Doctor got off the couch, grabbing my hand.

I pulled back and the Doctor raised his eyebrows at me, "question is, who's driving? Do we wanna go by Tardis or magic carpet?" He burst out laughing at me.

"Tardis for now, but I do want a magic carpet ride later." The Doctor grabbed my hand again and led me towards my apartment door.

We walked out and heard someone hurry after us. "Oi, I've been looking for you two! Where do you two think you're going?" I turned around to see Rose standing there with her hands on her hips.

"Nowhere. History just happened and they're talking about where you can buy dodgy top up cards for half price, we're off on a wonder, that's all." The Doctor shrugged at Rose, holding my hand tighter.

"Right. There's a spaceship in the Thames and you two are just wondering?" Rose said in a mocking voice.

"For once it's got nothing to do with him." I pointed to the Doctor, who gave me an offended look. "It's not an invasion. That was a genuine crash landing. Angle of decent, color of smoke, everything. It's perfect."

"So?" Rose asked, raising her eyebrows.

"So maybe this is it. First contact. The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race. I'm not interfering because you lot have to do this on your own. That's when the human race finally grows up. Just this morning you were tiny and small and made of clay. Now you can expand." The Doctor nodded to Rose. "You don't need me. Go and celebrate history. Spend some time with your mum."

"Alex, promise me you won't let him disappear?" Rose gave me a pleading look and it sorta made me feel sorry. I mean, yeah he is the Doctor and to be honest it is something he would do, but we have to trust him not to.

Before I could say anything, the Doctor beat me to the punch. "Tell you what. Tardis key, it's about time you had one." He put one in Rose's hand. "See ya later." I frowned, why didn't I get one? Rose raised her eyebrows at me, wondering the same thing. Well, that's embarrassing. The Doctor grabbed my hand again and we walked back to the Tardis. Why didn't he give me a key? Is this because I wouldn't talk to him before? Damn it. Man, I want a key to the Tardis. Maybe if I ask her, she'll give me one.

I sat down on the jump seat, waiting for the Doctor to land. I pretended to be messing with my wand, I'm upset, man. Why the hell does Rose get a key and I don't? Guess that hand holding shit and almost kissing meant nothing to him. Should've listened to my brain. I guess we've landed cuz the Doctor dragged me out the Tardis door. We ended up in a tiny ass closest. He was using the sonic on the door, but apparently it was being 'too loud', "shhh," man, we're alone here.

"Oh that's just fucking fantastic." I mumbled as the guards pointed their guns at us. We heard somebody scream, something crazy is always happening around the Doctor. "See ya suckers." I ran towards the sound of the scream. I heard the Doctor yelling at the guards, knowing he was close behind.

I saw a woman sitting in the corner shaking her ass off. I crouched down to her and she grabbed onto my shoulders, "it's alive!" Damn everyone's dramatic around the Doctor.

"Spread out. Tell the perimeter it's a lockdown." The Doctor said to the guard who was coming over to the woman. The guard continued to just stare at him. "Do it!" He yelled at him.

He ran off and the Doctor started searching the room. "I swear it was dead." The woman whispered. Mine and the Doctor's heads snapped when we heard rustling.

"It's still here." I mumbled, motioning for another guard to come into the room. The Doctor and I crawled over to the noise and saw a pig.

"Hello!" The Doctor smiled at it. Ew. The pig squealed loudly and ran out of the room. The Doctor and I took off after it. "Don't shoot!" He yelled to the soldiers.

I heard a gunshot and I felt my heart drop, man that poor pig. Well, at least we've got dinner. "Now, we have bacon or pork, whichever one tickles your pickle." I said sarcastically, earning a glare from the Doctor.

"What did you do that for? It was scared!" The Doctor crouched down next to the pig and stroked it's head.

We walked back to the loud screaming lady and stared at the pig on a table. "I just assumed that's what alien's look like. But you're saying it's an ordinary pig? From Earth?" The lady questioned the Doctor.

