Howdy!

The Diner shoved Warhammer 40,000 into a 4 hour Mike Force event, an Arma 3 VR gamemode well known for giving mental trauma to those who play it, and where the enemy comes in hordes, and not squads.

Also, for some reason (and this might be anecdotal), they feel a lot more angry. Though, that could easily be due to the fact that it felt like every enemy soldier owned a plasma gun, which hurts a lot-

Cut to Sharkus being blown away by a direct plasma impact

..Well, now that I think about it, a ton of the plasma trauma was self inflicted..but we don't need to talk about that. I do hope you guys enjoy watching the Diner turned Imperial Guard being bullied into oblivion, and I will see you around.

Weeeeeeeee....

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"WE'RE GONNA DIE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN BARN!" Aeron yelled, with six others shooting back out of the windows, and wood splinters being flung into his face. Sharkus crawled in, yelling "WE NEED FUCKING AIR SUPPORT."

Aeron crouch ran outside, immediately got shot and crawled back in, calling for Sharkus "DUDE, PLEASE DO IT. SHARKUS." Who, in that short period of time also got shot and fell over face first, but got himself to turn to lay on his back, muttering intelligible crap "..hell, WE'RE IN FUCKING HELL! JESUS CHRIST!"

SHARKUS DIED

"THEY'RE IN THE CORN!" (Not to be confused with Khorne.) Aeron yelled, starting to shoot at the enemies within the endless fields of corn. Cat, being wounded but still shooting, announced his plans over the radio "I'm gonna be calling a daisy cutter on this fucking corn..." Five, who was the team medic, got Cat onto her back and ran into the bunker, yelling for everyone to "GET IN THE BUNKER!"

Five put Cat down, starting to patch him up, but not before a random ball of fire was coming out of the wall within, obscuring her vision. "WHY IS THERE FIRE COMING THROUGH THE WALLS!?"

Aeron shot a Blood Pact member who was just outside their fortifications, but not before seeing a horde of Blood Pact running up the hill to attack. "There's Blood Pact in the wire!" Aeron said, with Opal asking him "Where the fuck am I?", making Aeron start to lose his sanity, laughing a bit amidst all the chaos around him.

Aeron then started to shoot at even more Blood Pact that were in the corn, along with a couple of others. Sharkus, Cat, Opal..Minus Sharkus now, as he was just shot in the face with a plasma ball. Sharkus flew up, the normal Arma physics kicking in and breaking his entire leg before he came to lay on the top of the bunker, added with the Wilhelm scream. "SHARKUS-"

"Hey, there's a Daisy Cutter incoming.." The said daisy cutter was dropped on the city...well, directly on a hospital. Oof for the Blood Pact. "They dropped a Daisy Cutter on the hospital!" Five despaired, while Cat just said "heh, no one gets medical help now."

"THEY'RE IN THE CORN AGAIN!" Aeron exclaimed, using a plasma pistol to obliterate the enemy...but that wouldn't be such a good idea. Aeron shot it into the corn repeatedly, buuut...there's a limit to how many shots you shoot before the gun explodes. Aeron shot the plasma pistol one too many times, aaand..

KABOOM

Aeron took out everyone nearby with him, making everyone fly up into the air, ragdolling, while dirt and debris flew around, as a crater appeared around Aeron, and all the while some classical music playing in this chaos.

<<After this, we're arresting Aeron.>> Zed said over the radio, chuckling a bit

"Hah, you can't. There won't be any survivors." The squad had a little bit of a laugh before entering battle once more.

After a while, they had captured the zone. "We did it, we did it. Victory!" Peake exclaimed, Five giving first aid to Opal, Aeron quickly checking the map and seeing that the zone they were in was indeed, green. "We did it, it's green!"

AND THEN ALONG CAME A MISSILE! BOOM-

Aeron walked up the stairs of a building, saying over the radio <<This is Fort Zonkle Tower. Fort Zonkle Tower has been marked.>> Through a window, Sharkus was just looking at the part of the city the Daisy Cutter leveled. "Woah, that Daisy cutter took down a quarter of the town-" Sharkus, was shot in the face. Again. And spoke a forbidden language as he fell to the floor. Five just wheezed, before immediately getting to work on him.

Aeron was just checking a map out, when...EXTREMELY LOUD NECK CRACKING NOISE

"Oh-"

"I just heard Opal's neck crunch really loud..Opal, are you okay?"

She wasn't.

There was yet another Daisy Cutter, this time on the school. Zed, who was on the radio and close by, exclaimed <<What the fuck was that!?>> Aeron replied, asking <<Zed, you good?>> With Zed replying with <<It hit me...>>

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL IT IN THE-" Aeron yelled, but was cut off by Sharkus asking "Wait, is that a- OH SHIT. Everyone get into cover, now. We have even more Daisy Cutters coming in. EVERYONE GET INTO COVER!"

"Huh...? Oh..they hit the school again." KABOOOOOM

<<Be advised, Zonkles Tower is on fire.."

"NOOOOOOOOOO-"

The squad was suppressing another horde of Blood Pact by calling in another Daisy Cutter, but the explosion was so great, it took out a friendly Valkyrie. The Valkyrie exploded in a ball of fire, and crashed in the opposite direction it originally was going to crash into. "NOOOOO! IT HIT THE VALKYRIE!" Aeron despaired, but Zed said over the radio, <<Incredible shot, Cat.>>

<<Heh, from experience.>>

"I have this crazy pistol I can fire." Aeron was holding...oh boy, a plasma pistol. Maybe it won't overheat this time. He aimed it at a road from the roof of Fort Zonkle Tower, pulled the trigger and..Collapsed the entire fort because the pistol exploded. "FORT ZONKLE TOWER-"

<<HELP ME, I'VE BEEN CONSUMED BY THE ZONKLE TOWER!>> Aeron was just having a mental breakdown, laughing while chaos erupted around him. Sharkus actually crashed because of the Zonkle Tower incident. "It CRASHED Sharkus!" He quickly checked the map, and it was green.

"Oh, we did it." Aeron got onto the roof of one of the tall buildings with a couple others, wielding the plasma pistol oh dear lord..and turned on the radio. <<I'm gonna do a funny and shoot a plasma pistol as fast as I can on this tower.>>

From a different view...

Zed was looking at Aeron shoot the plasma pistol really fast with a couple of others through the binoculars, and saw all three explode and fly off the building. "Ahahahaha, oh no..."

<<Oh my god.>>

<<Oh..>>

<<There goes the first one.>>

<<ONE OF THEM WENT FLYING!>>

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The second day went better.
^ ^ ^ ^
This is a lie.

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The squad was aggressively being flung around as their Valkyrie was flailing midair, everyone panicking. "Hey, hey what's- what's going on?" The Valkyrie was falling towards land, and Aeron made one quick radio message: <<We're gonna die, remember us.>>

AAAAAAAVE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAA

Everyone broke some bones. Especially Opal. She broke her femur. Ouch. "Well, that is um...that hurt. A lot."

Later..

The team are inserted into a hill, and are advancing to take it. Who is the first man..or woman, to fall? FIVE! She gets shot in the chest! "AAAA-" Someone far away yells, "WE LOST ONE!" The team enter battle, but this enemy squad has copious amounts of PLASMA CANNONS. Sharkus wielded one, and was shooting it at them, but was shot by plasma again and fell back onto the grass, with a Scout from TF2 scream. "NO-"

"AAAAAAAAA-" Opal lets out her battle cry, shooting the heretics in the bushes. Aeron takes position next to her, asking her
"You okay?" Before he himself was hit by a plasma shot. Letting out a very over dramatic scream as he fell to the ground. "AGHH!"

Opal just gave him first aid while radio reports came in. <<Boss, they have too many Goddamn plasma gunners!>>

A little while later, he's back in action, just patrolling.. "I don't wanna be out here.." He said, narrowly avoiding a plasma shot. "OH GOD, THERE'S PLASMA OUT HERE!" He was hit by multiple, and fell over..without an over dramatic scream. He was waiting for medical, again. And soon, one did! But, pretty bad place to be. "I would not be where I am right now." Five, who was just about to heal him, was also hit with plasma. Big Oof.

Long story short, they built up fortifications on the hill in the forest and are being attacked on all sides by plasma guns and lasguns. Aeron was about to reinforce a position, when that position was hit with a plasma ball. Aeron fell back onto the ground, while a medic just patched him up, again. "I feel like a bowl of spaghetti.."

Once actually in his position, Sharkus actually died right above him! He fell into the fortification, Aeron looking right down at him and yelling "OH NO-HOHOHO!" SWhoPG, the one who made the map told Aeron over the radio

<<Hey Aeron, loo-Look in Zeus real quick..>> He did so, and..what a mistake that was.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD."

They were now trying to fight this horde back, Aeron and the boys dodging countless lasgun shots until they fell one by one, and even more Daisy Cutters being called in <<Hey, could we get a Daisy Cutter on our position real quick? :)>>

"I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS!"

"DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!"

"If you're feeling religious enough..."

"Well, I want to go, but you're in the WAY! GO!" Aeron ran out, and immediately got shot and screamed. Opal just laughed, and didn't go out. Aeron then was set on fire while she was shooting back at the Blood Pact. "Oh my go-hod!" She laughed.

A formation of tanks rolled into the fray, the tank commander over the radio saying <<Your tank support's here guys!>> And a tank immediately flew into the air. <<1-2, airborne!>>

<<WE'VE ALREADY LOST A TANK!>>

Later..

"We've captured a tower on the other side of town!" The Diner ESports team had advanced to another town and was in the middle of clearing out the heretics.

"Hah, good thing they can't aim-" The building was hit, and the building collapsed fast. They began to panic as they fell down into the floors below.

"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!? WHY DID YOU SA-" smack

<< You guys okay over there at Zonkle Town?>> Zed asked over the radio.

"NO!" Aeron exclaimed, writhing in pain.

<<Tower 1. This ain't looking good at all..>>

<<First of all, you guys are Zonkle tower but lame.>> As soon as Zed said that over the radio, Sharkus fell off what remained of the second floor and into the first.

The rest of the squad died right then and there. The Imperium eventually won this world.  It was a hard fought battle. The end.