"More like a mermaid. Victorian showmen used to draw the crowds by taking the skull of a cat and gluing it to a fish and calling it a mermaid. Now, someone's taken a pig, opened up it's brain, stuck bits on, then they strapped it in that ship. It must've been terrified. They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke." The Doctor sighed.

The lady was on some stupid rant and I got bored and left. I don't have time for her to have all these wrong assumptions. I waited outside the Tardis for the Doctor. Ya know, I could've went inside but I didn't get a key. 'Childish', I rolled my eyes at myself. I heard the lady call out for the Doctor, ha, he walked away from her rambling ass too.

The Doctor came over to me and unlocked the Tardis. I sat in the jump seat, playing with my wand again. I moved my hands around in circles, letting my wand levitate between them. "What're you doing?"

I turned my attention to the Doctor, dropping my wand in my lap. "Come." I leaned forward, grabbing the Doctor's hand, and pulled him directly in front of me. I put my palms against the back of his hands, slowly moving his hands in sync with mine. The Doctor started grinning and I saw his ears go red as we watched my wand levitate in our hands. "Keep doing it." I blew slightly on his hands, allowing him to use some of my magic. Slowly, I let go of his hands, and observed him levitating my wand by himself. "Very good." I smirked at my wand flying around his hands.

"Do you still want to travel with me?" I looked up at the Doctor, who was still focused on my wand. I tilted my head at him and nodded. "How long do you plan on staying?" He looked down at me and I raised my eyebrows, is he kicking me off? Is that why I didn't get a key? I mean I still wanna travel, I like traveling with him.

"However long you let me stay." I shrugged, "why? Do you not want me to anymore?" I felt my heart racing, waiting for his answer.

"No, no, it's not that at all! I was just curious." The Doctor smiled at me, turning his attention back to my wand. He's quite a fast learner.

"Well, whenever you get tired of me, that's when I'll leave." I shrugged, "won't be too long though. I'm pretty annoying."

"No, you're not, you've never annoyed me." The Doctor looked back at me. "Can I see your wand for a moment?" Um, it's mine though, my wand. My baby.

"Why?" I swear if someone else tries to take my wand again, I'm gonna flip. "Isn't that what you're doing right now?"

The Doctor rolled his eyes at me. "I wanna see something." I hesitated, but nodded at him. The Doctor grabbed my wand, midair, and pushed some buttons on the console, before shoving it inside. Hey! That's rude.

"Hey! What're you doing?" I tried to get it, but he blocked me with his arm.

"Something." The Doctor smirked at me, oh that doesn't sound good.

"Are you mad because of what I said with the pig?" I pouted, "I'm sorry I'm just hungry and now all I want is bacon. Okay, I've apologized, can I please have my wand back now?"

"No." The Doctor grabbed my hand and pulled me to him. He ran a hand through my hair and I felt shivers going up my spine. 'Oh my god, what is he doing?' His hands went down to my waist, feeling him pull me even closer. I felt his breath on my lips and I felt like I was mentally shitting myself. 'Is now really the time for this?' Oh brain, you seriously need to fuck off. As the Doctor was leaning down, the door burst open, and we quickly pulled away. I watched as Rose ran inside. "Alright so we lied. We went and had a look. But the whole crash landing's fake!" The Doctor had a great big smile on. "We thought it was just too perfect, I mean hitting Big Ben, I mean come on! So we thought 'hey why not have a look'!" I mean technically, I thought that the landing was too perfect, but sure Doctor, I'll share the spotlight with you.

Jackie and Mickey opened the Tardis door, slowly entering. Oh fucking amazing. Jackie's here. I stared at Jackie with my eyes wide, as she's in shock of the Tardis. "My mums here." Rose shifted awkwardly, not knowing what the Doctors reaction's going to be.

"Oh that's just what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic!" The Doctor pointed his finger at Rose. I giggled a bit, it's funny when he's annoyed.

"You ruined my life, Doctor! They thought Rose and Alex were dead! I was a double murder suspect because of you!" Mickey shouted at the Doctor.

"See what he means? Domestic." I pointed to Mickey, who glared at me. The Doctor beamed at me, I like it when he does that. But anyway, to be honest, I'm still a little butt hurt from when Mickey called me a 'thing', fuck you too, buddy. Mickey Mouse knows I've always hated being called a 'thing'. I hated it in high school and I still hate it now. Guess it just hurts a bit more because I never expected him, of all people, to call me that.

"I bet you don't even remember my name!" Mickey pointed to the Doctor.

"It's Ricky." The Doctor smirked at me, making me giggle again. Gotta gut feeling he knows that I'm still pissed off at Mickey for callin me a 'thing'. I am a lot of things, but not a thing.

"It's Mickey!" Mickey threw his arms in the air.

"No, it's Ricky." The Doctor insisted as he pulled me close to him. Is he flirting with me again? I don't really mind. The Doctor seems to have become bolder with his actions towards me since we almost kissed on the roof. I kinda like it. I thought I'd mind, thought I'd maybe slap him, but I guess not. There goes my stomach, feelin all weird again. Maybe I've died and went to hell?

"I think I know my own name!" Mickey yelled at the Doctor.

"You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?" I buried my face in the Doctor's neck, giggling more. He smells really good... Holy fuck, this needs to stop. 'Remember, you said you refused to be interested in someone so fast. He'll just end up being like Mason.' Go away, brain. Stop overthinking every little thing. 'But are you even good enough for a man like him?' That's a good point... I wasn't ever enough for anyone, why would that just suddenly change? I took my face out of the Doctor's neck, who was beaming away at me. I probably would have blushed, but my brain isn't wrong here. I'm not for anyone. I don't want to let him down.

I pulled away from the Doctor and looked over at Jackie, who ran out of the Tardis. "Mum, don't!" Rose called and ran over to the door. "Don't go anywhere." Rose gave the Doctor a stern look. She pointed at Mickey, "and you, don't start a fight."

The Doctor and I continued to watch the monitor. Rose came back a few minutes later, hurrying over to us. "that was a real spaceship?"

"Yep." I nodded to Rose, tilting my head at the screen.

"So, it's all a pack of lies?" Rose scrunched up her face, "what is it then? Are they invading?"

Mickey walked over to us, staring at the screen, "funny way to invade, putting the whole world on red alert."

"Good point!" The Doctor looked at Mickey. He seemed very impressed that he noticed that. "So, what're they up to?"

The Doctor moved under the grated floor so he could mess with the monitor some more. I stuck my head down there and I giggled because I was looking at him upside down. "Hey Doctor?" I tried to sound really sweet and innocent, kinda like what I used to do to dad whenever I blew something up.

"Yes, Alex?" The Doctor didn't look at me, just continued to mess around with his wires.

"Can I have my wand back now?" He looked at me and I gave him my biggest smile.

The Doctor laughed at me, "not yet."

I pouted at him. "Fine. If you won't give me my wand back, I'm taking the sonic!" I leaned over and dug around in his jacket pocket, snatching the sonic. The Doctor rolled his eyes at me and I went back over to the jump seat, messing around with it.

Mickey came over, looking down at the Doctor. "So, what're you doing down there?"

"Ricky-"  I giggled. Karmas a bitch.

Mickey cut him off, "it's Mickey." I could feel Mickey rolling his eyes at the Doctor.

"Ricky, if I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls of my frankly magnificent ship, would you even begin to understand?" I liked it when the Doctor was sassy.

"Suppose not." Mickey walked away, heading back over to Rose. They were having some heart to heart that I felt awkward being less than a foot away from them.

"Fantastic!" The Doctor yelled and jumped back up. "Patched in the radar, looped it back twelve hours so we can follow the flight of the spaceship, here we go... Hold on..." The Doctor paused as he hit the monitor. I hurried over, shoving the sonic in my boot. Felt weird not having anything there. "Come on! That's the spaceship on its way to Earth... See? Except, the spaceship did a sling shot round the Earth before it landed."

"What does that mean?" Rose asked.

"It means it came from Earth in the first place, it went up and came back down." I smiled at the monitor, proud that there was proof I was right about the landing being fake.

"Whoever those aliens are, they haven't just arrived. They've been here for a while. The question is, what have they been doing?" The Doctor scrunched up his face.

"How many channels do you get?" I heard Mickey asked the Doctor, staring at the monitor. Yes Mickey, be more worried about how many channels the Doctors monitor gets and not the aliens roaming the Earth. I swear all human guys are the same.

"All the basic packages." The Doctor shrugged in return.

"You get the sports channels?"

"Yes I get the football." The Doctor mocked Mickey.

"Hold on, I know those guys." I pointed to the monitor. "That's UNIT! United Nations Intelligence TaskForce." I shook my head at the screen.

"How do you know them?" Everyone stared at me with their eyebrows raised.

"What? I've told you guys I've screwed up a lot." I shrugged my shoulders at them. They shook their heads.

"Well, I know he knows them." Mickey pointed to the Doctor, "he worked for em! Yeah, don't think I've sat on my backside for twelve months, Doctor. I read up on you. You look deep enough on the internet and in the history books, and there's his name. Followed by a list of the dead." Mickey said to the Doctor, smiling proud, like he won an award or something.

"That's nice. Good boy, Ricky." The Doctor shrugged, not caring.

"If you guys know them, why don't you go and help?" Rose questioned.

"Like they'd let me help." I burst out laughing and they shook their heads at me again. What? Can't a girl have any fun in this shitty ass life?

"Ricky! You've got a car! You can do some driving." The Doctor smiled at Mickey Mouse.

"Where to?"

"Let's go and have a look at that spaceship." I smiled as the Doctor grabbed my hand, pulling me to the door.

"Do not move!" We were yelled at by a soldier. I looked around, we were completely surrounded by soldiers. Great. I rolled my eyes, seeing Mickey run away.

I also saw Jackie come running over screaming. "No! Rose, no!"

"Raise your hands above your head! You are under arrest." I rolled my eyes at the soldier, even the soldiers were dramatic. I'm down for being arrested, don't know how Rose and the Doctor feel about that though.

"Take me to your leader." The Doctor smirked, I elbowed him, and he pouted at me. I swear he gets excited over the weirdest things.

We got into the car and Rose was the first to speak, "this is posh. If I knew it was like this being arrested, I'd have done it years ago!"

"Trust me, this is not at all what it's like being arrested." I shook my head at Rose. When the CIA came to my house and we got arrested, that was one of the scariest things I've ever experienced. We're not being arrested.

"Seriously?" The Doctor rolled his eyes at me.

"What? When the CIA discovered my family and I were Wizards we were arrested. I didn't rob a bank or murder someone." I rolled my eyes at the Doctor.

The Doctor gave me a sad look before turning back to Rose, "Rose, we're not being arrested, we're being escorted!"

"To where?" Rose scrunched up her face.

"Where do you think? Downing Street!" The Doctor smiled proudly and I just shrugged. None of these important people like me so why be excited over it?

"Oh my god! I'm going to 10 Downing Street?" Rose asked with a huge smile on her face. The Doctor nodded, grinning back at her.

"How come?" I raised my eyebrows at the Doctor. I didn't want to go, I was on their wanted list.

"I hate to say it, but Mickey was right. Over the years, I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh, noticed." The Doctor tilted his head at us.

"Now they need you?" Rose raised an eyebrow at the Doctor. That's because he's a brilliant alien, Rosie.

"Like it said on the news, they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. And who's the biggest expert of the lot?" The Doctor flashed us a huge grin, waiting to hear his name.

"Patrick Moore?" I teased the Doctor, earning an eye roll.

"Apart from him!" The Doctor nudged me with his elbow, slightly pouting.

"Ah, don't you just love it." I smirked at him. Hold on. Am I flirting now? This day is just on drugs.

"I'm telling you, Lloyd George, he used to drink me under the table." I giggled at the Doctor, "who's the Prime Minister now?"

"How should we know? We missed a year." Rose shrugged at the Doctor. I mean, even if I were here, I doubt I'd know to be honest.

The car stopped and the Doctor got out first. There were a lot of cameras being flashed at us and I felt sort of uncomfortable. The Doctor wrapped his arm around my waist, pulling me close to his side and we went inside. "Ladies and gentlemen, could we convene? Quick as we can, please. It's this way on the right and can I remind you, ID cards are to be worn at all times." A man in a nice suit came up to us, "here's your ID cards." He handed one to me and the Doctor. I looked at at the man with an eyebrow raised. I thought these assholes hated me? "I'm sorry, but your companion doesn't have clearance."

"I don't go anywhere without her." The Doctor said, shaking his head and motioning to Rose.

"You're the code four," he pointed to me, "and you're the code nine, not her." The man said harshly. Ooo, I'm five codes ahead of the Doctor, sweet. The Doctor put on his ID card and Rose frowned at us.

"Are you sure you're supposed to give this to me?" I tried handing it back to the man, but he pushed my hand away.

"You're Alexandra Russo correct? Destroyed an asteroid heading straight for Earth, shut down a volcano, and saved the world a total of six times. They want you in there." I shrugged, alright then, buddy. I noticed this noisy woman came into our little circle, listening in to our conversation. "I'm sorry, Doctor... It is the Doctor, isn't it? She'll have to stay outside."

"She's staying with me." The Doctor argued with the man.

"Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there. I can't let her in and that's a fact." The man shook his head at the Doctor, who was glaring at him.

"It's alright, you guys go." Rose nodded to us. Won't be as much fun without Rose there.

That noisy ass woman popped her head into our conversation, "excuse me, are you the Doctor?" She asks looking at him. Um, didn't you parents teach you manners lady? Even I have more manners than that.

"Not now, we're busy. Can't you go home?" The guy said to the woman. I snickered a bit at his frustration.

"Are you sure?" I tilted my head at Rose, knowing she was a bit upset she didn't get to come.

"Yeah, they're the experts, you two should hear what they've got to say." Rose grinned at us.

"I suppose so. Don't get into any trouble." Rose nodded at us as she walked away with the rude lady. The Doctor grabbed my hand and we headed into the room. We sat down in the back, quickly reading through our pamphlets.

"Hey, Doctor." I poked his side, getting his attention. "You wanna know something funny?" The Doctor tilted his head at me, "in the car on the way here, you were being all smug about how you're the expert on aliens. Well it looks like I'm the better expert since I'm five codes ahead of you."

The Doctor smirked, "it's alright if it's you." I snapped my head to look at anything but him. Okay that was definitely flirting. I felt my cheeks heat up and I heard him chuckling. Oh shut the hell up, you.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to have your attention please. As you can see from the summaries in front of you, the ship had one porcine occupant..."

The Doctor interrupted him. "Now, the really interesting bit happened three days ago, see, filed away under every other business. The North Sea, the satellite detected a signal, a little blip of radiation at one hundred fathoms like there was something down there. You were just about to investigate and the next thing you know, this happens, spaceships, pigs, massive diversion, from what? If aliens fake an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get?"

My mouth dropped as I realized what was going on. I snapped my fingers at him, getting his attention, "it's a trap." Oh fuck. They fucking get us.

The Doctor's eyes widened as he worked it out too and he frowned at me. "Us. They get us. It's not a diversion, it's a trap. This is all about us. Alien experts, the only people with knowledge on how to fight them gathered together in one room." I heard a loud fart and looked over to the two men in front of all of us. Haha, good one. The Doctor raised his eyebrows and gave the man a disgusted look. "Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?"

"Would you rather it be silent and deadly?" Both men start to snicker. Well, he's got a good point. 'Not now, Alex'. I shook my head to myself. God, I'm hilarious. The one took off his hat and unzipped his forehead while the man in the suit laughed loudly. He pulled the skin suit down and revealed an alien inside. Awe fuck.

"Thank you all for wearing your ID cards." He took a button lookin thing out of his pocket. "They'll help to identify the bodies." Oh these fucking assholes. He pressed the button and everyone in the room is being electrocuted. I started screaming from the pain and that's the last thing I remember before everything went black.